Though getting dressed is a more complicated process for women, it is socially acceptable for them to spend hours doing so. Men, on the other hand, are not supposed to take a long time shopping or dressing, nor ask questions about how to groom. Yet they need to look appropriate and stylish just as much as women do. Fear not, men; this guide will be short, to the point, and helpful in getting you together and out the door looking and feeling goodlaw for help.
First off, you will not be able to properly dress yourself without these items:
* '''A suit.''' It's time to stop feeling cheap and inferior at your job interviews and formal parties and just buy one.
* '''Nice trousers.''' Wear these when the suit is too formal, but you can't wear jeans.
* '''Ties.''' None with piano keys. Get several in different colours to match the clothes you have.
* '''Black shoes and a black belt (not braided).''' It's a no brainer. Take care of them and you'll have them for years. Cross that off your list.
* '''A button down shirt.''' White is classic. Stripes are trendy. You can wear one with jeans or your suit. Get a few.
* '''A sweater.''' Like it when girls hug you? You need to own one of these.
* '''T-shirts.''' You're probably already wearing these, but get some that aren't three sizes too big and don't say something obnoxious.
You can't mess up the following, if they fit and they're not in god-awful colors:
* Jeans (non"I'm With Stupid").
* Khakis (nonCosby).
* Birthday suit (nonViolating).
* A grey suit with black shoes and tie.
Good luck and happy dressing!