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Blood Pressure Wrist Monitor — $32.98
Press one button and this automated wrist monitor measures your blood pressure. Displays systolic, diastolic and pulse readings simultaneously on large LCD screen. Color indicator bar lets you know how your readings compare to WHO standards. Also features irregular heartbeat detection, date & time stamp, 2-person memory bank and auto shut-off. Fits wrist circumferences of 5.5" to 7.5". Includes storage case, 2 "AAA" batteries and instructions. Latex-free. Original Price: $32.98

Mickey Mouse 80th Anniversary Figure — $55.00
Celebrate "80 Years of Laughter" that all began in 1929 with a mouse! Features a vintage black and white Mickey on one side of a mylar mirror, and the colorful Mickey that we know today on the other side of the mirror. This highly detailed collectible, crafted in resin and handpainted, resembles wood-carved folk art in Jim Shore's inimitable style. 8.5" x 8.25" x 4". From Enesco. Original Price: $55.00

Indiana Jones Raiders Of The Lost Ark Figure — $100.00
One of the most recognizable movie heroes of all time! Fully articulated 1/4 scale action figure sculpted in collector-quality vinyl features intricate details, from his razor stubble down to his scuffed boots! Authentically costumed, with interchangeable accessories including gun, holster, whip, idol, hat, and more. Speaks 3 actual voice clips from Raiders of the Lost Ark. 19" tall. Includes a display stand and 2 AA batteries. Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs. Sorry...

The Puzzler — $8.98
Escape The Cage Puzzle! How did that darn thing get in there in the first place?? Brain-bending fun for anyone who loves a challenge. Approx. 4"x 3" dia. Colors for this item may vary. We are sorry, but we cannot honor specific color requests. WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Dale Earnhardt 10 Greatest Wins DVD Set — $40.00
One of the greatest NASCAR® racers of all time, Dale Earnhardt, Sr. is heralded in this 5-disc set that features ten of his most incredible races. Watch "The Intimidator" speed his way in the black #3 car to the Winner's Circle in the 1984 Talladega 500, the 1989 Southern 500, the 1995 Brickyard 400, and seven more thrilling races, concluding with his final victory at the 2000 Winston 500. Running time 7.5 hrs. Video/DVD, books, and audio products may be returned in exchange for the same title...

Moment Of Truth Game — $16.98
Are your friends and family keeping deep dark secrets? Find out by asking questions such as "Do you believe your spouse is your soul mate?" and "Do you ever wish you'd been born into a different family?" After each response, players place a finger on the electronic lie detector. If it lights green--they're honest, but if it shows red there's some explaining to do! Questions get more and more personal as play continues! First player to answer 21 questions truthfully wins $500,000 (in faux money, of...

iPod Case — $29.98
This versatile (and stylish) iPod® Case can be used six different ways. Canvas case features see-through window to read iPod display, flip-down front for easy access to the tuning wheel, and detachable earpiece pocket. Includes short strap for purse or briefcase, shoulder strap, Velcro® arm band, and belt loop attachment. Holds 20, 30, 40, and 60GB iPods. Original Price: $29.98

Elvira Wig — $18.00
Debuting in 1988, the Elvira, Mistress of the Dark™ movie sent Cassandra Peterson's popular "vampiress" character "soaring" to celeb status. The Elvira wig completes the seductress effect! Original Price: $18.00

Internet Radio — $49.98
Listen to over 13,000 worldwide internet radio stations you may not have known even existed! No discs or software to download -- just pop it into a free USB port. Easy to use interface and makes it speedy and simple. Choose a country, city, genre or keyword and a list of available stations appears. Automatically updates as new stations appear. Save your favorites and record music to your PC. Compatible with any PC computer with internet access. Original Price: $49.98

Oops — $1.75
Bad Shot! Somebody Missed! Place anywhere. Looks like real human thing. Causes unbelievable commotion. Ecch!

Daring Book For Girls — $19.97
Girls Book is a must-have for tomboys, girly-girls and young ladies who might be a little bit of both! It includes secret note-passing skills, friendship bracelets, double dutch, "what boys are thinking," and everything needed for a giggle-filled sleepover! 288 pages. Video/DVD, books, and audio products may be returned in exchange for the same title only. Original Price: $19.97

Double Treat Ice Cream Maker — $24.98
Automatic Ice Cream Maker Mixes Ingredients For You Enjoy fresh delicious ice cream at home without all the hard work. Simply add ingredients then place in freezer. Thermal sensor in unit activates and mixes ingredients for you automatically! Ice cream is ready in 4-5 hours. Make 2 different flavors at the same time. Uses 4 "AA" batteries, not included. Approx. 9.5"x 5"x 4".

President Obama T-Shirt — $16.98
Hail To The New Chief! Celebrate Barack Obama's landmark victory with this T-shirt that says it all. 100% cotton; imported.

Nightmare Before Christmas Uno — $12.98
So much fun, it's downright scary! Custom cards feature Jack Skellington, Sally, Mayor, Zero, and many more. All the fun of regular UNO™, plus the exclusive Oogie Boogie card and rule that allows you to "gamble" with another player's hand as you go for the win and become Pumpkin King of Halloweentown! Includes 112 cards, instructions, and custom Jack Skellington storage case. For 2-10 players, ages 7 & up.

Rock Em Sock Em Robots — $20.00
The original Rock'Em Sock'Em Robots™, first introduced in the 60s, are back and hotter than ever in this nostalgic reproduction. Maneuver Red Rocker® and Blue Bomber® around the ring as you try to knock your opponent's block off with jaw-jolting action! Remember how the losing robot's head pops up with the power punch? 2 players, ages 6 and up. Adult assembly required. Approx. 14" x 9.5". Original Price: $20.00

Beatles Hard Day's Night Clock — $19.00
Artwork inspired by the 60's decorates this open-faced wood laminate wall clock with sweep second hand and quartz movement.

Mort I Fied Mask — $34.98
Mort I. Fied mask is made by the finest mask makers in the world. See Halloween return policy on order form. Original Price: $34.98

Emjoi Sin Dolor Hair Remover — $39.98
Extra Gentle Epilator Painless, Automatic Tweezing Use on face, legs, underarms and bikini line for silky, smooth, skin that stays hair-free for up to 6 weeks with less noticeable hair regrowth. Rechargeable, cordless epilator features an extra gentle 21-tweezer head that painlessly removes hair from the root. With adjustable dual speed. Includes adapter, travel pouch, cleaning brush and instructions. About 4" long. Original Price: $39.98

Abominable Snowman Costume — $119.98
Dreaded Monster Of The Himalayas! Lurking in the mountain shadows, camouflaged by snow, the Abominable Snowman lies in wait! Our menacing man-beast costume includes furry bodysuit, inflatable shoulders, character mask, hands and feet. One size fits most adults.

Best Of Laugh In 2 — $52.00
Thanks to the impressive cast of little-known comedians, and the novelty of using well-known celebrities and politicians in cameos, Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In became an overnight success and is now a genuine television classic. Catch phrases like, "Sock it to me!" and "You bet your sweet bippy," became part of our 60s vernacular. Volume 2 features even more running jokes, sight gags and cameo stars for your enjoyment. Set of 3 DVDs; 330 minutes. Video/DVD, books, and audio products may be returned...

Rattlesnake — $29.98
This thing is so real looking that it scared us when we first saw it, and we don't scare easily! With a tail that actually "rattles." This snake is a wonderful reproduction, without the venom. Over 3 feet long. Original Price: $29.98

Cuff Blood Pressure Monitor — $36.98
Consistently monitor your blood pressure between doctor's visits. Inflate using the easy-squeeze bulb until unit beeps, then cuff deflates and your readings appear on the large LCD screen. Color indicator grid provides instant comparison to WHO standards. Also features irregular heartbeat detection and 60-reading memory bank with date/time stamp. Includes leatherette storage case, 4 "AA" batteries, and guidebook. Latex-free. Display unit is approx. 6" x 4" x 2". Fits arm circumferences of 11.7...

Three Stooges Curly Mask — $20.00
What better time than Halloween to let out your inner Stooge? Realistic-looking Three Stooges® Mask transforms you instantly into crazy Curly. One size fits most adults. Latex face mask is imported. Original Price: $20.00

Screaming Corpse Mask — $29.98
This mask is a scream! With finely detailed rotting flesh and bone, this full head mask is made of deluxe quality latex by the finest mask makers in the world. Sizing: Fits adult size head. Original Price: $29.98

Space Invaders Arcade Game — $30.00
Our Space Invaders™ Arcade Game is where today's video craze began! Take a trip back to the arcades of the past with this tabletop version of your favorite arcade classic! This arcade game delivers all the action you remember, including joystick game play, authentic sounds, multi levels, and familiar graphics. Game requires 4 "C" batteries, not included. Recommended for ages 8 & up. 6"W x 7"D x 7.5"H. Original Price: $30.00

Ghostly Gentleman Costume — $36.98
This 1890's style Ghostly Gentleman costume features a jacket-vest, scarf, head cover, and top hat -- all with deliberate holes and tears. One size fits most adults. Wig, pants, gloves, shoes, and chain not included. For couples, the Ghostly Gal Costume, item #80425, is also available.

Closet Light Safe — $19.98
Closet Light Is Also A Safe! Keep valuables protected and well-hidden in this clever touch light that conceals a safe. Simply mount the unit on the wall inside your closet where it functions as an extra light. Only you know that the front panel removes to reveal a hidden compartment--the perfect hiding place for cash, jewelry, documents, etc. No combination to remember. Includes mounting screws. Plastic; 8"x2.75". Uses 3 AA batteries, not included. Original Price: $19.98

TV Ears Headset — $69.98
TV Ears Headset is to be used with the TV Ears System, item #72328 , sold separately.

Snow White And Seven Dwarfs Musical — $210.00
Perfectly captures a delightful moment from the beloved film. The dwarf band plays and rotates around Snow White and her forest friends. Entirely hand-sculpted in artist's resin and handpainted with amazing details. Features raised-relief scrollwork with gleaming golden accents on the base. Hand-numbered Certificate of Authenticity. Plays the melody of "Someday My Prince Will Come." 8.25" high.

Rejuvenating Foot Cream — $19.98
Foot massage lotion contains a unique blend of Glycolic and Alpha Hydroxy acids that yield a time-release system which exfoliates, renews cell reproduction and assists in regulation of excessive perspiration. With key ingredients like lavender oil, lemon peel oil and Vitamin A, this luxurious conditioning treatment will restore and rehydrate your feet. Apply liberally twice a day. 6 oz. Original Price: $19.98

Michelle Obama Mask — $17.98
You just might fool the White House chef when you don this better than realistic vinyl mask in the likenesses of our first lady!

Pedi Paws Pet Nail Trimmer — $19.98
Fast And Gentle Way To Trim Your Pet's Nails! Spare your pet the fear and stress of nail grooming. Traditional nail clippers can cause painful splitting and cracking. Plus it's easy to misjudge how much to cut, risking injury to your pet. Rotating emery head gently files your pet's nails to a smooth rounded finish. Protective cap catches the filings so there's no mess. Furniture and floors will be safe from snags and scratches. Includes an extra emery head and instructions. 9.75" long. Uses 2 C batteries...

Twilight 2010 Wall Calendar — $12.89
Celebrate Bella and Edward's quest to make their love work, despite all odds. 16-month calendar features breath-taking photos of the lead characters, plus Jacob, Annie, Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie, Victoria, and more. 11.5" square.

Star Wars Obi Wan Kenobi Action Figure — $90.00
From "Episode IV: A New Hope" In the first of the six films released in the Star Wars™ saga, the Jedi master trains young Luke Skywalker for his inevitable battle with Darth Vader. This amazing 1/4 scale figure with 6 authentic phrases and sound effects from the original film stands 18" tall. It features a multi-layered costume, realistic sculpting, accessories, and over 25 points of articulation. Includes a display stand and 3 AA batteries. WARNING: Choking Hazard--small parts. Not for children...

Therall Foot Warmers — $52.98
Soothe stiff, sore, aching feet fast! Unisex foot warmers are ideal for sufferers of arthritis, tendonitis and chronic cold feet. Cozy fleece material is filled with premium natural grains that conform to the shape of your foot as warmth is slowly and evenly released. Heats quickly in microwave. Reuse over and over. Adult sizes: S, M, L, XL. See size chart in alternate images.

Mini Shopping Cart — $12.98
Fulfill your fondness for miniatures with this shopping cart--complete with the same details as the big ones! Chrome-plated metal with rolling wheels--even a folding child seat. Use it on your desk for office supplies, or in the kitchen to hold recipes, shopping lists, note pads, etc. 5.75" long.

Eco Cup — $10.98
I'm Not Paper, I'm Porcelain! Looks like a paper to-go cup, but eco-friendly and reusable. Insulated 16-oz. porcelain cup keeps coffee and other hot drinks at the perfect temperature longer. Silicone band around the middle stays cool to the touch, and the silicone sipping lid secures the contents. Microwave and dishwasher safe.

Folding Cane — $44.98
Cane Folds Using Just One Hand! Unique hinge allows you to fold/unfold with such little effort that it can be done with just one hand! With just a single press of a button, cane folds in half for storage. Push-button height adjustment with locking ring adjusts from 33" to 39" for users from 5'6" to 6'6" tall. High quality cane includes elastic wrist strap, anti-skid rubber tip, and an off-set cushioned handle. Weighs only 1.2 lbs yet its sturdy aluminum construction supports up to 250 lbs. Lifetime...

Evil Jester Plus Size Costume — $44.98
Classic Evil Jester Plus Size Costume takes a malevolent turn. Costume includes double knit polyester shirt and pants, waist sash, color-coordinated headpiece, and a creepy mask. Gloves and shoes not included. Costume fits up to 52" chest. Original Price: $44.98

1" E-Z Access Threshold Ramp — $48.98
Scooter, manual wheelchair and power wheelchair users will gain new access where raised thresholds impede mobility. Lightweight, durable threshold ramp install easily and make entry or exit convenient and safe. Works with sliding doors, thresholds, raised landings, etc. Measure door entry height and choose correct ramp--use one alone or two combined depending on your needs. Anodized aluminum is rustproof and corrosion proof with a non-skid surface. See chart for specifications.Please allow 2 to ...

Adjustable Foot Stool — $19.98
Adjustable Footstool Fits Perfectly Anywhere. Put your feet up--anywhere you want to! Eliminate fatigue and soothe tired legs with our lightweight and portable Adjustable Footstool. 3 height settings; flat or angled; it goes where you want it and stays where you put it. 14" x 18" surface with machine washable fleece padded foam cushion. Say "ahhhhhh."

Coffin Fogger — $39.98
Gruesome skeleton peeks over the top of his coffin as bone-chilling fog billows from inside. The eerie mist changes colors to complete the creepy effect. Uses regular tap water so you never have to worry about running out of fog juice. Includes coffin with skeleton and fogger, plastic mat, mist deflector and UL adapter. 10" long. Original Price: $39.98

Ford F150 Truck Throw — $56.00
Beginning with the F-1 model introduced in 1948, the Ford F-series has been a forerunner in the truck industry, including its present status as the best-selling full-size pickup in the U.S. for the past 26 years. Eight classic models are featured on our 100% cotton tapestry throw. Machine wash/dry; made with U.S. fabric. 60"L x 48"W. Original Price: $56.00

Claws — $15.98
These ain't your momma's press-on nails! Glow in the dark claws apply easily and can be worn for hours or days at a time. Remove with hot water and use over and over! Set of 10 claws includes water soluble glue. Original Price: $15.98

TV Ears System — $102.98
TV Ears System is great for those with moderate hearing loss. Just like the original, TV Ears 2® uses a special electronic circuit that automatically amplifies hard-to-hear speech frequencies and reduces overwhelming background sound and music so you can hear every word clearly. Built into the comfortable headset, it includes volume, tone and balance controls to allow you to get the sound just right without bothering others. The transmitter takes the sound from your television, converts it into invisible...

World's Best Dad Award — $12.98
For Your Award-Winning Dad! Present him with a medal for performance above and beyond the call of duty! Dad can proudly wear the gold-tone medal suspended on its 17" ribbon, or display it in the easel-backed metal case imprinted with thoughtful words of thanks for a job well done. Medal, 2.25" diameter; display box, 8"x5.75". Award reads: You're a hard worker, never give up, and a great role model. Your unconditional love and support always kept us safe. You are still there for us, in word and...

Umbrella Table Screen — $40.97
Enjoy the outdoors without being hassled by pesky flies, mosquitoes and other insects. Durable mesh umbrella screen fits up to 9-ft dia. table umbrellas (drawstring top closure lets you adjust height and diameter). With large zippered entrance for easy access to your private sanctuary. Built-in water-fillable plastic tube keeps bottom weighted. Polyester/PVC blend. Original Price: $40.97

Personalized Reindeer Family Ornament — $12.98
Give them a delightfully en-deering gift this holiday with our Personalized Reindeer Family Ornament! Ornament includes a hang cord AND magnet on back so after Christmas, your recipients can put it on the fridge, file cabinet, etc. 4"H. We print "mom" and "dad" on the big reindeer, and you state 1 to 5 kid's first names (up to 12 characters each), plus the family's last name. The word "The" is included and does not count toward the 12 characters. Sorry, no gift wrapping, express or rush delivery...

Cell Phone Flask — $24.98
Convenient flask looks like a cell phone. High quality, polished chrome flask holds 4 oz. of your favorite beverage. Includes handy leather carrying case with belt clip so it's always by your side. 5"H x 2"W x .75"D. Original Price: $24.98

Personalized Irish Pub T-Shirt — $22.98
Name Your Pub! Be ready for the day when your dream finally comes true -- when you own your own pub! Personalized tan 100% cotton T-shirt will take you through St. Paddy's day and beyond. Great gift for your favorite Irishman (or woman)! Imported. State name up to 16 characters.Please allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery. Please see the entry entitled Items Shipped From Another Location on the Customer Service Page. NOTE: We cannot ship this item to Hawaii, Alaska, Puerto Rico, Guam, Virgin Islands...

Wizard Of Oz Wicked Witch Barbie Doll — $55.00
Celebrate the 70th anniversary of the beloved film with Barbie® as the Wicked Witch of the West from The Wizard of Oz™. Doll wears a detailed costume and includes a sound chip that plays a portion of the character's theme song: “Miss Gulch”. About 12" tall. Perfect for Barbie® collectors and fans of the timeless fantasy tale. Limited quantities. The Wizard Of Oz and all related characters and elements are ™ and © Turner Entertainment Co. (s08) Original Price: $55.00

Compression Leg Massager — $72.98
Improve circulation in your legs, feet and arms without leaving your seat. Prolonged hours of sitting or lying in bed can interfere with blood circulation in the legs, feet and arms, sometimes leading to cramps or swelling. Wrap the portable compression cuff around your calf, foot or forearm and press the button for stimulating intermittent pressure. Features auto cycle for variable intensity. Uses 2 AA batteries, not included.

Creature From The Black Lagoon Bobble Head — $20.00
Handpainted resin bobber is macabre movie memorabilia! When The Creature From The Black Lagoon slithered from the deep in 1954, nobody wanted to go swimming! Stands over 7" tall. Take a look at our entire collection of Classic Universal Studios® Monster Bobbers.Phantom Of The Opera: #54438The Wolfman (Lon Chaney Jr.): #54672The Mummy (Boris Carloff): #54673 Original Price: $20.00

Ass Blaster Hot Sauce — $14.98
Even More Deadly On Its Way Out! You think you like it hot? You need to try this. Fiery hot and tasty, but you'll be feeling it again later! 5 oz bottle comes with its own wooden outhouse. Perfect to display AND serve as a warning for anyone who thinks they're brave enough. Contains capsicum extract; Extremely hot!

Zerosmoke — $39.98
Quit smoking in 30 days! No pills, no gums, no patches, no need to quit cold turkey! Using a safe all-natural form of magnetic auricular therapy (ear acupuncture without the needles) the 24kt gold-plated biomagnets stimulate neurotransmitters that gradually reduce your desire to smoke. Also helps reduce the severity of withdrawal symptoms. Simply place the biomagnet on your ear for a couple of hours each day until desire is gone. Biomagnets last you a lifetime--handy if you ever have a relapse. Kit...

Beatles Monopoly — $39.00
The world's most legendary band teams up with the world's most popular board game for the ultimate Beatles experience. Completely customized game features Apple and Abbey Road Studios along with every album released by the Beatles, allowing fans to create their own private music anthology. Sing along as you collect the White Album, Revolver, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band and more. Six collectible tokens symbolize unforgettable songs: Hammer ("Maxwell's Silver Hammer"), Strawberry ("Strawberry...

Corner Organizer — $14.98
Utilize that corner space to the maximum! Multi-tier corner organizer holds plates and bowls measuring up to 8", 9" and 10.25" in diameter. Plastic stand is easy-to-assemble and can be secured to countertop, if desired. Approx. 12.5" x 9.5" x 14".

Retro Snow Cone Maker — $80.00
Don't wait for the county fair--serve these carnival treats anytime in retro style. Just add ice cubes, and the machine shaves them into "snow!" Pour on your favorite flavored syrup for instant refreshment! Convenient countertop size with stainless steel blades and easy-to-clean construction. Extra features include a side tray that holds the snow cones, an ice scoop, and two reusable plastic cups. ETL® listed; built-in safety on/off switch. 12.5"x10.5"x15.5". Sorry, no gift wrapping, express or...

Universal Battery Tester — $16.98
Never Toss Another Good Battery! Universal Digital Battery Tester instantly displays the charge of your battery on a large LCD readout. This versatile instrument can be used to test "AA," "AAA," "C," "D," "N," 9V, CR123A, CR2, button cells (3V & 1.5V) and digital camera batteries (2CR5, CR-P2 & CR-V3). Requires one "AAA" battery, not included. Original Price: $16.98

Joker Dark Knight Figure — $100.00
Don your Bat Cape for the record-setting hit of 2008! Arch-nemesis The Joker is dressed in detailed cinematic costume, and comes with movie-specific accessories. Features 28 points of articulation, display stands. 13" tall. Limited edition. Limited quantities. Also available is our Dark Knight Batman Figure #84015 Original Price: $100.00

Tinker Bell Doll — $70.00
The animated film version of Tinker Bell is one of Walt Disney's™ most recognizable characters, and often symbolizes "The Magic of Disney!" This exquisite collector-quality vinyl recreation of the adored pixie features jointed arms, soft nylon hair, and a fabulous fairy tale outfit including a sateen dress, slippers, and magical gauze-like fabric wings dotted with sparkling faux crystal accents! 10" tall. Limited quantities. Warning: Choking Hazard-Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs. Original...

Talking Wrist Monitor — $49.98
Reads results aloud! Fully automatic blood pressure monitors display systolic, diastolic and pulse readings simultaneously. Also feature large LCD displays, one-button operation, auto shut-off, WHO indicator, irregular heartbeat detection and memory banks capable of holding a total of 120 readings with date and time stamp. Wrist monitor fits wrist circumferences of 5.5" - 7.5" and includes 2 "AAA" batteries, hard storage case and instructions. The Talking Arm Monitor #73168 is also available....

Coca Cola Cup Dispenser With Cups — $46.00
No ordinary cups allowed in your house! Our collector's style canister, constructed of hard plastic, neatly dispenses one paper cup at a time. We include fifty 9-oz. paper cups printed with the popular diamond pattern. Designed to mount easily to a wall. Holds 100 cups. 15.75" tall.

Female Urinal With Lid — $17.98
Anatomically designed for women, this Urinal is easy to use whether lying down, seated, or standing. Wide base adds stability and a smooth finish provides extra comfort. Soft, pliable lid provides a leak resistant seal. Provides visual measurement of contents in either ounces or cc's. Due to health and safety concerns, this item is non-returnable. Original Price: $17.98

Salsa Bowl — $9.98
Cute ceramic bowl makes a festive presentation at your next gathering! Hot pepper bowl includes a lid with cut-out space to hold the 7" serving spoon, also included. Holds up to 1.5 cups of dip. Dishwasher safe.

Marilyn Glamour Wig — $12.00
You can't marry a millionaire without the platinum blonde tresses! Our Sexy Marilyn Wig is one size fits all. Complete your bombshell disguise with our Sexy Marilyn Dress, #48394 , sold separately.

USB Paper Shredder — $19.98
USB Paper Shredder Is A Step-Saver When It Comes To Security! Don't risk your sensitive documents falling into the wrong hands. Shred up to two sheets at a time, right from your desktop with this paper shredder that conveniently plugs into your computer's internal USB port. Compatible with PC or Mac. With on/off/reverse switch and built-in letter opener. 6"x6"x4.25". Uses 4 AA batteries, not included. Original Price: $19.98

Tattooed Terror Mask — $29.98
Tattooed Terror mask is made of latex with realistic tattoos and a silvertone nose ring.

Shark Tooth Necklace — $11.98
Classic surfer-style Shark Tooth Necklace features genuine shark tooth and mysterious mood beads. Includes 18" cord and explanation of what those color-changing beads are trying to tell you. Original Price: $11.98

Earth-Opoly — $29.98
Going green is as easy as rolling the dice! 100% recyclable game board and cards teach "green" tips as players become caretakers of wondrous locations around the planet. Increase property values by collecting Carbon Credits and trading them for clean air! Last player with "money" wins! Includes game board, wooden dice, all-organic tokens, property deeds, game cards, and instructions. 2-6 players. Ages 8 and up. Original Price: $29.98

Godfather T-Shirt Cream — $18.00
The persuasive Don captures our attention on this light cream T-shirt in 100% cotton featuring distressed graphics for a classic retro look. Imported.

Sleep Sounds Machine — $29.98
Sleep Machine Soothes With Nature’s SoundsTrouble falling asleep?Need to drown out disturbing noises?Try the Sleep Sounds Machine, and you’ll drop off to a lullaby of nature’s night sounds. Choose from 6 different soothing, rhythmic sounds: Rain Forest, Summer Night, Ocean Waves, Heartbeat, Waterfall, and Rainfall. Leave on all night or use optional 15, 30 or 60-minute timer. Powered by provided AC adapter or 4 "AA" batteries (not included). Approx. 7.5" x 2" x 11".

Power Mizer Set Of 6 — $19.98
Save time, energy and money by extending your light bulb's life up to 10,000 hours with no noticeable loss of brightness. Easy to install on any incandescent standard screw base bulb. Set of 6. Original Price: $19.98

Sure Clip — $9.98
World's Most Advanced Nail Clipper!Powerful 3x magnifier with LED LightTraps nail clippingsWide, non-slip grip for complete controlEverything you need to clip your finger and toenails with complete confidence. Stainless steel blades with extra wide opening give clean precise cuts plus a built-in nail file. Uses 2 lithium button batteries, included. Approx. 5" x 2" x 1.5".

Spam Cookbook — $9.95
SPAM, The Miracle Meat! We're not sure what this canned 71-year-old "meat" really is, but it's making a comeback in these slow economic times! (Secret...we've loved it all along!). Our Cookbook (that's also an historical scrapbook on SPAM) is packed with nostalgic photos, anecdotes and 20 recipe ideas that redefine this historic food (ever heard of Spam pizza, or fritters?)! Hardcover; 64 pages. Video/DVD, books, and audio products may be returned in exchange for the same title only.

Lucky Irish Penny Watch — $49.98
You don't have to be Irish to appreciate the beauty and craftsmanship of this genuine penny timepiece! Created from a laser-cut bronze coin originally minted at the Royal Mint in London, it bears the ancient harp symbol on the face and houses a solid quartz movement. Accented with a shamrock on the minute hand, Celtic symbols on the brass bezel, and a 9" band in rich brown leather. Includes a one year warranty.

World's Most Expensive Coin — $9.98
The 1933 gold Saint-Gaudens $20 coin is the most valuable coin the world. The only legal 1933 double eagle sold at auction in 2002 for a whopping $7.5 million dollars! Ours is a 24kt gold clad tribute proof in an airtight acrylic holder with presentation box. Minted under the strictest quality standards and struck multiple times for razor sharp design details and a brilliant finish.

Condiment Gun — $24.98
Condiment Gun "Shoots" Ketchup And Mustard! Blast away at burgers, wage war on weenies, lay siege to steaks, and assault those sausages with a flavorful squirt from the Condiment Gun! Load the cartridges with mustard, ketchup, steak sauce, or other non-chunky condiment, then let 'er rip! (Also a sure-fire weapon for food fights, but you didn't hear it from us!) Two cartridges; each holds 3.4 oz. of sauce (about 20 squirts). Sauce not included. Plastic; approx. 7"x6"x2". Handwashing recommended...

Predator Mask — $59.98
This officially licensed deluxe Predator Mask features a removable faceplate that reveals deadly fangs protruding from a ghoulish mouth. From the Alien Vs. Predator™ movie comes this overhead latex mask with collector quality handpainted details. To finish off the costume, Predator Hands, item #29518, are also available. Original Price: $59.98

Watchmen Rorschach Messenger Bag — $29.98
Just the thing to hold your personal journal and other crime-fighting (or school & work) supplies. With front ink blot graphic and Rorschach's distinctive signature on the inside flap, zippered side pockets, Velcro® closure and an adjustable shoulder strap. 100% cotton bag is approx. 16"x 12"x 4". Original Price: $29.98

Mooning Gnome — $14.98
If you're tired of garden variety lawn ornaments, we have just what you're looking for. Our gnome lives up to his reputation as he livens up your yard with his unconventional behavior. Our Mooning Gnome shows your guests his best side. He may even lead you to the buried treasure. Made of durable plastic. 9" tall.

Rolling Cane — $104.98
With a wide base and large handle, this unique Rolling Cane lets the user walk with a smooth, natural gait. Built-in brake works simply by pressing down on the handle for safety on inclines and when getting up and down. The unique wheeled base allows weight to be continuously applied, alleviating the need to lift the cane to move it forward. Innovative second and third lower handles help the user rise from seats and toilets. All three handles are ergonomically contoured for greater comfort. Cane...

Stratego Democrats Vs Republicans — $32.00
It's a race to the White House in this special edition of STRATEGO®! Pick your party, the liberal Democrats or conservative Republicans, and rally your supporters. Meet on the ultimate political battlefield, Washington D.C., as you scheme and strategize how to eliminate the opposition and take the Presidency. But beware; the next piece you challenge could reveal a political scandal, leaving your candidate defenseless against media scrutiny and out of the race! 2 players. Ages 8 and up. Limited quantities...

Disney Wheel Of Fortune Game — $29.00
Combine the puzzle-solving fun of Wheel of Fortune with the magic of Disney©/Pixar movies, and you get a game that's entertaining for the whole family. Spin the Mickey Mouse wheel, then ask for a letter to the puzzle. Categories include: Heroes and Heroines, Villains, Movie Titles, Song Titles, and more. Collect Disney dollars for uncovering letters and solving the puzzles. Includes Mickey Mouse wheel, 24 puzzle cards, 96 puzzles, play money, wipe-off board, marker, and eraser pad, rules, solution...

Gun Egg Fryer — $7.98
Start your day with gun-shaped eggs. Stainless steel mold has a convenient handle so you don't burn your trigger finger. Use it for pancakes, cookies or pizza too! About 8" long.

Additional Wireless Camera — $69.98
This Additional Wireless Camera is to be used with the Wireless Camera And Monitor system, item #80976 .

Foot Aid — $19.98
Created by a podiatrist with over 25 years experience, here's a first aid kit specifically for your feet. With over 50 items to treat blisters, corns, sores, metatarsal pain, cuts and scrapes. Foot care guide and travel pouch included. Original Price: $19.98

Callus Treatment Cream — $12.98
Specially-formulated cream by Barielle® is enriched with aloe, urea, and vitamin E to help reduce and soften unwanted calluses while moisturizing dry areas of skin. Also effective on elbows, knees and hands. Apply directly to callused areas of skin. 2 oz. Original Price: $12.98

Doughboy Trick Or Treat T-Shirt Orange — $17.98
Scare up spooktacular snacks with the Doughboy's festive treats! Orange 100% cotton. Imported.

South Park DVD Game — $29.98
Howdy-ho South Park™ fans, this is the game for you! Packed with hundreds of video clips, questions and puzzles from all 13 seasons of South Park™. Correctly solve challenges, win character & episode cards and maybe even Cartman will have to respect your authority! ©2009 Screenlife, LLC. All rights reserved. 2009 Comedy Partners. All right reserved. SOUTH PARK and all related titles, logos and characters are trademarks of Comedy Partners.

Alien T-Shirt Black — $22.98
It was the beginning of a dynasty. Officially-licensed retro Alien portrait T-shirt. 100% preshrunk black cotton.

Mickey Mouse Pez Dispenser — $23.00
The limited edition Mickey Mouse 80th Anniversary gift set contains 3 different Mickey PEZ dispensers, a vintage poster and 3 fruit flavor candy refill packs. Tin is 7"x7"x2". Limited quantities. Original Price: $23.00

Wine A Little T-Shirt Maroon — $14.98
Our maroon tee reads: "Wine a little. You'll feel better!"

Guardian Angel Bracelet — $17.98
A heartwarming accessory helps them know that angels are watching over them! Charms may vary slightly from what is shown so no two are exactly alike! Snake-style chain with lobster-claw clasp, about 7.5" long. WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Betty Crocker Party Book — $16.95
All Hail The Perennial Hostess! A beloved classic returns from the past! First published in 1960, this timeless treasure helped a whole generation entertain with flair, no matter what the occasion. Our authentic reproduction offers tips for holiday gatherings, perfect parties, and memorable celebrations of every kind, with 203 recipes, 218 charming illustrations, and 16 nostalgic color photographs. Hardcover, spiral bound; 176 pages. Video/DVD, books, and audio products may be returned in exchange...

Personalized Wines A Bit Apron — $19.98
It's just sour grapes! Personalize our humorous Wines A Bit Apron for your favorite wine lover. Apron is made of a 65/35 polyester/cotton blend with 2 front pockets. State name up to 12 characters. Sorry, no gift wrapping, express or rush delivery is available for this item. We must receive your order by Monday, December 14, 2009 to ensure Christmas delivery.

Griller T-Shirt Black — $16.98
Griller gear! When he's burning hot, all you need to do it hand him a brewski AND step back! This black 100% cotton Griller T-Shirt is made with U.S. fabric. NOTE: Please be aware that pricing for XXL sizes may be higher than smaller sizes. The actual price will be reflected in your shopping cart once the item is added. Original Price: $16.98

Spazm — $179.98
Disturbing Spazm strikes fear in your unsuspecting guests. As the freakish quivering and excited panting begins, they'll do a double take to make sure the straps will hold him. Made from highly detailed latex and foam for creepy shivering effect. With on/off switch (thank goodness). Uses 3 "AA" batteries (not included). 23" tall.Please add $20.00 to the standard shipping charge. Original Price: $179.98

Star Wars Trivia 2010 Daily Calendar — $12.99
With Star Wars saga and Clone Wars trivia on every page, as well as art of your favorite heroes and villains, you'll be anxious to see what the next day brings!

Hummingbirds T-Shirt — $21.98
The special process used to create this striking shirt results in no two alike! Adding to the unique look is a light dusting of glitter that enhances the colorful hummingbird design. Shades of lavender in 100% cotton. Original Price: $21.98