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25 Gift Certificate — $25.00
Like other e-mail gift certificates, they send a profoundly clear message about your own general thoughtlessness and indolence. But how much more profound a signal will you be sending when the recipient attempts to redeem the certificate and finds nothing but objectified misery for sale in our catalog?
Made In USA — $18.95
Tradition — $18.95
Enter the Dragon — $19.95
30 Gift Certificate — $30.00
Like other e-mail gift certificates, they send a profoundly clear message about your own general thoughtlessness and indolence. But how much more profound a signal will you be sending when the recipient attempts to redeem the certificate and finds nothing but objectified misery for sale in our catalog?
Headache — $18.95
Chairman Edition — $1,195.00
Burnout — $9.95
Limitations — $18.95
Don't Be Afraid — $18.95
The Time for Action — $18.95
The Art of Demotivation — $1,195.00
In this incisive new work, former professor and current executive Kersten offers a devastating critique of the motivation industry and its complicity in the crisis. But more importantly, he offers to managers and executives everywhere a shockingly radical solution to the problem of employee motivation - one tested and perfected within the confines of Despair, Inc. itself.
Mistakes — $9.95
Potential — $18.95
Too Big To Fail — $18.95
Get to Work Desktopper — $15.95
Discovery Desktopper — $15.95
Consulting 15 oz Mug — $10.95
Government Desktopper — $15.95
Doubt Desktopper — $15.95
Beauty Desktopper — $15.95
Procrastination Desktopper — $15.95
Retirement Lithograph — $15.95
Ignorance Desktopper — $15.95
Possibilities Litho — $15.95
Defeat Desktopper — $15.95
Challenges Lithograph — $15.95
Mistakes 15 oz Mug — $10.95
1 Random Thing — $18.95
Humiliation Desktopper — $15.95
Laziness Desktopper — $15.95
Victory Desktopper — $15.95
Hope 15 oz Mug — $10.95
Dysfunction Desktopper — $15.95
Consulting Lithograph — $15.95
Sanity Lithograph — $15.95
Limitations Shirt — $18.95
Achievement Lithograph — $15.95
Worth Lithograph — $15.95
Challenges Desktopper — $15.95
Achievement Desktopper — $15.95
I expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent — $15.95
Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.
Failure Lithograph — $15.95
Shirt Color: Silver — $18.95
All we ask here is that you give us your heart — $15.95
Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.
Limitations Lithograph — $15.95
Power Desktopper — $15.95
Incompetence Lithograph — $15.95
Retirement Desktopper — $15.95
End Corruption — $18.95
Sacrifice Desktopper — $15.95
Wickedosity — $18.95
Government Lithograph — $15.95
Social Media Venn Diagram — $19.95
Another Dissatisfied Cap — $7.95
"Another Dissatisfied Customer" on the front, URL on the back. Made of 100% cotton, or something like that.
Opportunity Desktopper — $15.95
Effort Desktopper — $15.95
Priorities Desktopper — $15.95
Elitism Desktopper — $15.95
Self-Esteem Desktopper — $15.95
Indifference Desktopper — $15.95
Winners Desktopper — $15.95
Nepotism Desktopper — $15.95
Mistakes Desktopper — $15.95
Incompetence Desktopper — $15.95
Accomplishments DT — $15.95
Madness Lithograph — $15.95
Regret Desktopper — $15.95
Fail Whaling — $19.95
BitterSweets - Bundle — $19.95
Save $10 when ordering this awesome bundle of our Dejected, Dysfunctional, and Dumped BitterSweets® candies!
URA Failure Shirt — $9.95
Idiocy Lithograph — $15.95
Notecard Variety Packs — $109.95
EVERY SUCCESSFUL PERSON has experienced failures - but repeated failure is no guarantee of eventual success. That's why our Failure to Succeed™ collection has something for everyone. Whether you're a champion who's learned from past defeats, or a chump with little hope of success, these products will help make a better winner, or loser, out of you.
Marketing Desktopper — $15.95
Apathy Lithograph — $15.95
Potential 15 oz Mug — $10.95
Blogging 15oz mug — $10.95
You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.
Challenges 15 oz Mug — $10.95
Propaganda Desktopper — $15.95
Pressure Desktopper — $15.95
Trouble Desktopper — $15.95
Goals Desktopper — $15.95
Innovation Desktopper — $15.95
Potential Lithograph — $15.95
Potential Desktopper — $15.95
Lithograph — $15.95
Whining Desktopper — $15.95
Failure Desktopper — $15.95
Romance Desktopper — $15.95
Individuality Desktopper — $15.95
Destiny Desktopper — $15.95
Hazards Desktopper — $15.95
Government Framed Lithograph — $79.95
Consistency Lithograph — $15.95
Demotivation Lithograph — $15.95
Limitations Framed Lithograph — $79.95
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