Sample Offers
VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIALS — $29.97
Now imagine their face when they are confronted with a genuine cursed voodoo doll with a black pin in it!!!
Personalised Voodoo Dolls — $29.97
Now imagine their face when they are confronted with a genuine cursed voodoo doll with a black pin in it!!!
The Most Offensive Christmas Cards Ever — $8.41
Everyone expects to receive cards at Christmas, but our range of cards are a little different from most.
CHRISTMAS SPECIALS The Most Offensive Christmas Cards Ever — $8.41
Everyone expects to receive cards at Christmas, but our range of cards are a little different from most.
100% anonymous — $8.41
Write what you like and have it sent to their work fax, or even their fax at home. This is a great way to invade their lives and get your message across without ever getting found out!
Not All Greeting Cards Have To Be Nice — $8.41
You can even write your own special message inside the card to really get your point across.
We'll Call Your Ex And Tell Them Absolutely Anything — $48.00
Whether you want us to verbally abuse your ex, tell them that they have an STD, call their boss and make a formal complaint or anything else - you tell us what you want us to say...and we'll say it.
Can You Imagine Your Ex's Reaction — $2.96
If you want to include a personal message inside the package/letter, then write your message below.
Our World Famous Hall Of Shame Will Ruin Their Reputation — $16.47
Plus, we'll create some flyers with a unique web address so that you can hand them out, put them under car windshields, leave them in cafes, bars and any other public area.
Scare The Crap Out Of Your Ex — $29.97
Now imagine their face when they are confronted with a genuine cursed voodoo doll with a black pin in it!!!
Ruin Christmas Day With Nuisance Calls — $29.97
Just imagine their family dinner being plagued with nuisance calls and rather than the dinner table conversation being about family, love and friendship, everyone is talking about how ruined the atmosphere is because of the constant interruptions!!
Our World Famous Hall Of Shame Will Ruin Their Reputation — $16.47
Plus, we'll create some flyers with a unique web address so that you can hand them out, put them under car windshields, leave them in cafes, bars and any other public area.
CHRISTMAS SPECIALS — $29.97
Now imagine their face when they are confronted with a genuine cursed voodoo doll with a black pin in it!!!
A Completely Standalone Website, Developed By Us, To Expose Your Ex To The World — $315.00
Using our secure, offshore and untraceable location, you can be safe in the knowledge that you can expose even the most personal of details and there is absolutely nothing your ex can do about it - the site cannot be shut down!
Examples Of Video Messages — $48.00
Each character will say whatever you want them to - up to a maximum of 30 seconds ... and you can get a lot said in 30 seconds!
Tell The World The REAL Truth About Your Ex — $16.47
Plus, we'll create some flyers with a unique web address so that you can hand them out, put them under car windshields, leave them in cafes, bars and any other public area.
A Completely Standalone Website, Developed By Us, To Expose Your Ex To The World — $315.00
Using our secure, offshore and untraceable location, you can be safe in the knowledge that you can expose even the most personal of details and there is absolutely nothing your ex can do about it - the site cannot be shut down!
A Truly Evil Revenge Tactic — $35.00
Now, can you just imagine your ex's reaction - a totally anonymous and unmarked CD is sent directly to them from an untraceable overseas address and when they play it, they hear everything they've ever dreaded!
Blunt & Straight To The Point — $4.96
Don't worry about being caught - we run our own, seperate and untraceable, eCard greeting site which is where your ex will pick up their special greeting!
WARNING!!! EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE — $29.97
Each [fake, but realistic] turd will be beautifully gift wrapped, along with a hand written card saying whatever you want. How about something like this:
Revenge Video Messages — $48.00
Once we've created your bespoke video message then we will upload the video to YouTube and then email whoever you want us to with a message saying that they have a video message waiting for them.
Harrass Your Ex With Nuisance Calls — $29.97
Our system will make a set number of calls to your ex every 10 minutes starting from the time you specify. When the phone is answered, we will record your ex for 10 seconds before hanging up without saying anything. After each call, we will send you, via email, the recording of the calls.
We Make The Camera LIE — $48.00
Please note that although we have an absolute genius working with us, he cannot perform miracles!!! The final quality of your photo will depend upon the image(s) that you supply
Examples Of What We Can Do — $48.00
We've not put it up here because it is what most people would call an "extreme image" and certainly not within the bounds of normal decency and our intention is to show you what we can do - it's not to offend you!
Not All Greeting Cards Have To Be Nice — $8.41
You can even write your own special message inside the card to really get your point across.
Blunt & Straight To The Point — $4.96
Don't worry about being caught - we run our own, seperate and untraceable, eCard greeting site which is where your ex will pick up their special greeting!
WARNING!!! EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE — $29.97
Each [fake, but realistic] turd will be beautifully gift wrapped, along with a hand written card saying whatever you want. How about something like this:
