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Luke didn't know. Princess Leia didn't know. Shit, who knows how many kids Darth has. He probably has more kids than George Forman and Flava Flav put together. More like Whos Your Daddy

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Ancient chinese letters written by the wise Confucious... yeah it says Go Fuck Yourself if you turn it sideways - but that wasn't on purpose. More like Go Fuck Yourself

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Ladies, let's flip for it... Heads you give me some tail and Tails you give me some head. Either way, I win! More like Heads or Tails

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Christmas for most... Festivus for the Rest of Us. The small print on this tshirt reads the 3 rules of Festivus (the pole, airing of grievences & feats of strength). More like Festivus For The Rest Of Us

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Once the beer hits your lips... It's soooo good! Everyone has a little Frank the Tank in them once they had a little too much to drink. More like Frank The Tank

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This crazy vintage tee will let everyone know that you is a real ass ninja. More like Ninja Please

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I am McLovin... and I am Super Bad! We are already too old, but if we were underage drinkers we would have to get a McLovin driver's license. I'd be a 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor with Super Bad skills... More like I Am McLovin (SuperBad tee)

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God knows every gamer has had an accidental reset of some sort and forgot to save. Don't start over from the beginning! Listen to Jesus... Save Save Save! More like Jesus Saves After He Passes Each Level

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Good Ol' honest Abe Lincoln loves to smoke a fatty and he always puts $5 in on the sack... Like a good pot head should! More like I Got Five On It Bitches

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All women love to be treated right... and eaten right! So, let the fellas know what it takes to be your man. More like trEAT ME right

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I bet you didn't know Alaska was so gangster. The rapper, Ice Cube, knows all about having a good day especially days where he didn't even have to use his AK. More like It Was A Good Day

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I'm so f*#king retarded?... yes you are! Or at least that is what the people will say OUTLOUD when they are trying to read your tshirt. Punk'd! More like I Am Sofa King We Todd Did

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Featuring an old school gold chain with a crossed out pacifier for all those Sucka Free babies out there, yeah boooooy! More like Sucka Free

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Parents, your kid ain't cool unless they pee their pants. It's the coolest!!! More like Peeing Your Pants Is The Coolest

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Pirates only have one thing on their mind... booty! They rape, pillage and plunder for ass. More like Pirates Do It For The Booty

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Who gets the first reach around?? Let everyone at the party know you are there for the gang bang. More like Im Here For The Gang Bang

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This quality t-shirt is burgundy with yellow print. More like My Other Shirt Is At Your Moms House

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Ladies are players too! Plus, recycling boys is good for the planet. More like I Recycle Boys

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I'll Stuff Your Beaver! It's a bold statement... but taxidermy is a great way to keep your furry friend happy forever... Ladies... call Mike Hawk for all your stuffing needs. More like Mike Hawks Taxidermy

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George Costanza had to make a little fib to score with chicks on the hit TV Show "Seinfeld". Join the latex industry and get this tee. More like Vandelay Industries

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Whether your kid is a fireman in training or a pimp in training, this tshirt is for them! More like Where My Hose

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Your kid keeps it gangster by stealing candy from babies, collecting cash from grandparents and doing drive-by's from their tricycles. More like Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangster

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You need to try and study hard because if you want to be in the Scuba Squad, you have to be smart. But don't tell anyone about Scuba Steve and the Scuba Squad because everybody is going to want to join. More like Scuba Steve (Scuba Squad)

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Get this kid a damn drink already! We all know the classic adult saying but this one is for the kids. More like Whose Tit Do I Gotta Suck To Get A Drink Around Here

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Tell your partner how you really feel! From far away it looks like a nice, loving tshirt. But up close, the truth shall be known! More like I (Really Just Want To Have Sex With) You

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I don't know how to put this but I'm Kind Of A Big Deal. Really. People know me. Get this awesome Ron Burgundy t-shirt and be a big deal too. More like Im Kind Of A Big Deal (Anchorman Movie Tee)

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Go'on and brush ya shoulders off... stay up pimpin! Girls, guys aren't the only pimps - put the smack down on these wannabe players today! Cuz you know you really got the game. More like Ladies Is Pimps Too

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Great for the titty bar because it has white print on a black tshirt which always looks cool in the strip club. Yes! More like Lap Dance Tester

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You have to love the O'Doyle family from the movie Billy Madison. "O'Doyle Rules"... Nothing wrong with being a bully. More like ODoyle Rules

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You know this shirt is bad ass... and knowing is half the battle. On Cinco De Mayo, G.I. Jose is there! He is a real mexican hero. This tee is from a hilarious episode of Family Guy. More like G.I. JOSE (A Real Mexican Hero)

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You wish your pen is this big too. No matter where you wear this tshirt, you'll get some attention. More like My Pen Is Huge

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Fuck saying "Thank You", this tee is to tell all those assholes out to there to fuck off... and have a nice day bitches! More like FUCK YOU (Have A Nice Day Bitches)

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Since the best football video game of all time, Madden 2008, is coming out August 13th we are taking it back to the old school. Tecmo Bowl started it all. Bo Jackson was unstoppable, Lawrence Taylor was... More like Tecmo Bowl Champion 1988

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Hey guys, eyes off her treasure... No more staring at her chest. Girls, let them know that you have more to offer than a bangin' body and curves that could make a man cry. More like Stop Staring At My Chest

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Every one knows what a MILF (Mom I'd Like to F**K) is. Stiffler's mom, Kathrine Zeta Jones, soon to be Brittany Spears. And you are too! Or, maybe not... but you can lie to yourself. :) More like Got Milf? (womens tee)

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Get your tube of spermicidal lube and a condom and be "The Iron Chef of Pounding Vag!" More like The Iron Chef of Pounding Vag (SuperBad Tee)

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This quality t-shirt is sand with green print. Enjoy! More like Its My Duty To Please That Booty

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This is the must have St. Patty's shirt or even just a funny bar hopping tshirt. You don't even really have to be Irish, your ass is just for that day. More like Kiss My Ass Its Irish

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Damn right it's on! What's on? Whatever you want to be on. More like Its On Like Donkey Kong

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Join Cosmo Kramer and become an employee of Kramerica Industries. We are the proud inventors of "the bro", "bladder system for oil tankers" and many more awesome inventions to come. The small text lists... More like Kramerica Industries

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We all know that your kid's dad had some sexy time with the mom. More like My Dad Is A Mother Fucker

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A seven letter word for "people who annoy you"... NAGGERS! I'm sure that was your first guess as well. Not! A crazy tshirt based off the hilarious episode of South Park. More like NAGGERS (South Park Tee)

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Ladies, let the guys know that they have no chance in hell or heaven. For all the losers out there... You ain't gettin nun! More like Funny Shirts for Men & Women - You Aint Gettin Nun

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Na Na! You're not the boss of me. This for all those obnoxious, don't give shit type of kids. More like Youre Not The Boss Of Me

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Watch Diego as he teaches your child how to speak spanish, meet new friends and dash across the Mexican border. He's a smart lil guy, ain't he! More like Go Diego Go (Border Jumper)

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Represent Scranton, Pennsylvania's #1 paper supply company. This t-shirt is HOT...Well, that's what she said! More like Dunder Mifflin Inc (The Office Tee)

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When the girls aren't ready to give into temptation and let you get some trim, then you need to educate her on a little game called "Just The Tip." More like A Little Game Called Just The Tip

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This quality t-shirt is black with white print. A great looking offensive tee. Enjoy! More like In My Dreams You Are Blowing Me (Some Kisses)

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If Kramer can move into the Del Boca Vista retirement community, then so can we! Free Willard tip calculators for every resident. A fun tshirt for Seinfeld fans. More like Del Boca Vista Retirement Community (Seinfeld Tshirt)

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A Boondock Saints movie classic. Rocco aka Funnyman is a pimp. You have to remember the beginning when Rocco went into the Irish Pub. The perfect bar shirt! More like Hey Fuck Ass Give Me A Beer