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MonKEYS — $5.99
Quit monkeying around with all those look-alike keys - pop a perky primate on top! MonKEYS are stretchable durable covers that fit over almost any shape key, adding a playful touch to a normally ho-hum object.

USB 180 REVOLVING 4 PORT HUB — $19.99
Our ultra cool USB 180 Revolving Hub with a stylish design comes with 4 ports. Port 1 and Port 2 can be revolved 180 degrees. You can easily adjust the angle of the ports and connect any other USB devices.

DOUBLE BARREL POWER POPPER — $21.99
Get ready for two times the rapid fire action! Double Barrel Power Popper shoots soft foam balls up to 20 feet. The quicker you pump, the faster and further you shoot. And now with two barrels, you've got twice an many balls flying for unlimited indoor and outdoor fun!

NIGHT SKY PROJECTOR CLOCK — $45.99
Three built-in space images to choose from. Lens swivels and focuses for ceiling or wall projection. Alarm with cool space sound effects. Full Feature digital clock with alarm/snooze and date functions. 120V AC adapter. Click to view with a 10 minute auto shut-off (time and image projector).

CANDY BRA — $9.99
Delicious gift for your wife or girlfriend (and you!) Our Candy Bra is made of hundreds of different flavored candy beads. Just like the candy necklaces we enjoyed as kids. This make a funny Valentine's Day or bachelorette party gift!

ASTRONAUT ICE CREAM — $2.99
In order for the Astronauts who live in the International Space Station to eat while their hanging out in space, Food Scientists have been busy conjuring up a nice selection of Freeze Dried Food since the beginning of the Mercury Missions! Freeze drying removes 98% of the original water content which gives the ice cream a three-year shelf life.

GOBBLE MONSTER BANK — $28.99
Gobble the Money Monster Bank has an amazing appetite for money! His attitude changes as he gets hungrier... so make sure he keeps getting fed! You DON'T want to make him mad! His ears move, eyes light up & he speaks as he munches down coins and bills with ease! Feed him enough and he'll nap. A motion detector will wake him up and start the begging for money all over again!

HELLO MY NAME IS COASTERS — $8.99
Their amazing rewritable surface properties allow you to make your mark again and again. Which means you'll always know that your drink is your own. Their soft foam backs and recessed strong-earth magnets won't scratch your pristine mid-century-modern Scandinavian dining set.

BABY SHOWER BOX OF QUESTIONS — $19.99
A gorgeous and sturdy gift box with a snug top and 52 glossy cards. Playful and original illustrations with fun, engaging and entertaining questions. It's the perfect baby shower gift or party favor for that exceptional baby shower!

HORSE WHINNYCOO COO-COO CLOCK — $49.99
For nighttime a light sensor automatically shuts off the character when the room becomes dark. For encore performances there is a button on the side.

CAP'N DANGER STUNT MONKEY — $14.49
Drop him from a tall building or throw him into the air and his chute will open, allowing him to safely (with a smirk on his face) float to the ground.

VOODOO POP — $4.99
Black magic never tasted so good! Each 5" tall, cinnamon flavored lollipop is shaped like a voodoo doll and covered with words of good and bad things you might want to happen to your victim.

BACON SOAP — $5.99
It's a sunny Sunday morning and you awake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the... bathroom?!? That's right, we've captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of soap!

FROZEN SMILES ICE CUBE TRAY — $5.99
A positively effervescent visual! Yes these are denture shaped ice cubes and they are the ultimate gag at an over-the-hill party! But...don't you think they'll add a little bite to whatever you're drinking?

FOSSILICED DINOSAUR ICE CUBE TRAYS - SET OF 2 — $14.99
Need to dig up an amusing party accessory? Look no further than our fossils. These two assorted dinos will add the perfect Ice Age touch to your modern drinks.

THE CUBES SENSITIVITY CONSULTANT — $5.99
Every few months, the Cubes get a visit from Eve, the sensitivity consultant. Will she succeed in educating them all about harassment and sexism? Will she steal away with Ted into the janitors closet on lunch break? Each 2-3/4" (7 cm) tall posable plastic figure comes with a plastic pointer, four paper visual aids and a 2-1/4" (5.7 cm) tall plastic easel!

UMBRELLA HAT — $6.99
Show off your inner dork! As a kid we proudly wore our Umbrella Hat because we thought it was cool. Now we know better, but the fun is knowing that we look absolutely ridiculous! Embarrass yourself, your friends and your family by sporting one to the ballpark, BBQ, pool, or while walking your dog around the block.

CRAYOLA CRAYON EXECUTIVE PEN — $14.99
The Crayola Crayon Executive Pen is made with a brass body to give the weight and feel of a truly expensive pen. Turn the end to reveal the bold blue ink ball point. When you aren't busy looking goofy in a meeting, an included carrying case doubles as an executive pen holder.

FLYING MONKEYS — $5.99
Just load one of the 1" long plastic winged, fez-wearing monkeys into the 5-3/4" long plastic catapult device and pull the trigger to propel the primate!

HOTMAN TRIVET — $17.99
What a nice guy! He's giving his all to keep your pot from burning your kitchen counter. Face it - trivets tend to run on the side of being lame and honestly just not that much fun. So don't let this opportunity pass you by - get one and flaunt it! You and your kitchen will never be happier!

GUM TISSUE BOX COVER — $16.99
Use your tissues in style with our Gum Tissue Box Cover. Why would you want the bland stock box that tissues come in just sit around on your table? Life is about having fun!

FROGMEN VS RADIOACTIVE OCTOPUS — $9.99
Will their harpoon guns, daggers and pruning shears be enough to defeat this terror of the deep or will they all be eaten alive?

GROW YOUR OWN VENUS FLYTRAP — $4.99
The bug eating Venus Fly Trap kit contains a pot, peat pellet and seed pack. Growing instructions are provided on the back of the card. This a fun and unique gift idea!

THE CUBES MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER — $5.99
Every few months, the Cubes are forced to listen to Tom, the motivational speaker. Will he boost their morale and make them better employees? Will he make them participate in a role playing exercise? Each 2-3/4" (7 cm) tall posable plastic figure comes with a 1-3/4" (4.4 cm) tall plastic podium!

RAPID FIRE POWER POPPER — $15.99
Shoots 12 balls in rapid succession! The foam balls don't hurt (too much) and make this an ideal indoor (office) and outdoor sport. The faster you slide the handle back and forth, the faster and further the balls shoot out!

GIN & TITONIC ICE CUBE TRAY — $6.99
Ice ahoy!! Gin and Titonic us guaranteed to be an unsinkable addition to your next party or boating launching! This reusable ice tray contains four icy Titanic ships and four menacing icebergs. Pair them up in your mixed drinks and re-create history. Go ahead… sink another round.

CHICKEN CLUCKCOO COO-COO CLOCK — $49.99
Bawk! This is not your average Cuckoo Clock. This cheerful clock has achieved fame as a prop on TV Sitcoms and on Procter and Gambles Swiffer Duster commercials.

DYNAMITE ALARM CLOCK — $29.99
Finally!!! An alarm clock for the person who sleeps through everything! Not even the heaviest of sleepers could sleep through these warning beeps, flashing LED's and the massive explosion sound effects!

MISO PRETTY BODY SPLASH - BERRY — $14.99
Splendid Berries scent. A perfect combination of cassis and green grasses. Alluring companion.

DEATH MINTS — $2.49
These Death Mints are the preferred breath mints of corpses, vampires and zombies. Each collectible, 3" x 1.5", coffin-shaped tin contains one hundred potent mints that will leave you with fresh breath to die for!

ENCHANTED UNICORN BANDAGES — $3.99
Each 3 3/4" tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE TOY to take your mind off of the excruciating pain.

HOBO BUBBLE GUM CIGARETTES — $1.99
Each pack contains twelve 2" sticks of bubble gum that are cleverly disguised in paper wrapping to look like cigarettes.

LOVER'S ROCK — $7.99
Love candy? We do. These mouthwatering candies are a whooping 7” long! And incase you need to reminded what to do with them… one says “suck me” and the other says “lick me” all the way through the candy.

NINJA WALLET — $11.99
Put some hip into your hip pocket with one of these whimsical wallets! Each 4-1/4" x 3-3/4" faux leather wallet has plenty of pockets for your cold hard cash and copious cards.

EXECUTIVE MARSHMALLOW SHOOTER — $29.99
Lay down the law with this rapid-fire novelty shooter and your friends will beg for more! Load the magazine with up to 25 mini-marshmallows and “pump” to shoot them up to 30 feet across the room or yard. Games of tag will never be the same again!

KITTY NYOKKI — $8.99
An adorable cast of original characters, Nyokkis are hand-made in Japan from glazed ceramic, shaped like an egg with little fabric legs. All five Nyokki are all filled with a soil media and rye grass seed. Nyokki are easy to grow - seeds germinate and grass grows to full height in less than two weeks.

DIAGNOSE YOUR NEUROSIS WHEEL O' WISDOM — $7.99
Diagnose Your Neurosis de-mystifies sixteen mental and emotional afflictions, including control freak, narcissist, rage-aholic, and more. Now there's no behavior that can't be understood, justified, or mocked! Gain insight without paying a therapists hourly rate.

THE ART OF HULA DANCING — $12.99
This enjoyable book-plus provides everything for a hula workout including the music: a fun, informative book with history and instructions for classic Hawaiian dance steps, a neck lei, 2 wrist leis, a CD with hula tunes, and ili ili, the castanet-like lava stones used to provide a beat to gyrate to.

STICKMAN IN PERIL — $4.99
Each set of puffy vinyl, reflective stickers captures Stickman in all sorts of awkward and painful situations, as he dutifully endures pitfalls and hazards in the name of public safety.

NOOSE REVERSIBLE TIE — $19.99
We have taken a humble and to be quite honest, rather inflexible fashion accessory, the tie, and transformed it into an iconic symbol of both work and play. On one side of the tie is a work appropriate pattern, not unlike many of the other ties that currently reside on your tie rack. But as soon as the boss goes home, the fun can really begin.

LOVE STINKS" SOAP — $7.99
Don't be afraid to get a little dirty with your loved one! Love Stinks... this soap doesn't!

PICTUREBOOK — $24.99
Everyone has a favorite book; maybe one with an iconic cover, a much loved childhood book or perhaps even, one you've written! Unfortunately, short of ripping the front cover off and destroying a beloved book, there's no way of putting them proudly on show in your home. Until now that is, these wooden picture frames let you display your firm, literary favourites and gives any room a personalised feel, that's much more chic than that dogs playing poker picture you have.

COSMOPOLITAN COCKTAIL — $19.99
The Cosmopolitan Cocktail, a different kind of sensory sensation, true to the legendary Cosmo; an inviting and refreshing combination of Vodka, Cranberry Juice, a hint of Lime Juice and a touch of Cointreau. Maybe it will evoke memories of a sunset on the pier in sandals, or maybe an elegant black tie affair.

CHICK SOAP — $7.99
It's for the hot chick, the mama chick, the girl down the hall chick and your best friend chick! Heck, you're a chick too! A sassy chick, a chick with peeps and a chick with class, our Chick Soap was made for you!

BELIEVE IN GOD INSTANTLY BREATH SPRAY — $4.99
*Warning: This spray is a potentially dangerous weapon. Do not administer to individuals against their will. Forced religious conversions will be prosecuted!

CLASSIC VALENTINES — $4.99
Nothing captures the innocent and slightly puzzling sentiments of 1950s romance like Classic Valentines. These cool cards will transport your valentine back in time to an era of darling graphics and poignant puns. Ten different 5" to 6" Valentines with blank backs and envelopes.

FLEXIBLE ILLUMINATED KEYBOARD — $26.99
Virtually indestructible. Washable and hygienic. Portable and storable. Dust-proof and water-resistant. EL illumination on/off. Simply wipe up any spilled liquid with a damp cloth. Fits in your briefcase, backpack or notebook carrying bag and you do not have to worry any sharp edges. Full size keyboard measures: 19" x 5.5".

RETIRED WATCH — $24.99
Those long lousy days of working 9-5 are finally over! After all those years of hard work you have earned your retirement! Let others know exactly how you feel when they come to you asking a question…I'M RETIRED! Your days of caring and trying to make your way up that corporate ladder are over.

DOGGIE BUBBLES — $2.99
Blow long-lasting bubbles for pets to chase and pop. Bubbles dry in the air, and land on the ground intact, waiting to be attacked by dogs. Doggies really love chasing and bursting these bubbles! Fantastic fun!

PSP CANDY SOURS — $3.99
Have a passion for playing? Forgot what the great old outdoors looks like? You're going to love our PSP PlayStation Portable Sour Candy! Each tin is filled with sour candies that will put the biggest pucker ever see on your face!

YES, YOU'RE PROBABLY DYING WHEEL O' WISDOM — $7.99
Simply spin it, align the red arrow with a term on the wheel's perimeter, then read the information revealed in the windows. By matching a common symptom to its worst-case medical scenario, you can efficiently indulge yourself in health panic. Say you have a headache, why not assume you've got a brain tumor, contact the appropriate specialist then begin worrying about imminent hair loss.

ZOOBOX STENCIL & PEN SET — $9.99
Release your inner artist! Draw realistic animal faces, or mix weird combinations or snouts, horns and heads to create your own special species!

STREET ART COLOURING BOOK — $16.99
Release your inner graffiti artist! Ever felt taunted by a sight of a cleanbrick wall or subway car? We have… 20 Large format photographs of walls in South London, featuring the artwork of an infamous local crew. The outlines are there just waiting for your creative street talent!

STRAWBERRY PRINT BOWL — $7.99
Melamine blue bowl with delicious strawberry print is absolutely refreshing. The Perpetual Kid is not responsible for the insatiable cravings for juicy fruit this bowl will cause. Healthy snacking is easy with this fun. Great for picnics!

HEAR-O THE RABBIT COIN PURSE — $11.99
Say What?!? This toxic critter coin purse will happily fit your credit cards, change and your keys. Made from buttery soft embossed and printed vinyl.

WTF AIR FRESHENER — $3.99
This is truly going to be a collector's item you will pass down from generation to generation… or hang on your rear view mirror. No one can deny that politics has become a very dirty sport. Regardless of which side you were on that fact is that this air freshener is going to make Republican and Democrat cars smell mighty fine!

KERMIT KEEP IT GREEN CANVAS TOTE — $44.99
Who doesn't have great memories of watching The Muppets, particularly Kermit! Strut your stuff while letting your inner child gleam with pride over your new tote. Imagine how insanely happy you would have been as a kid to bring your bracelet making supplies and 80's mix tapes to a slumber party with a Kermit Keep It Green Canvas Tote thrown over your shoulder!

HEART & SWALLOW BUSINESS CARD HOLDER — $29.99
Need a new way to carry your business cards? Look no further than this cute case! Epoxy coated image on high quality steel case. Original art by Christopher Wright.

OWL TOTE — $9.99
Hoo's toting around the sweetest little bag? Owl let you figure out hoo. You! That's hoo! As an added bonus there is a full moon chart on the bottom of the tote.

MIX STIX DRUMSTICK KITCHEN SPOONS — $9.99
Every kitchen has it's own rhythm and hum, and now you can play along. Mix Stix Drumstick Kitchen Spoons are classic indispensable beechwood spoons, morphed into drumsticks. So now you can rock out when you're not stirring, paradiddle on the stockpot and give that mixing bowl a rimshot.

KEY PETE — $12.99
Key Pete is a reliable guardian of your keys. He has super strong magnets in his hands, so he will grab hold of any magnetic surface with one hand, and with the other is capable of holding a gravity defying amount of keys - up to around 30!

INFLATABLE SWORDFISH — $24.99
Of course it's inflatable! What else would you expect? This inflatable Swordfish is so much better than the real thing hanging above your mantel! Great for your den, dorm, office or cubical!

Bucky ANIMAL FRIENDLY CARDBOARD DEER BUST — $16.99
Each bust is made from 100% recyclable cardboard, a non-toxic, environmentally friendly product. The raw cardboard is made locally, further reducing the impact on the planet. All of the animal figures are designed and manufactured in the United States, free from unsafe foreign toxins and waste products. All figures are packaged flat for shipping and include detailed instructions.

SNAKE BIKE LOCK - BLACK & GOLD — $26.99
Have the scariest bike on the block! With a reinforced metal interior, durable cloth exterior and hand-painted detail, this snazzy serpent bike lock is not only useful but cool to look at.

TANK ROBOT CLOCK — $44.99
Tank is our heftiest and strongest alarm clock robot yet. He has movable arms that you can position any way you'd like and he loves sitting on your desk or shelf and help you keep track of the time.

EL DIABLO BUBBLE GUM CIGARETTES — $1.99
Satisfy your oral fixation with these classic Bubble Gum Cigarettes. Each 3-1/8" x 2" x 5/8" pack contains twelve 2-3/4" sticks of bubble gum that are cleverly disguised in a paper wrapping to look like cigarettes. We're pretty sure that the Surgeon General will have no problem with you chewing a pack a day!

INVADERS ANIMATED DOORMAT — $34.99
Electro-luminescence (EL) is a technology in which a small electric current is passed through a phosphorus material. This current causes the material to radiate light. Unlike other light emitting technology, electro-luminescence generates no heat and requires very light power. This technology is superior to other light emitting technologies because it is light weight, flexible, durable, generates no heat, waterproof and landfill friendly because it's production uses no hazardous materials.

PMS MINTS — $3.99
Fresh PMS Mints...the best mint PERIOD! A little grumpy today? Did you chew your husband's head off this morning for no good reason? Sounds like you need a mint!

CUP OF AMBITION — $11.99
Motivational words + caffeine = a perfect start to the day! The front of this must have mug says "Cup of Ambition." The back says "Caffeine: The breakfast of champions." If that isn't enough to get you going… when you take the last swig of your coffee you'll see "Go get em!" at the bottom of the mug.

GLORIFRIED" HAM N EGGS PLATES — $12.99
Each set of two 8" melamine plates is decorated with the logo of a classic restaurant from the 30's or 40's.

DRIP CLIPS PAPERCLIP HOLDER — $7.99
Just what your old boring desk needs…the kitchen sink! Drip Clips dangle magnetically from their little faucet in a splashy, random fashion until you need them (even if you don't need one it's fun to flick them back and forth).

HAPPY BUDDHA BANK — $26.99
Our Happy Buddha Bank is surely a piece of art as much as it can help you save for a rainy day! Not to worry, coins of all denominations are humbly accepted.

MISO PRETTY BODY SPLASH - CITRUS — $14.99
Sultry Citrus scent. A perfect combination of calla lily and mixed citrus. Tiny perfection.

SNAKE BIKE LOCK - GREEN & YELLOW — $26.99
Have the coolest bike lock on the block! With a reinforced metal interior, durable cloth exterior and hand-painted detail, this snazzy serpent is not only useful but beautiful.

CHARCO DOOODOLLS - SAGITTARIUS — $6.99
What's your sign? Grab your zodiac sign or your favorite character! Each Dooodoll is skillfully hand-stitched to perfection. Each doll is cleverly named and boasts an even more unique character. They do, nonetheless, share a few common traits… they are all adorable and friendly, but ever-so-slightly naughty and mischievous!

BLACK CAT NYOKKI — $5.99
Nyokkis are hand-made in Japan from glazed ceramic, shaped like an egg (1.75” H x 1.875”) with little fabric legs. Nyokki are filled with a soil media and rye grass seed.

SALAD TOOLS — $11.99
Fix yourself a nice perfect salad! No doubt, many of our eating habits need to be fixed and we've got just the tools you need for improving your diet... Salad Tools!

ANIMAL FRIENDLY CARDBOARD RHINO BUST — $16.99
Each bust is made from 100% recyclable cardboard, a non-toxic, environmentally friendly product. The raw cardboard is made locally, further reducing the impact on the planet. All of the animal figures are designed and manufactured in the United States, free from unsafe foreign toxins and waste products. All figures are packaged flat for shipping and include detailed instructions.

SAVIN UP TO PARTY — $7.99
Life's meant to be fun. So what are you waiting for? Before heading out to party, carry this container to your nearest bank to exchange coins for dollar bills. Partying with pockets full of loose change may compromise your silhouette, and impede extravagant dance moves.

SUSHI COLOGNE SPRAY — $19.99
Everyone has a personal library of meaningful smells. The memories they trigger are somehow more intense than those we dredge up by conscious effort. It's as if smell provides a shortcut to our deepest memories and brings them back complete with the emotions and sensations we felt at the time.

BOOM BOX GHETTO BLASTER WEEKEND BAG — $49.99
Our bag measures 17.5 inches long x 12 inches tall x 8 inches wide (at the bottom) and 4 inches wide (at the top). The Ghetto Blaster also includes a detachable and adjustable shoulder strap in addition to the handles. Zipper closure.

RAININ' CATS N DOGS UMBRELLA — $15.99
It may be raining cats and dogs, but you'll stay bone dry under this automatic folding umbrella. Ha ha, get it? Press the button on the handle once and the umbrella springs open, press it again and the canopy collapses. It's like magic.

FLYING PIG AUTOMATA KIT — $19.99
Yeah right! When pigs fly!... Automata are mechanical toys that move with cams, levers and linkages. Our Flying Pig is engineered using a minimum number of parts yet produces dramatic movement. Turn the crank and the pig does indeed fly (rather flaps its wings in vain).

KAM KAM CAT YOGA PILATES MAT — $32.99
Exercise your fun side with this adorable standard size yoga mat. Complete with canvas carry case with shoulder strap & handy water bottle pocket.

THE STARVING TURTLE PLATES — $12.99
Each set of two 8" melamine plates is decorated with the logo of a classic restaurant from the 30's and 40's called The Starving Turtle.

LAWN JOCKEY PLANT ORNAMENT — $4.99
Fancy Plants are reinforced polystone figurines with spiked bases that allow you to nestle them alongside all your houseplants. Each Lawn Jockey Plant Ornament measures 3.5 inches tall plus base.