by User:cmelgarejo @timeAndDate(1272920330)
Let's face it, if you're the kind of person looking for gag gifts, you're kind of a jerk. You are a person that likes to laugh at another person's expense. It's all fun and games if they can laugh at themselves too, right? Yeah, just keep telling yourself that buddy. Still, they make practical joke items for a reason, so clearly it's not just you. Just keep your eyes open, lest you may fall victim to those exploding golf balls next time your on the range. Not so funny now, is it? Ok, yes it is.
Classic Gag Gifts
For the fool-proof classic gag, here are a few suggestions.
* '''Whoopee Cushion''': Fart jokes are immature and brash. That's why they are so hilarious. A whoopee cushion on a chair will get anyone red in the face.
* '''Relighting candles without looking at the packaging. Not only did they prank me, but they pranked themselves. Now that's dedication.
* '''Snake in a Can''': A heart stopping classic. What is with these mother lovin' snakes in this mother lovin' can?
* '''Hand Buzzer''': A great way to give a "shocking" introduction.
* '''Squirting Flower''': As long as you're not the Joker and squirting people with acid, the squirting flower is a pretty harmless and funny gag.
* '''Itching Powder''': Mean spirited? Yes. Funny? Infinitely so.
Something A Little...Meaner
Maybe classic gags are a little too tame for you. Maybe you want something that's really going to make someone squirm or cause public havoc. For the meaner side of pranks, here's a few options.
* '''Fake pregnancy test''': Ladies, this is just cruel. But for all the jokes I'm sure he's played on you, he probably has it coming.
* '''Fake parking tickets''': For mass hysteria, fake parking tickets are a great way to pass the day when you are really bored and feeling a little mischievous.
* '''Exploding golf balls''': These babies explode into dust on first contact. Might be mean, but at least they aren't exploding into shrapnel.
* '''Fake lottery tickets''': Worse than just plain scaring or embarrassing someone is getting their hopes high and then crushing them.
* '''Annoytron can be hidden pretty much anywhere and can be set to one of a few different annoying noises. You'll drive people nuts trying to figure out where it's coming from.
