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25 Gift Certificate$25.00
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100 Gift Certificate$100.00
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30 Gift Certificate$30.00
Like other e-mail gift certificates, they send a profoundly clear message about your own general thoughtlessness and indolence. But how much more profound a signal will you be sending when the recipient attempts to redeem the certificate and finds nothing but objectified misery for sale in our catalog?

Headache$18.95

Burnout$9.95

Limitations$18.95

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The Art of Demotivation$1,195.00
In this incisive new work, former professor and current executive Kersten offers a devastating critique of the motivation industry and its complicity in the crisis. But more importantly, he offers to managers and executives everywhere a shockingly radical solution to the problem of employee motivation - one tested and perfected within the confines of Despair, Inc. itself.

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Mistakes$9.95

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Achievement Lithograph$15.95
Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.

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Demotivators 2010 Collection$16.95
Preprinted 12"x11" Calendar Features Accomplishments, Bailouts, Creativity, Curiosity, Economics, Marketing, Perseverance, Perspective, Recovery, The Secret, Self-Esteem, and Service.

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1 Random Thing$18.95

Victory Desktopper$15.95

Hope 15 oz Mug$10.95

Worth Lithograph$15.95

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Motivation Desktopper$15.95

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Success Desktopper$15.95

Fail Whaling$19.95

BitterSweets - Bundle$19.95
Save $10 when ordering this awesome bundle of our Dejected, Dysfunctional, and Dumped BitterSweets® candies!

URA Failure Shirt$9.95

Notecard Variety Packs$109.95
EVERY SUCCESSFUL PERSON has experienced failures - but repeated failure is no guarantee of eventual success. That's why our Failure to Succeed™ collection has something for everyone. Whether you're a champion who's learned from past defeats, or a chump with little hope of success, these products will help make a better winner, or loser, out of you.

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Potential 15 oz Mug$10.95

Pressure Desktopper$15.95

Goals Desktopper$15.95

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Demotivation Desktopper$15.95

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Corruption Desktopper$15.95

Persistence Desktopper$15.95

Dare Slack$15.95

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