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Vinturi Essential Wine Aerator — $49.99
Properly aerate your wine one glass at a time Future history is written that when the aliens came to Earth, they presented us with an ultimatum: give them three products that represent the best of humanity, or face extermination. The greatest minds of mankind put their heads together and made their presentation. First, a thick nibby bar of dark chocolate. The aliens, their biology different from ours, were still able to thoroughly enjoy and appreciate the complexity and depth of the confection. Next...

LEGO Star Wars Venator-class Republic Attack Cruiser — $99.99
Grand Chancellor Palpatine's pimpin' ride We have this weird fantasy that Grand Chancellor Palpatine is the Hugh Hefner of the Star Wars universe. Think about it. He's old, powerful, gets pretty much whatever he wants. He must be quite the pickup artist with all his wealth and power. A regular Hef, Palpatine is. (Can we call him Palpy? Palp? Pal?) While the Republic Attack Cruiser is built for ship-to-ship combat and is armed to the gills with lasers, cannons and bombs, we can't help but think that...

GeoSafari Digital Recording Lab — $49.99
Sound off Your kids like making sound, so don't you think it's time they learned about it? With the GeoSafari Digital Recording Lab, they'll learn all about sound and electronics, while having fun putting together different projects - 59 in all. Your inquisitive geeklings will learn how to build: A rhythmic sound generator A digital voice recorder An electronic parrot A voice alarm A voice changer And loads more! All the components for these projects are permanently installed on the GeoSafari Digital...

R2 Fish Training School Kit — $29.99
Teach an old fish new tricks Picture it: Lassie returns to the house barking. "What is it girl? Timmy's fallen down the well?" And then everyone runs to get that little fool out. But it's too late. Goldie already saved Timmy's sorry butt. Because Goldie is the goldfish you trained with your R2 Fish Training School Kit - and fish lives in the well! Ok, so that was a little overdramatic, but when you put your fish though Fish School, you'll be amazed by the talent of your little scaly friend. Take...

Halo Encyclopedia — $37.99
"I need a weapon." And upon speaking those words, Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 asked for a weapon. And lo, a weapon he did receive. And it was good. And he brought that weapon unto the Covenant, and blew them to shreds. If you love Halo (and any of the sequels or other incarnations), you're just going to love the Halo Encyclopedia, because the Halo Encyclopedia is the definitive guide to the Halo universe. It is a comprehensive companion to every aspect of Halo, Halo 2, Halo 3, Halo Wars,...

Hydrodynamic Building Set — $79.99
Let the Water Flow! Water is everywhere. It covers 71% of the Earth's surface and composes about 112% of the human body. Gaining control over water would be an awesome super power, but for now we are stuck with using science to master water. Good thing someone invented this Hydrodynamic Building Set. It makes science fun again. But this kit isn't a simple connect the dots - you have to do some thinking! Why? Read on! The instruction manual shows you how the girders connect, how to build the various...

Xtensor Gamer Hand Exerciser — $39.99
Earn those white knuckles You've got the greatest gaming rig out there. You've spent a lot of money on it - now it's a monolithic liquid-nitrogen-cooled monstrosity capable of pumping out smoother 3D video than real-life. Your pointing device is sensitive to a billion dpi, and your keyboard has a customized throw-distance tuned exactly to your finger length. After all this effort, you still get pwned by n00bs. What's the problem? Your rig may be awesome, and your brain may be sharp and quick, but...

Watt's Up Pro — $129.99
USB interface. True RMS power measured and displayed. Can store 1700 complete records (over 32,000 if just recording watts). User selectable logging interval. Software automatically graphs all recorded data and includes an integrated analysis tool (Windows only, sorry!). 120 VAC, 60 Hz, 15 Amps (UL Listed). Dual frequency 50/60 Hz. 6 foot power cord. Indoor use only. One year warranty.

USB LED Christmas Lights — $13.99
Bright, festive, powered by USB! When it gets to be that time of year, you start to notice it - ribbons and bows hanging on streetlights, maudlin and sappy music on the radio, and everything smells like cinnamon, and new plastic. *sniff* that's a good smell. The Holiday Season is upon us, and with it comes the sights, sounds, and - yes - smells of the Yuletide. Some folks hate Christmas - the crowds, the emotionless platitudes, the preemption of your favorite TV shows with crappy stop-motion allegories...

Red Shirt Star Trek Cologne — $29.99
Smell like there's no tomorrow The word just came across the intercom - you're needed for the away team mission. It's your first; you better look and smell your best. So you break out your Red Shirt Star Trek Cologne - the galaxy's first cologne made especially for you. The first cologne made especially for all of those brave warriors who wear the color red and never return from the planet's surface. That's right, you're probably toast, but at least you'll smell good on the way out. Red Shirt Star...

Microcontroller Experimentation Kit — $149.99
For ages 12 and up. Sophisticated Electronics kit features a programmable microprocessor. Learn how computers and programs work. Assemble circuits and write programs. Design your own circuits and programs. Conduct experiments with light, heat and sound sensors. Store your work in a sleek, portable case. Use your devices to collect many types of data for other science experiments. 144-page full color illustrated manual with 100 experiments. Uses 1 9V Battery (not included). Requires PC with...

DotCom - Department of Redundancy Department — $3.99
DotCom buttons are 3-inch wide, round metal buttons with an adhesive back. This one's saffron yellow with the text "Department of Redundancy Department."

Zipit Motorized Clamshell Package Opener — $19.99
Cut Out Wrap Rage As an avid online shopper (primarily ThinkGeek, of course) you are certainly familiar with one of life's minor hassles - plastic clam shell packaging. These nearly impenetrable clear plastic fortresses are an annoying barrier between you and your shiny new toy. It isn't enough that you've had to wait almost 36 hours since placing your order, but now you must perform surgery using nothing more than a pair of dull kitchen scissors before finally commencing your gadget happy dance...

DotCom - The beatings will continue until morale improves — $3.99
The beatings will continue until morale improves. DotCom buttons are 3-inch wide, round metal buttons with an adhesive back. This one's pumpkin orange with the text "The beatings will continue until morale improves."

Caffeine Molecule Ornament — $9.99
On the First Day of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me... A Cartridge for Atari The Christmas tree has always been envious of the little holly. Folks who decorate with holly tend to prune branches, not chop the whole thing down. The holly has little prickly leaves which keep the household cat from attempting to climb it. But most importantly, the holly comes pre-caffeinated for a great start to each sleepy, winter morning. That's right. Yaupon Holly (the unfortunately named Ilex vomitoria) is a source...

Bacon Salt — $4.99
Just add food. Don’t you hate going through your day eating boring food that doesn’t taste like bacon? Cereal – doesn’t taste like bacon, sandwiches – Don’t Taste Like Bacon, salad – DOESN’T TASTE LIKE BACON. Now using a combination of magic and science, the world’s greatest minds bring you BACON SALT!!!! Bacon salt is a wonderful seasoning that can be sprinkled on any ho hum food to make it taste like awesomely delicious bacon. Stupid diet got ya down? Well put some bacon salt on those vegetables...

Bluetooth Retro Handset — $29.99
Dial "B" for Bluetooth Okay, so apparently this Bluetooth stuff is named after a 10th century king of Denmark who enjoyed eating blueberries a bit too much, resulting in blue stained teeth. Harold "Bluetooth" Gormson helped to unite Sweden, Norway, and Denmark much like the way Bluetooth helps to unite your wireless gadgets under a single standard. And did we mention that the Bluetooth logo is composed of the rune characters representing his initials - H and B. But that's enough useless trivia for...

Bloody Evidence Chef's Knife — $14.99
Searching for Vera Miles "It wasn't your fault. You did what anyone would've done. Sometimes things get a little messy in the kitchen, we understand." Don't ever get caught up in that lecture (it'll go on for years). Luckily, we have a way for you to satisfy your love of slasher flicks and CSI spin-offs without having to go through all that nefarious activity. All the good alibis have already been used anyways. The Bloody Evidence Knife is the perfect piece of cutlery for any macabre aficionado....

Beer Blaster Liquid Shooter — $22.99
Beer fight! When you were a kid, one staple of summer was the water gun. You'd spray your friends, you'd spray your enemies, you'd even spray into your own mouth if you got thirsty enough. Well, you've grown up, and so have your beverage proclivities. Now you like soda and beer. So why not upgrade your arsenal to match? The Beer Blaster Liquid Shooter really is your water gun of old . . . all grown up. Step one: shake your unopened can of soda or beer. Step two: slide into the reservoir holder of...

Tinysaur Mini Dinosaur Skeleton Model — $12.99
Pocket fossils It's a little known fact that when all the big dinosaurs roamed the Earth, so did very tiny dinosaurs - so tiny that most of them were driven to extinction early by being stepped on and/or eaten by the thousands. They were like the chicken nuggets of the dinosaur world. But then a few years ago, Dr. Christian Von Baldo (a highly respected, mini paleontologist) discovered these lost dinos. He dubbed them "Tinysaurs". While the original fossils he found are priceless, we have been able...

Invader Pendant — $24.99
Enjoy The Simple Things In Life Again You are in a distant galaxy tracking some low-life alien dudeships (that's the technical term). Suddenly you have them in sight, and they you! You deftly send pixel after pixel their direction until the armada is obliterated. And then the next wave arrives -- better, faster, and stronger. Chain measures 20". Pendant measures 1" across and 1" high. In silver-toned base metal.

HyDrive Caffeinated Energy Chews Four Pack — $9.99
Squishy energy If you put your hands in your pocket right now and pulled out something squishy, you'd probably not want to shove it into your mouth. Unless, of course, if that thing was one of your HyDrive Caffeinated Energy Chews. Then you'd cram it into your mouth, enjoy the delicious taste, and suddenly find yourself pumped full of vitamins and caffeine goodness. And then you'd be able to face the day and any adventures it has to offer you. HyDrive Caffeinated Energy Chews come in pouches of four...

Timmy's Tactical Attaché — $29.99

Wizard's Workshop Wooden Puzzle Book — $39.99
Perplexing Puzzles Only a Wizard Would Love Wizards and puzzles seem to have a love/hate relationship. The wizards at the ThinkGeek office love to trick people with powerful magic, but when it comes to solving tricky puzzles they come up short. However we have learned that wizards love to build their own puzzles, which makes this Wizard's Workshop Wooden Puzzle Book perfect for budding magicians and charlatans. This spell-binding Workshop is filled with an array of ropes, rings, balls and wooden...

Nihilist Mints Three Pack — $6.99
Nietzsche Mints Sigh. Life is without meaning. It is bleak, empty, and anything we assign value to is completely false. We could say, for instance, that these Nihilist Mints symbolize that blankness of meaning, but then that would be a contradiction as we would be saying that Nihilist Mints mean something. They don't. They are so bleak, they don't even have flavor. Nihilist Mints are flavorless, just like life. Epic sigh. Whether or not you believe in the thoughts and musings of Nietzsche or Jacobi...

Nihilist Mints Single Tin — $2.99
Nietzsche Mints Sigh. Life is without meaning. It is bleak, empty, and anything we assign value to is completely false. We could say, for instance, that these Nihilist Mints symbolize that blankness of meaning, but then that would be a contradiction as we would be saying that Nihilist Mints mean something. They don't. They are so bleak, they don't even have flavor. Nihilist Mints are flavorless, just like life. Epic sigh. Whether or not you believe in the thoughts and musings of Nietzsche or Jacobi...

Star Trek Hero Prop Type-I Phaser Kit — $159.99
Hand-laminated fiberglass body. Diamond-embossed aspirator. Brass flip-up sight cowling. Rotating acrylic sight. Knurled brass thumbwheel. Extending light-up emitter. Brass emitter housing. Aluminum side rails. Aluminum trigger. Acrylic meter lens. Detailed instructions. Numbered certificate of authenticity.

RFID Experimentation Kit — $99.99
Phidget USB RFID Reader. USB Cable. RFID Toys Book Covering RFID Projects and Downloadable Software. 1 Blue Aquatic Key Chain. 1 Credit Card Thin Card. 1 Clamshell (thick) Card. 1 Small Glass Ampoule. 1 17mm Black Pill Tag. 1 30mm Global Disc Tag. 1 35mm White Disc with Hole. 1 50mm Button with Sticker Backing. 1 20mm Button with Sticker Backing. 1 Inventory Label - Square Version. 1 CD-ROM Tag. 1 30mm Clear Thin Lamination Disc. 1 25mm Clear Thin Lamination Disc. 1 30mm Clear Thin...

Knuckle Duster Corkscrew — $12.99
Make wine, not war The best way to defeat your enemy is to turn them into your friend. The best way to make friends is by sharing a great bottle of wine with them. You will drink and as the wine's magic works on your grey matter, each of you will talk more and more and suddenly you will have forgotten your quarrel and made a great ally. Well, if you bring the wine, we'll provide the corkscrew. And we'll make sure it's a corkscrew you (or your new friend) will never forget. 'Cause we're bringing the...

Steel Belt Lighter — $27.99
Make Fire from Your Pants You already know you're hot stuff. But do your friends? They'll be thoroughly convinced when you make to adjust your belt and instead whip out this mini butane lighter. Push the button on the top and flame-up to light cigarettes or anything else flammable you might have on hand. The lighter and buckle mount assembly are made from solid metal, and the lighter features a hurricane style design to prevent it blowing out accidentally. Belt is fully adjustable for any size waist...

The Cubicle Doorbell — $14.99
That sound means you have a visitor So, how does someone "knock" on your cubicle? Well, one way would be to use The Cubicle Doorbell - a small device that provides a more civilized way for visitors to announce their arrival at your cubicle entrance. Just in case you had a few questions... Q: Why would anyone possibly want a doorbell on their cubicle? Typically, visitors knock loudly on the cubicle partion, shuffle/stamp their feet, or clear their throat repeatedly to get your attention. The Cubicle...

Think-ets Imagination Game — $9.99
Imagine . . . Once upon a time, there lived a gigantic and evil (you reach into your bag of Think-ets and pull out a tiny dragon) Dragon. The Dragon, named Wivadna, lorded over the land. It was said the source of his power was an enchanted (you reach into your bag and pull out a wooden apple) apple and only a brave knight would be able to rid the land of this vile beast. Luckily, one such knight did come to be. Armed with his (you pull from the bag a little hammer) ball-peen hammer of strength, he...

Alien Talking Mask — $14.99
I hear alien voices Transport your Geeklings to another universe and a world where creativity has no bounds. Your wee ones can be exposed to an imaginary universe that contains a cacophony of sounds and an array of wacky creations of robots, bugs and aliens. Do we have your interest? Excellent, read on about the Alien Mask Maker. With the Cranium Alien Mask Maker, kids can become a robot, alien, or bug by creating hundreds of hilarious combination of faces using a variety of parts for eyes, noses...

DotCom - NEVER, NEVER question the GEEKS judgement — $3.99
DotCom buttons are 3-inch wide, round metal buttons with an adhesive back. This one's canary yellow with the text "NEVER, NEVER question the GEEKS judgement."

Wireless USB Digital Microscope — $139.99
Transmits image to base via wireless connection. Wireless range approximately 2 meters. Base connects to computer via USB connection. Adjustable magnification: 20x - 200x. 8 white LEDs for illumination. Built-in Li-ion batteries. Battery charges via USB. Wireless 2.4GHz with 4 channel options. Works with Windows 2000/ME/XP/Vista. Includes: microscope, base, USB cable, USB charging cable, two focusing rings, software CD, user guide.

Turbocell Charger — $17.99
Never stop talking Your cellphone is your lifeline to the outside world. Without it, you might as well be some caveman, lost in time and pounding out text-messages on cavern walls in pig blood. Please, for the sake of all that's digital, we must not - nay WILL NOT allow that to happen! As long as there is breath in our lungs, and conveniently packaged 2800mAh chemical-electric storage cells in convenience stores, our cellphones will NEVER die! This is the point of the movie where the patriotic music...

dev/blanket — $39.99
Nothing Warms Your Feet Better Than ascii Binary!! This is a 60 x 80 inch black blanket/throw with computer terminal green binary code on it. The code repeats throughout the blanket and it simply translates into 'blanket'. The reverse side has the computer terminal green background with black lettering.... The /dev/blankets are 85% virgin acrylic and 15% polyester, making them nice and warm. Cover up with one on a cold night while you code; We certainly have! The durable jacquard weaving of the ...

Digital Measuring Tape — $24.99
Records your measurements for easy reference Getting accurate measurements is important whether it's a repair project in the garage or a new experiment in the lab. Sometimes a fraction of an inch can mean the difference between a successful experiment and a complete meltdown. Of course we realize that sometimes complete meltdowns are the experiment. So, in the interest of more accurate meltdowns measurements we offer this tape with digital display. The Digital Measuring Tape features a large easy...

Caffeinated "Magic" Brownie Mix — $13.99
Brownies blessed by the caffeine fairy There have always been stories, in the halls of college campuses, of "magic" brownies. These brownies are said to be able to open your mind to new wavelengths of thought. Well, we certainly don't know about those brownies, but very recently we did discover a real "magic" brownie. And as soon as we found out it came in a mix, we rushed the baker (a charming young lady, we might add) to get us a bunch for all of you. Presenting: the Caffeinated "Magic" Brownie...

RFID Shielding Flipside Wallet — $39.99
RFID shielding prevents theft of your credit card information. Put your metro, bus, or ID badge in the unshielded cash slot and you can still slap n' go!. Secure locking mechanism means you'll never lose anything out of your wallet again. Easily access your cash, cards, and pictures in organized compartments. Durable construction, made from high strength polymers and aluminum alloy!. Holds and stores up to 6 cards in the card side and one in the cash slot. Holds up to 15 cash bills in cash...

Grab-It Pack Gadget Holster — $24.99
Han Solo wishes he had one It's time to suit up for your next mission. Your gear is all arranged on your bed. You quietly slip into your modified ninja/superhero suit (quietly, so mom doesn't yell). You strap your Grab-It Pack Gadget Holster around your waist, then secure the leg strap around your thigh. You quickly load it full of all your crime fighting gadgets and gizmos - its pockets are so roomy, it holds them all. Securing your mask in place and giving your cape a final adjustment you are finally...

DotCom - ERROR: Keyboard not attached. Press F-1 to continue — $3.99
ERROR: Keyboard not attached. Press F-1 to continue. DotCom buttons are 3-inch wide, round metal buttons with an adhesive back. This one's lemon yellow with the text "ERROR: Keyboard not attached. Press F-1 to continue. "

Keep Out Of Direct Sunlight Emergency Sunscreen Kit — $3.99
What's That? Up in the Sky! How many times have you found yourself outside without protection from that glowing orb of fusion? We know. We do it, too. Because we rarely intend to be outside. Sometimes it just happens. Through no fault of our own. And nothing against outdoors-y geeks. There's a distinct subset of geeks who camp and hike and bike and do all manner of outdoors-related stuff. That's just not us. So when we find ourselves outside we're always so... surprised. This little matchbook-style...

Gamer Grub Energy Snacks Pizza Single Bag — $3.99
Level up! It's been six hours since you started your gaming session. Everything is going great: your team of online warriors is completing quest after quest. Suddenly, you hear the growl of an angry beast. But this beast lives in the real world, and it's growing violent. It's your stomach and it's hungry. But you don't want to get up to get food and let your party down by not being there for them. What's a gamer to do? Well, if you have some packs of Gamer Grub Energy Snacks, your problem is solved...

The Hobbit: Collector's Edition — $29.99
There And Back Again You remember how it all started, right? In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort... Read it again and again with this awesomely bound version of the hobbit. Comes with an attractive hard 'sleeve' which the book slides into. Also include original illustrations by the author...

Pacemaker Handheld DJ System — $499.99
Pocket-size DJ System allows amazing beatmatching and effects. Store your entire music library on the internal 60GB HD. Auto-detection of beats per minute. Auto beat match. Amazing effects. Sophisticated Looping. Timestretch allows increased or decreased track speed with no pitch change. Save your mix for later editing. Included editing software works on Windows or Mac OS.

Nano-Tech Japanese Aqua Drop Game Hikari - Orange — $12.99
Sophisticated Nano Tech for your Frivolous Enjoyment You've no doubt heard about how nano materials are going to revolutionize our existence on earth... but frankly we've seen none of the microscopic robots and superconductive microprocessors we were promised. Fortunately Bandai Japan has stepped in to reveal that the real purpose of nano materials is to become our frivolous playthings as we continue our journey to master the universe. Bandai's amazing Aqua Drop game features an internal nano surface...