Hammacher Schlemmer

The Bose In Ear Headphones — $99.95
These earbuds by Bose, renowned audio pioneers, can be used with any portable audio device and provide natural, lifelike sound reproduction and greater low-frequency output, resulting in high-quality audio that has more fullness, range, and clarity than conventional earbuds. The earbuds come with three pairs of different-sized, molded removable silicone tips that allow you to choose one for optimal comfort and fit, unlike common one-size-fits-all earbuds. A protective carrying case keeps the 49"...

The Front Pocket Wallet — $49.95
This wallet fits perfectly in a pants' front pocket where it won't tempt pickpockets or cause discomfort as you sit. Cut exactly like the shape of a front pocket, the wallet is curved on one side so that it stores snugly in the contours of the pocket, where it won't create unsightly bulges or wrinkles. The wallet is only 1/4" thin and it's made from soft satin leather that forms gently to the shape of your thigh, so you'll hardly know it's in your pocket. It has three credit card slots, an identification...

Additional Handset — $129.95
For use with the Bluetooth Compatible Multihandset Telephone.

Carrying Bag — $59.95
Oversized to carry sleeping bag; with grosgrain drawstrings and twice-sewn French seams. Made in the USA. The manufacturer has confirmed that this item meets U.S. Federal toy safety standards for lead. 35" H x 25" W. (1lb.)

The Human Touch Massage Chair — $4,000.00
This massage chair's two-pronged rollers replicate a masseur's index finger and thumb as they grasp, kneading your neck, shoulders, and back for the most faithful robotic recreation of actual human hands. The rollers automatically reposition to accommodate users of all sizes, contouring to your back to target acupressure points, ensuring the most precise and effective mechanical massage available. Recommended by the American College of Chiropractic Orthopedists, the leather chair elevates your feet...

The Bose SoundDock Digital Music System for iPod — $229.95
This slim, powerful Bose SoundDock digital music system allows you to play your iPod in your home or office with acclaimed Bose sound, and there's no need for headphones or extra cables. The built-in stereo speakers produce vibrant, concert-quality sound when any iPod with a dock connector is placed on the dock, and the system comes with a remote control to manage basic iPod functions without leaving your chair. Active electronic equalization fine-tunes the output of all sound frequencies for natural...

Tripod — $199.95
For use with the World's Longest Zoom Binoculars. Raises binoculars to 60" H; collapsed 21" H. (3 1/2 lbs.)

The Red Light Camera Detector — $199.95
This is the device that notifies you when you are approaching an intersection being monitored by a red light camera. The detector's GPS compares your automobile's bearings with an internal database of 6,000 red light and speed camera locations in the U.S. and Canada. The system's 1.6" color OLED screen displays your current position on a digital street map, alerts you to the presence of red light cameras with visual and audible cues, and shows how far away you are from the red light camera. The red...

Replacement Blade and Foil — $59.95
Replacement blade and foil for the 13,000 RPM Foil Shaver.

The Ergonomic Mesh Office Chair — $599.95
This is the office chair crafted in Langenneufnach, Germany to provide ergonomic task and office seating using a special mesh support system that cradles the body and spine, relying on the sitter's own body weight to automatically control chair alignment without the need for constant adjustments to dials and levers. Mesh tension can be easily tuned to a preferred level of firmness, while a fully adjustable lumbar module allows customization of lower back support. The combination of lumbar support...

The Radio Flyer Walker Wagon — $119.95
Winner of an Oppenheim Toy Award, this is the wagon that facilitates walking for toddlers who are just learning to stand and move for themselves. Made by Radio Flyer, renowned for its quality ride-on toys for over 90 years, its solid wood body has four removable panels and it rolls smoothly on molded plastic tires that have gripping treads. Its non-toxic chrome handle is only 16" from the floor--an ideal height that allows children to develop balance and coordination. The wide wheel base provides...

Brush Cleaner — $2.95
Made especially to remove hair from bristles to thoroughly clean all types of brushes.

The 117 Bottle Wine Storage Rack — $449.95
This is the patented freestanding wine rack that stores 108 bottles horizontally and nine on a top "presentation rack" for a total capacity of 117 bottles, yet occupies less than 4' sq. of floor space. Used by private collectors, fine dining establishments, and prestigious wineries worldwide, the rack's supports are precisely angled and spaced to allow ideal air circulation around each bottle, ensuring an even storage temperature. The unique design also makes bottles appear as if they are suspended...

4 Pack AA Battery — $4.95
Quality Sony Alkaline AA Batteries. Contains 4 batteries.

The Remote Controlled Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano — $74.95
This is the remote-controlled car faithfully modeled after the Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano, designed with input from seven-time Formula 1 World Champion Michael Schumacher. This large 1:7 scale replica has an enclosed undercarriage for stability, omnidirectional steering for precise control at speeds up to 9 MPH, and a four-wheel suspension system that absorbs shocks on bumpy terrain. The headlights and taillights are fully functional, and the clear windows allow a view of the interior, revealing a comprehensive...

The World's Largest Crossword Puzzle — $29.95
Holding a Guinness record for its size, this crossword hangs on a full 7' by 7' of wall space and has 28,000 clues for over 91,000 squares. It's a challenge that can take months, even up to a year, to complete. A 100-page clue book, with no repeats, provides the hints. For the lone wordsmith it folds for lap- or table-top solving. The puzzle grid and 4' by 4' answer grid are printed on sturdy paper stock. Crossword can be tacked or taped to the wall. Comes with a storage box. Ages 12 and up. (2 lbs...

The Best Ultrasonic Jewelry Cleaner — $59.95
This is the ultrasonic jewelry cleaner selected best for effectiveness and ease of use in tests conducted by the Hammacher Schlemmer Institute. The cleaner scored highest for effectiveness because it generates 42,000Hz of ultrasonic sound waves that remove dirt and dust particles from rings, bracelets, and necklaces without manual scrubbing or harsh chemicals. It scored best for ease of use because it has a 16 oz. stainless steel tank (for proper sound wave impedance), an easy-to-read maximum fill...

The Waterproof Fireproof Safe — $299.95
While the typical safe protects against fire and theft, this model's waterproof seal also shields valuables from flood damage, which, according to government statistics, is nearly three times as likely as fire damage. The heat-resistant ceramic interior withstands temperatures up to 1,700° F for up to an hour, and four steel locking bolts and concealed hinges seal the interior for maximum security. The backlit digital lock can be programmed to any two- to eight-digit pass code and has a hinged waterproof...

The Waterproof Gloves — $49.95
These are the fleece-lined waterproof gloves and socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30º F. The socks, also lined with the same fleece, have a patented in-cuff seal that keep feet dry even when submerged. Used by the U.S. military, both the gloves and socks have an outer layer of nylon/Lycra for durability and a comfortable stretch fit, a waterproof middle layer, and an inner layer of expedition-weight, double-velour Polartec fleece that wicks away moisture. The...

The New York Times Guide to Essential Knowledge — $34.95
This is the comprehensive yet accessible 1,320-page reference work compiled by over 20 experts at The New York Times that provides essential knowledge of over 30 fields of endeavor, spanning subjects from Beowulf to Keynesian economics to Zuse's binary computing machines. Renowned columnist William Safire provides the introduction and enigmatologist Will Shortz provides the Sudoku tips in addition to other columnists--all articles are written in easily digested, readable formats. A biographical dictionary...

The Radio Flyer Sport Coupe — $149.95
This classically styled car from Radio Flyer, the premier name in wagons and ride-on vehicles since 1917, has electronic lights and sounds, a door that opens, and a horn that honks. The car has a clicking key, spinning steering wheel, and a twist-off gas cap. While sitting in the driver's seat, children can propel the coupe by foot or, when they tire, they can support their feet on a stow-away footrest that lets parents push without interference from dragging toes. The telescoping handle at the back...

Stainless Steel Grill — $499.95
A 200" sq. surface fits the basin of our Shanxi Granite Hearth Table with ample space to cook for a family of four without leaving your seat. Corrosion resistant, the grill disassembles for cleaning (it's dishwasher safe) and storage. 16" Diam. (19 lbs.)

The Nutcracker Music Box — $49.95
Commissioned to celebrate the 100th anniversary of Tchaikovsky's famous ballet, this finely detailed music box bears the Palekh art of Master Artist Natalia Zaitseva. Each side of the porcelain box is adorned with elaborate scenes from The Nutcracker Ballet, and is carefully accented with 24-karat gold. Its resonant 18-note, steel comb tine musical movement plays The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy. Kiln-fired in the U.S. in a hand-numbered edition. 2 1/4" H x 4 5/8" W x 1 7/8" D.

The Best Slow Cooker — $129.95
After rigorous testing by the Hammacher Schlemmer Institute, this slow cooker earned the "Best" rating because it produced tender, succulent corned beef and automatically switches to a warming mode when cooking is complete. The best slow cooker received a perfect score for quality of food; corned beef was tender and juicy and potatoes and carrots were fully cooked yet retained good texture, while lesser units produced overcooked, dry meat and soggy vegetables. The unit simmered beef stew to 150°...

The Lighted Palm Tree Umbrella — $649.95
This illuminated umbrella replicates the visual characteristics of a real fan palm, including a realistic 4 3/4" diam. trunk, crownshaft, petioles, and leaflets. Twenty-seven palm fronds form an overarching 84" diam. canopy, providing your patio, deck, or poolside with shade during the day. The leaflets are weather-resistant and flame-retardant silk coated with a material that protects against UV rays, and the stem is made of durable molded plastic and covered in the actual fibrous sheath of a real...

The Hammock Stand And Wheel Kit — $349.95
Tubular steel stand supports up to 600 lbs. Green. 4' W x 16' L; wheels attach to the stand for easy moving.

The Portable Telescoping Pet Ramp — $119.95
This pet ramp helps elderly or arthritic pets climb up to furniture, the trunk of an SUV, or a veterinarian's examination table, and the telescoping frame allows for ease of transport and compact storage in a car trunk, closet, or under a bed. It has a non-slip covering, ensuring confident pet footing in wet or dry weather. The grey rails are made from the same structural fiberglass used in commercial ladders, limiting flex during use, and contrast the black tread to provide a visual guide as pets...

The Frank Lloyd Wright Floor Globe — $799.95
Designed by Frank Lloyd Wright in the early 1900s, this floor globe is a concept that was intended for one of his Prairie Homes but never came to fruition until now. Made by Replogle Globes, crafters of fine terrestrial globes for 79 years, the floor globe is based on a sketch found in the Frank Lloyd Wright Foundation archives. The globe stand exhibits the form-follows-function principle, strong horizontal lines, and simplified geometric forms that were hallmarks of the Prairie School movement....

The Portable Compression Leg Massager — $149.95
This portable leg massager improves blood circulation for those who must sit for extended periods of time--office work or transoceanic flights--by simulating the expansion and contraction of the calf muscles. The massager provides the same type of pressure as hospital compression boots by helping to counteract the sedentary conditions that can contribute to deep vein thrombosis, a serious blood clot condition. The massager wraps comfortably around a calf (or foot) and when activated, the air bladder...

The Desktop Photo Studio — $199.95
This complete desktop photo studio provides clean backgrounds and optimal lighting, allowing you to create studio-quality shots using your own camera. Ideal for photographing jewelry and collectibles for online auctions or insurance records, the studio includes two backdrops to provide contrast for light and dark objects, a compact light box with an integrated diffuser screen, a tripod, and two high-output lights with adjustable, retractable legs. Backdrop folds flat for storage, and the set includes...

The Accelerometer — $49.95
More than a pedometer which only measures steps taken, this accelerometer calculates calories burned from physical movements, including those that do not require walking, such as gardening, housekeeping, or office work. Similar to technology used by NASA to monitor the movements of astronauts in space, the device only requires you to enter your weight and it uses a precision motion sensor to measure the frequency, duration, and intensity of your movements, and converts this information into calories...

The Motorized Bumper Boat — $99.95
This is the inflatable bumper boat that allows you to maneuver in calm water at speeds up to 3 M.P.H. in any direction you desire because it uses the same shrouded propeller design used by modern tugboats. It is made of durable .3 mm thick PVC that will withstand exuberant play, and has a steering wheel attached to a single azimuth thruster enclosed in a safety cage that provides thrust and steering. The thruster is powered by six D batteries (required) that provide up to four hours of operation...

4 Pack D Battery — $7.95
Quality Sony Alkaline D Batteries. Contains 4 batteries.

The Best Toaster Oven — $249.95
This toaster oven earned the highest rating from the Hammacher Schlemmer Institute because it quickly cooked chicken, pizza, and cookies and maintained a constant cooking temperature (Play Video). Also described by The Wall Street Journal as capable of doing "just about everything we use the oven for," The Best Toaster Oven's internal temperature varied only 11º F when set to 450º F, far superior to lesser units that varied as much as 60.6º F. This temperature accuracy enabled The Best Toaster Oven...

The Geese-In-Flight Weathervane — $399.95
Weathervanes have been used to predict weather patterns since the first century B.C., when ancient Greeks affixed an enormous bronze replica of the sea god Triton atop the Athenian Tower of Winds. In the same spirit as its distinctive Greek ancestor, our copper and brass geese in flight are a welcome departure from the common rooster design used in most contemporary weathervanes. Not only does this weathervane look stunning on any rooftop, it can double as a garden decoration when used with its stand...

The Airport Friendly Laptop Bag — $79.95
Designed to meet requirements set by the U.S. Transportation Security Administration, this carry-on eliminates the hassle of removing your laptop from the bag and hastens airport security screening. The bag's laptop compartment folds down, lies flat on the X-ray machine belt, and has a clear plastic window, providing security personnel with the same image quality as a laptop placed in a bin. Ideal for keeping travel items organized, the bag has 20 pockets, including a gusseted compartment with a...

The Casement Window Bird Feeder — $59.95
This ingenious bird feeder allows you to watch birds from indoors at very close quarters without disturbing them. Attaching to a casement window in seconds, the feeder has a back wall that acts as a one-way mirror, so as birds feed, they are unaware that they are being watched so closely. In fact, the feeder makes an ideal cat toy, providing cats with hours of enjoyment as they watch birds without being able to harm them. The top of the feeder flips up, allowing bird seed to be poured in; and as...

The Jean Dubost Laguiole Steak Knives — $199.95
Made in Viscomat, France by Jean Dubost, world-renowned cutlers since 1920, these are the Laguiole steak knives favored by prime steakhouses. Made in the 200 year-old tradition of the Laguiole knife, the cutlery has the sturdy stainless steel blade, solid steel bolster, and iconic "bee" engraved into the top bolster. French legend has it that Napoleon Bonaparte awarded his imperial seal--the bee--to the village of Laguiole for the valor of its soldiers. The blade is stamped, ground, and polished...

The Burp Pistol with Seven Glow in the Dark Balls — $19.95
This toy air pistol uses the same patented design as our burp air gun. It can safely fire up to seven table tennis balls (one at a time or in multi-shot bursts). Accurate up to 20', each ball makes the famous "burp" sound when shot. Provides hours of uninterrupted battery-free play. Made of ABS plastic. Made in the U.S. Ages 4 and up. The manufacturer has confirmed that this item meets U.S. Federal toy safety standards for lead. 8" L.

The Slip On Waterproof Shoe (Men's) — $44.95
From Merrell, these waterproof shoes have superior comfort, traction, and water repellency, ensuring dry feet and confident footing in wet or snowy environments. The pigskin leather upper is lined with 100 grams of Thinsulate, providing warmth during cooler months while preventing feet from overheating in warmer climates. The 4 1/2-mm gender-specific EVA footframe and the air-cushioned midsole offer support and reduce foot fatigue, while the dual-layered cold compound rubber tread grasps wet pavement...

The Talking Wicked Witch Of The West — $2,500.00
This is the 5' 2" tall statue of the infamous Wicked Witch of the West from The Wizard of Oz that repeats the classic phrase "I'll get you, my pretty... and your little dog, too!" spoken by Margaret Hamilton from the original 1939 film's soundtrack when unsuspecting visitors activate its sound and vibration detection sensor. Suggestive of all the iconic character's powers of enchantment, the witch stands menacingly with outstretched green clawed hands, and issues her warnin--the leitmotif Almira...

Replacement Paper — $99.95
For use with the Voice Recognition Grocery List Organizer. Set of 3 rolls

The Thomas Kinkade Music Box — $59.95
Part of a limited edition series by Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light, this key-wound music box plays Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas over a Victorian winter tableau. Inspired by his original artwork, the scene depicts a sparkling snow landscape with a snow-covered house, horse-drawn carriage, holiday carolers, and children building a snowman. The mahogany-finished box has beveled corners, a rendition of a Thomas Kinkade painting inside the lid, and a brass-finish plaque. Each music box is...

The Motion Sickness Relief Wrist Band — $139.95
This FDA certified device provides relief for motion sickness without the use of medication by stimulating the median nerves located at the inner wrists, reducing nausea associated with boat, air, and automobile travel. Similar to acupuncture but without needles, the patented device transmits gentle electrostatic pulses to the P6 meridian accustimulation point in the wrist, harmlessly interfering with the nerve stimulation between the brain and stomach that causes nausea. Most effective when used...

The Bat Conservatory — $49.95
Made to the specifications recommended by conservationists, this is the natural wood chalet that provides sanctuary for a colony of up to 30 bats. Farmers and knowledgeable homeowners prize these shy and gentle flying mammals because they help to naturally control insects, pollinate crops, and their guano is a nutrient-rich plant food. Our bat house--constructed of sturdy 3/4"-thick cypress--encourages occupation with plastic mesh on the interior backboard that gives bats a clinging surface, and...

The Automatic Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker — $99.95
This ice cream maker produces 1 1/2 qts. of soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet, or sherbet in 35 minutes without the need for chemicals, salt, or ice, and allows you to mix your own toppings from three separate hoppers that automatically dispense nuts, cookie crumbles, and sprinkles through a funnel directly into a tube of frozen confection as it falls into a waiting bowl at the push of a button. The unit operates from a single switch, and its double-insulated freezer bowl holds its temperature...

The Personal Oxygen Bar — $299.95
Modeled after oxygen bars found in resorts and spas, this is the personal oxygen bar that increases the concentration of oxygen you breathe by 30%, helping you to achieve a sense of calm to facilitate relaxation. A compressor draws in ambient air and first passes it through two removable, washable filters that remove larger dust particles and impurities. A membrane then isolates oxygen, increasing its total concentration. The concentrated oxygen is then pumped through a tube to a headset--worn either...

The Best Fog Free Shower Mirror — $59.95
After rigorous testing for visibility, clarity, ease of use, shatter-resistance, and features, the Hammacher Schlemmer Institute concluded that this is the best fog-free shower mirror available. Tested in a steam environment with a water temperature of 105° F, this mirror scored highest by presenting clear images with no condensation and with very little fogging. Unlike other mirrors that have to be twisted manually to change magnification, this mirror uses a precise, yet simple 1-5X zoom mechanism...

The Personal Ultrasonic Humidifier — $69.95
This compact humidifier easily fits on a desk or nightstand, and uses ultrasonic vibrations to generate a fine cool mist that evaporates immediately once it is blown into the air, providing the immediate area with humidity during arid winter conditions. The quiet unit prevents microbial growth using high-frequency vibrations and the natural properties of silver to sanitize the water chamber so only clean mist is emitted. The detachable 1/4-gallon water reservoir is easy to fill, and it has a gentle...

The Only Refillable Permanent Marker — $4.95
From Monteverde, one of Europe's leading manufacturers of writing instruments, this is the only marker that combines the durability of permanent ink with the elegance and versatility of a premium refillable pen. The marker's fast-drying ink writes on difficult-to-mark surfaces such as plastic, CDs, metal, glass, wood, and more without streaking or fading. The writing instrument features a jewelry-grade chrome nose and pocket clip with a translucent blue acrylic barrel that lets you monitor the ink...

The Motion Tracking Web Camera — $89.95
This web camera automatically tracks motion and can be controlled from a remote location via the Internet, allowing you to surveil real-time video images of your home from anywhere in the world. When the camera detects motion it pans up to 180º and tilts up to 60º to follow and record the movement. You can set the camera to automatically send notification to your personal e-mail account when it detects motion, or you can view real-time video and control the camera manually from a remote computer...

The 25 Gallon Aquarium Coffee Table — $599.95
This is the glass-topped coffee table that contains a 25-gallon aquarium. Its acrylic sides provide clear viewing of the interior, while the removable 36" sq. tabletop of 1/4"-thick beveled tempered glass is large and sturdy enough to accommodate a sculpture and hardcover books. The tank rests on a heavy-duty black acrylic base; lights in the base illuminate the tank from beneath the bed of blue glass gravel. Comes with two-stage submersible filter pump and decorative plants. Plugs into AC with a...

4 Pack AAA Battery — $4.95
Quality Sony Alkaline AAA Batteries. Contains 4 batteries.

The Star Wars Lightsaber — $149.95
An exact replica of the famous Jedi and Sith weapon from the epic Star Wars series, this lightsaber is faithful to every outward detail of the original hilts and reproduces the authentic, digitally recorded sounds from the movie, including the classic hum when idle, swooshing sound when swung, and clashing sound when it strikes another object or lightsaber. The sturdy blade is composed of shatterproof polycarbonate enclosed around a string of bright LEDs that illuminate in sequence from hilt to tip...

The Tabletop Slot Machine — $199.95
This is the one-armed bandit that employs flashing lights, sound effects, and three brightly colored reels to recreate a casino-style gaming experience in your home. A pull of the slot machine's ball-knobbed lever sets the reels spinning--each is printed with brightly colored gaming symbols such as cherries, lemons, gold bars and lucky sevens. When triple bar or triple seven patterns appear on the "pay line," bells sound, lights atop the machine flash and all coins are released into the coin hopper...

The Thomas Kinkade Illuminated Christmas Village Wreath — $99.95
This is the 15" diameter illuminated wreath that has 20 hand-painted characters, two Victorian homes, three cottages, and a church based on the holiday paintings of Painter of Light Thomas Kinkade. The buildings all have windows that glow, and the wreath also has 12 illuminated street lamps, as well as a fabric bow and trim. The figures include children building a snowman, carolers, and villagers riding in a horse-drawn sleigh, all depicted in sparkling snowscapes surrounded by lush holiday greenery...

The Shoe Hiding Storage Bench — $79.95
This bench conceals a hide-away drawer that holds up to six pairs of men's or eight pairs of women's shoes. Allowing you to sit while putting on or taking off your shoes, the drawer pivots open with a brass handle to reveal two shelves that can store four pairs each; the top of the upper shelf serves as a footrest. With a sturdy MDF frame covered in oak veneer, and ball feet, the cabinet supports up to 300 lbs. The interior is lined with camphor wood to absorb odors. Minor assembly. 24" H x 30" W...

The Stainless Steel Thermal Carafe Coffee Maker — $99.95
This thermal coffee maker's carafe maintains over 90% of its peak temperature four hours after brewing. Ten cups of coffee can be brewed in six minutes, and a "stop and serve" feature allows the carafe to be removed to pour a cup during brewing without dripping. The stainless steel carafe has a wide 3" mouth for easy cleaning and keeps brewed coffee hot for hours without cooking the liquid as is common with many hot-plate coffee makers, thereby preserving the brew's original fresh taste. It has a...

The Cashmere Robe (Men's) — $224.95
Made from 100% worsted cashmere that is meticulously hand-combed from Kashmir goats each spring to extract the softest hairs, this men's robe insulates like wool but has a luxuriously supple hand. The charcoal robe is knitted with 16-gauge 3-ply yarn, producing a tight weave that is soft against the skin yet resists wrinkles and pilling. Cashmere's natural insulating properties ensure you will be cool during warm weather and warm during cool weather when wearing this robe. It has two front pockets...

The Home Floor Scrubber / Polisher — $149.95
This home floor cleaner scrubs and polishes any hard surface floor or carpet with a commercial machine's vigor, yet is easily controlled with one hand. The dual, counter-rotating nylon brushes spin at 470 rpm to remove deeply imbedded stains from carpets and buff a brilliant sheen into hardwood floors, tile, or marble. The 1/3-horsepower machine can be used with any home cleaning solution or stain remover and is as easy to operate as a vacuum cleaner; the brushes engage with a tap of the foot pedal...

Additional Battery — $49.95
Additional battery for use with Roomba Discovery SE Robotic Floor Vac. Only available for delivery in the Continental U.S. and Canada.

The Rolling Carry On And Laptop Bag — $219.95
This rolling carry-on accommodates all of your attire and travel essentials for a two-day trip, and it has a padded compartment for a laptop computer, eliminating the need to shoulder multiple bags when boarding a plane. Made from top-grain cowhide leather with varied tan pigments that ensure no two bags are alike, the outer pocket has a removable, high-density foam sleeve that holds a 15" laptop, protecting the device from the rigors of travel without creating unnecessary bulk. Seven pockets keep...

The Automatic Plant Watering System — $99.95
Designed in Italy, this device automatically waters up to 20 plants for up to 40 days without the need for a spigot or power outlet. Up to 20 drippers attach to a 32' PVC hose that runs from the system's reservoir to your plants and then back again; a single dripper placed in each plant takes care of watering, or you can use several drippers in larger plants. A washable polyamide filter removes rust, dirt, and other impurities so drippers won't clog. Four easy-to-set watering programs regulate the...

The Four in One Rotating Game Table — $599.95
A complete game room in one compact component, this rotating table is offered exclusively by Hammacher Schlemmer and incorporates four popular tavern games in a space typically reserved for one. Less than 4' long and 3' wide, the table gives competitors the option of playing hockey, foosball, billiards, or dice football with a convenient turnstile knob that makes it easy to rotate the table and lock it into position to reveal a new game surface. Solidly constructed on a sturdy steel base, with durable...

The Classic Diner CD And iPod Jukebox — $299.95
Recalling the ubiquitous diner jukeboxes of the 1950s, this classic tabletop music box is updated to play music from CDs and iPods. Faithful to the original jukeboxes, songs are selected by pressing the letter and number buttons on the face of the device and, once a song is chosen, the jukebox mimics the pop of a classic vinyl record loading into place. The stereo speakers produce vibrant, room-filling sound. The jukebox has digital FM radio tuning with 20 presets and it connects to an external stereo...

Freshly Cut Christmas Tree Item 17161: 5 1/2-Foot tree — $79.95
Unlike trees found at ordinary tree stands that are already two to four weeks old, these Fraser fir trees are freshly cut within a day of shipment and carefully packed to retain freshness, then shipped in perfect condition to your door. Specially selected for Hammacher Schlemmer at a tree farm in North Carolina, each deep green tree has a full body, with shaped boughs that hold their needles, and a rich fragrance. Specify delivery week: 11/30-12/6; 12/7-12/13; 12/14-12/20. Order by December 15 for...

The Bubbling 6 1/2 Foot Christmas Tree — $149.95
spired by the bubble lights hung on Christmas trees in Post WWII America, this is the pre-lit, 6 1/2' tree with a water-filled acrylic trunk that bubbles and changes colors, creating a distinctive holiday display. LEDs at the base of the cylinder create prismatic shades of red, green, and blue that slowly shift when the unit turns on. The cylinder can be set for slow, fast, or no bubbling, and the cylinder's LEDs may be set to one solid color. Easy to assemble, the tree's PVC boughs snap easily into...

The Slide And Negative to Digital Picture Converter — $129.95
This device converts old 35mm slides and film negatives into digital images without the need for a computer, allowing you to easily preserve your memories. Slides and negatives are placed into a tray that aligns each properly. Images can be immediately previewed on the built-in 2 1/2" TFT color display; the touch of a button converts the image instantly and stores it on the converter's 32 MB flash memory (which can store up to 56 pictures) as a JPEG file. It includes an SD memory card slot (4 GB...

The Slimmest Bluetooth Speakerphone — $69.95
Just over 1/2" thick, this is the slimmest Bluetooth speakerphone available. Built-in echo cancellation and noise suppression software enable its microphone to capture your voice without error, and its speaker provides clear voice quality so you can place it in a cup holder, clip it to a visor, or set it on your dashboard and still carry on conversations with no crackling. It also has a mute button that allows you to carry on a side conversation while on conference calls. It can pair with up to seven...

The Solar Insect Zappers — $99.95
These four solar insect lights simply stake into the ground anywhere in your yard and harness the sun's energy to efficiently eliminate over 100 varieties of flying insects. The UV bulb turns on automatically at dusk and lures mosquitoes, flies, and other insects to eliminate them instantly with a 300-volt electric charge, providing chemical-free bug protection for up to eight hours on a full charge. An integrated solar panel requires only moderate sunlight and charges the internal batteries in eight...

The Wool Fat Soap — $29.95
These bars of soap are made using 100% natural lanolin culled from wool fat, renowned for keeping the hands of sheep shearers and wool sorters exceptionally soft since the early 1900s. Lanolin in sheep's wool acts as a natural barrier to water, helping to keep the sheep dry. When used in soap, it helps skin retain its natural moisture and softness--ideal for those with dry skin. Free of the harsh chemicals, artificial colors, and sulfates in typical soaps that can irritate skin, the pure lanolin...

The Canine Genealogy Kit — $59.95
This kit analyzes your dog's DNA and identifies the breeds in its ancestry. It provides scientific confirmation of the physical characteristics, behavioral tendencies, personality traits, and potential health risks your mixed-breed dog has inherited. A professional laboratory tests a cotton swab that you simply rub against the inside of your dog's cheek and send to the lab in the provided envelope. The laboratory compares the unique sequences in your canine's genome with DNA markers from a database...

The Hovering Target Shooting Game — $39.95
This unique target game challenges players to shoot hovering foam balls out of mid-air using a six-shot plastic dart gun. Vectored jets of air suspend the six foam balls and an air regulator knob lets you adjust the height of the targets. The gun's brightly painted barrel automatically rotates to load a new dart when the action slider is pulled back. The harmless soft foam darts have suction-cup tips. The game has a large bull's eye for calibrating the dart gun and a ball-storage tray. Requires four...

The Gentlemen's Personal Barber — $39.95
Designed for those with closely cropped hairstyles, this electric trimmer allows you to cut your own hair and maintain a clean-cut look. As simple as combing your hair, the trimmer has two bidirectional, curved blades that cut as they move forwards or backwards through your hair while accommodating the contours of your pate. The trimmer adjusts at the touch of a button to cut your hair to five different lengths (1/8", 3/16", 1/4", 3/8", or 1/2"), or you can cut your hair right to the scalp using...

The High Output Commercial Steamer — $349.95
Built for larger, continuous steaming jobs (up to a closet-full of garments) and used in museums and theater costume departments where garments need the best care possible, this commercial steamer removes wrinkles and creases from a variety of fabrics including cotton, silk, velvet, and linen. It can also be used for delicate laces and heavy woolens, relaxing fabric. Made by Jiffy and with a 1,500-watt heating element that provides 160° steam, it generates 15% more steam for larger jobs, allowing...

Replacement Brush and Filter Kit — $89.95
Includes three brushes, three reusable filters, and one cleaning tool for use with the Professional Roomba (76818), the Seven Day Programmable Robotic Vacuum (74520) and the Pet Owner's Robotic Vacuum (76453).

The Credit Card Sized Digital Camera — $249.95
Only 1/2" thick and barely wider than a credit card, this full-featured digital camera has all the indispensable features found in larger cameras without the bulk. Like its much larger counterparts, this sleek camera has a superior 10.1-megapixel image sensor that can take still pictures at a maximum 3648 x 2736 resolution. It includes a 3X optical zoom lens in addition to cropping and other image enhancements. The 2 3/4" wide-format LCD is twice as bright as typical cameras, and lets you clearly...

The Under Cabinet TV With DVD Player — $299.95
Mounted under a cabinet in a kitchen or office, this compact media center lets you enjoy TV programs, DVD movies, music CDs, and AM/FM radio without creating countertop clutter. The 9" diagonal screen flips down and can be swiveled 270° to achieve the preferred viewing angle; its 16:9 aspect ratio makes it ideal for watching movies. Its TFT active matrix LCD (the same as those used in flat panel televisions) produces sharp, detailed images with rich color in widescreen or standard 4:3 formats. It...

The Best Cuff Blood Pressure Monitor — $99.95
This cuff blood pressure monitor was selected best in tests conducted by the Hammacher Schlemmer Institute for its accuracy, and is the first and only monitor cleared by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration that detects morning hypertension, a leading cause of "silent strokes." It uses the oscillometric method of blood pressure measurement, clinically proven to provide accurate readings for hypertension and arrhythmia, and takes three consecutive measurements separated by one-minute intervals, providing...

The Foldaway Lateral Stepper — $99.95
Available exclusively from Hammacher Schlemmer, this compact lateral stepping machine's side-to-side skating motion develops muscles in thighs, glutes, abdominals, and oblique muscles while improving overall balance. (Its exercise bands with padded grips provide an additional upper body workout as you glide.) When the exercise session is over, it can easily be folded and stored away. The tubular steel frame has non-slip end caps and a carrying strap, and an integrated computer that tracks number...

The Touchscreen Video Poker Game — $39.95
Similar to the video poker machines found at casinos, this unit has a touch-sensitive, color LCD with crystal-clear resolution. The backlit, touchscreen LCD promotes rapid, lifelike game play of seven classic poker games: Draw, Deuces Wild, Bonus, Double Bonus, Double-Double Bonus, Joker's Wild, and Double Joker's Wild. With casino sounds, automated scorekeeping, and jackpot flashing lights for an authentic gaming experience. The game is smaller than a laptop computer, allowing ease of portability...

The Battle Of The Mouse King Porcelain Musical Egg — $49.95
This heirloom musical egg is reminiscent of the eggs crafted by Peter Carl Fabergé from 1885-1917, and plays Waltz of the Flowers from Tchaikovsky's Nutcracker Suite on an 18-note key-wound musical movement. Open, the egg reveals a handpainted pewter centerpiece of the Mouse King with sword in hand, preparing for battle. The egg is crafted of lustrous triple-fired porcelain decorated with details including raised relief, 22K gold accents, and 100 hand-set faux jewels. The base of the egg has an artwork...

Concrete Mount Kit — $195.95
For use with the Wall Mounted Patio Umbrella. Requires purchase of pole. Includes base plate, spigot, and hardware.

The Toppleproof Tumblers — $39.95
These tumblers can be nudged, bumped, or glanced yet will never topple. The stout tumblers have weighted, perfectly round bases that are much heavier than the rims, allowing them to pitch up 90º in any direction and quickly spring back to an upright position. The tapered mouths help keep liquid inside as they teeter, and the tumblers' round bowl fits comfortably in the palm of a hand. The tumblers are mouth-blown by Euoropean artisans using the same techniques that have been used by glass blowers...

The Color Pattern Clock — $59.95
Unlike standard digital clocks which display traditional Arabic numbers, this unconventional timepiece displays a series of LED-illuminated color patterns to indicate minutes and hours. Deceptively simple, counting the colored squares in each of the four separate sections reveals the time (12:45 is shown). The color combinations vary by increment of time, and can be adjusted to update every one, four, or 60 seconds. The clock has three brightness settings to suit any lighting environment. The unit...

The Ergonomic Beach Lounger — $159.95
Recommended by physical therapists, this lounger provides optimal support and comfort while you lie prone or supine. The lounger has three pillows engineered to relieve spinal pressure and provide support at stress-prone points on the body. The sloping headrest has a massage-table style face opening that allows you to lie prone and read in comfort without cervical hyperextension or neck strain. When you are lying in a supine position, the headrest pillow supports the neck from behind, creating a...

Replacement Needles — $9.95
Replacement Needles for the LP To Digital Music Converter.

The Movable Deck Fan — $499.95
This galvanized steel outdoor fan can be easily set up on a patio, deck or garden to create a cool, comfortable environment even in the warmest conditions. Unlike other outdoor fans that require professional, permanent installation on an existing structure, this stable, freestanding fan has an extra-large, weighted base that allows it to be moved¿from deck to pool, or from old house to new¿with a minimum of fuss. The perfect accompaniment to an outdoor meal or party, the fan provides a constant breeze...

The Cool Lap Computer Desk — $54.95
This foldable desk not only lifts hot portable computers off laps, but it provides a rich stereo system for the computer, or any MP3 player or gaming device. Powered by a USB connection to the computer, the 2.1-channel amplifier drives two 5-watt speakers and a 10-watt subwoofer. Two quiet, integrated fans positioned under the keyboard spin at 1,500 rpm to keep the laptop cool even with extended use. Buttons on the desk handle speaker volume and muting as well as turning the fan on and off independently...

The White House Chef's Cutting Board — $99.95
Made by John Boos & Co., crafters of fine butcher blocks since 1887, this is the maple cutting board preferred by the White House's Executive Chef and renowned culinary professionals. The board is made from 1 1/2" thick North American hard rock maple, a tight-grained hardwood that won't harbor bacteria like soft-wood cutting boards, allowing use with raw meat or fish. The surface is constructed of edge grain maple with full length solid maple rails, creating a durable surface that resists years of...

The Desktop USB Missile Launcher — $24.95
This desktop missile launcher uses pressurized air to shoot three foam projectiles up to 10', and unlike lesser models, this one does not require the use of batteries and is powered by a PC via USB cable. The included software CD installs a control panel on your computer, allowing you to swivel the launcher 180°, tilt 45°, and shoot missiles at unsuspecting targets at the touch of a button. Includes missile target. 7" H x 3 1/2" Diam.

The No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror — $59.95
This is the rear view mirror used by police officers and professional racecar drivers to eliminate blind spots. The patented, seamless mirror has a 180° field of view (standard mirrors offer only 52°) that provides a distortion-free reflection of rear traffic across an entire five-lane highway, and it allows continuous monitoring of adjacent vehicles from the moment they begin to pass until they are visible in your peripheral vision. The mirror automatically reduces the headlight glare of trailing...

Additional Pads — $149.95
Additional Pads for the Home Floor Scrubber/Polisher. Please specify microfiber, felt, or terry cloth; set of two

The Transparent Canoe Kayak — $1,600.00
This canoe-kayak hybrid has a transparent polymer hull that offers paddlers an underwater vista of aquatic wildlife and waterscapes unavailable in conventional boats. Seating two people, the sturdy canoe hull is made of the same durable material found in the cockpit canopies of supersonic fighter jets. Easy to maneuver, the wide canoe displaces a greater amount of water for more surface stability, and the paddlers sit lower to the deck, resulting in better balance. Adjustable seats allow paddlers...

Track Extension Set — $79.95
To be used with the Carrera Open Wheel Race Set. Includes six straightaways, two lane change sections, one chicane (lane narrowing), and two overpasses. Lengthens track to 37'. Ages 8 and up. The manufacturer has confirmed that this item meets U.S. Federal toy safety standards for lead.

The Worldwide Atomic Solar Watch — $229.95
This is the men's solar watch that can receive signals from six atomic clock radio broadcasts worldwide, providing unerring timekeeping while eliminating the need to set the time or replace a battery. It updates itself up to six times per day from time signals broadcast by radio clocks located in the U.S., UK, Germany, Japan (two clocks), and China. The watch will attempt to receive a signal from the nearest radio clock transmitter (based upon the home city you select). Photovoltaic cells in the...

The Award Winning Magnetic Building Set — $129.95
Winner of the Oppenheim Toy Portfolio Platinum Award, this building set has oversized, magnetic pieces that are easy for preschoolers to grasp and put together. The large pieces enable young children to develop eye-hand coordination and hone fine motor skills without becoming frustrated with their limited dexterity. Magnets inside both ends of the plastic rods attach easily to the aluminum inside the plastic balls, and the pieces have bright primary colors that will capture a child's attention. The...

The Best Tabletop Air Cleaner — $199.95
Tests by the Hammacher Schlemmer Institute proved this tabletop air cleaner to be The Best because it had the highest clean air delivery rate (CADR) and produced minimal noise in spite of its superior air intake. The Institute commissioned an independent laboratory to determine CADR, and The Best Tabletop Air Cleaner's scores for filtering pollen, dust, and tobacco smoke were 151%, 73%, and 87% higher respectively than lesser models. On its highest setting, The Best unit produced only 18.9 dB, far...

The Lightweight European Goose Down Comforter — $349.95
This 650 fill-power European down comforter is 15% lighter than traditional comforters, allowing comfortable year-round use. The fill power retains warmth while allowing some air to escape, preventing a stifling sleeping environment. Unlike lesser comforters stuffed with small down clusters from immature waterfowl, this comforter is filled with large down plumules from fully-grown European geese, ensuring superior softness, loft, and breathability. Each ounce of down has nearly two million fluffy...

The Personalized Coir Doormat — $89.95
This durable doormat can be personalized with the name of your choice, up to 15 letters, which are cast into the surface of the rust-resistant aluminum insert in the center. The stiff coarse fiber surrounding the insert is made from the outer husk of coconuts, coir, which keeps dirt, debris, and snow at your doorstep. The resilient fiber withstands constant scrubbing and scraping from shoes and boots, and cleans easily with shaking or a hose. The doormat's rubber underside prevents shifting. Imported...