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25 Gift Certificate — $25.00
Like other e-mail gift certificates, they send a profoundly clear message about your own general thoughtlessness and indolence. But how much more profound a signal will you be sending when the recipient attempts to redeem the certificate and finds nothing but objectified misery for sale in our catalog?
100 Gift Certificate — $100.00
Like other e-mail gift certificates, they send a profoundly clear message about your own general thoughtlessness and indolence. But how much more profound a signal will you be sending when the recipient attempts to redeem the certificate and finds nothing but objectified misery for sale in our catalog?
50 Gift Certificate — $50.00
Like other e-mail gift certificates, they send a profoundly clear message about your own general thoughtlessness and indolence. But how much more profound a signal will you be sending when the recipient attempts to redeem the certificate and finds nothing but objectified misery for sale in our catalog?
30 Gift Certificate — $30.00
Like other e-mail gift certificates, they send a profoundly clear message about your own general thoughtlessness and indolence. But how much more profound a signal will you be sending when the recipient attempts to redeem the certificate and finds nothing but objectified misery for sale in our catalog?
I Didn't Do It — $16.95
And besides, everybody else was doing it, and it shouldn't be forbidden anyway.
Self-Esteem — $15.95
Just because you think you're a star doesn't mean you're going anywhere.
BP T-Shirt — $15.95
Worth — $9.95
Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.
Service Mug — $10.95
The Points of View Glass — $9.95
Made in USA Mousepad — $12.95
You Are Here T-Shirt — $16.95
BitterSweets - Bundle — $19.95
Save $10 when ordering this awesome bundle of our Dejected, Dysfunctional, and Dumped BitterSweets® candies!
The Flash — $16.95
Enter the Dragon Mousepad — $12.95
Worth - Baby Doll Tee — $18.95
Inc. Cap — $7.95
"Despair Inc logo" on the front, URL on the back. Made of 100% cotton, or something like that.
I > U T-Shirt — $16.95
Rad T-Shirt — $15.95
CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN. THESE CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN SAD.
1 Random Thing — $9.95
Powered by ADHD — $16.95
My Opinion — $16.95
If you don't like my opinion, you can always improve.
Adaptation — $15.95
The bad news is robots can do your job now. The good news is we're now hiring robot repair technicians. The worse news is we're working on robot-fixing robots- and we do not anticipate any further good news.
MyTSA T-Shirt — $29.95
CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN. THESE CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN SAD.
Service 15 oz Mug — $10.95
The discovery that you're no longer a big fish in a small pond, or even a small fish in a big pond, but a small fish in a big fish.
Vote Whig — $16.95
TSA T-Shirt — $15.95
The Road Not Taken — $15.95
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood. And Robert Frost took the one less traveled. Of course, he also heckled his rivals and started fires to disrupt their poetry readings. But that makes for a terrible motivational poster. Unless you're a petty pyromaniac. In which case, here you go.
Don't Have ADHD — $9.95
Tourette's — $16.95
Blame My Parents — $16.95
The Crane Technique T-Shirt — $15.95
Busted! T-Shirt — $19.95
Vintage! T-Shirt — $16.95
Points of View T-Shirt — $16.95
Overtime T-Shirt — $9.95
Accept T-Shirt — $9.95
Tradition T-Shirt — $16.95
Young Love - Women's — $14.95
Too Big To Fail T-Shirt — $15.95
CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN. THESE CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN SAD.
Gift Packaging — $2.95
Too lazy to wrap your own gifts this year? What a coincidence, so are we! But we WILL sell you the next best thing. Despair Gift Packaging.
The Flash T-Shirt — $15.95
1 Random Thing T-Shirt — $9.95
Fingers Crossed T-Shirt — $9.95
Sanity Poster — $15.95
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
Get to Work 15 oz Mug — $10.95
You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.
Whining Poster — $15.95
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
Teamwork Poster — $15.95
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
Free Tibet T-Shirt — $15.95
CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN. THESE CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN SAD.
Desktopper — $15.95
Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.
Quality Desktopper — $15.95
Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.
Power Desktopper — $15.95
Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.
Service Demotivator 5" x 7" Desktopper — $15.95
Quality Demotivator 5" x 7" Desktopper — $15.95
Get To Work Demotivator 5" x 7" Desktopper — $15.95
Pressure Desktopper — $15.95
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
Change Demotivator 5" x 7" desktopper — $15.95
Hope Demotivator 5" x 7" Desktopper — $15.95
Winners Demotivator 5" x 7" Desktopper — $15.95
Marketing Demotivator 5" x 7" Desktopper — $15.95
Challenges Demotivator 5" x 7" Desktopper — $15.95
Government Demotivator 5" x 7" Desktopper — $15.95
Service Demotivator 15oz Coffee Mug — $10.95
Quality Demotivator 15oz Coffee Mug — $10.95
Get To Work Demotivator 15oz Coffee Mug — $10.95
Economics Demotivator 5" x 7" Desktopper — $15.95
Tradition Demotivator 5" x 7" Desktopper — $15.95
Service Desktopper — $15.95
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood. And Robert Frost took the one less traveled. Of course, he also heckled his rivals and started fires to disrupt their poetry readings. But that makes for a terrible motivational poster. Unless you're a petty pyromaniac. In which case, here you go.
Demotivator 24" x 30" Wood-Framed Poster — $79.95
Wishes Desktopper — $15.95
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood. And Robert Frost took the one less traveled. Of course, he also heckled his rivals and started fires to disrupt their poetry readings. But that makes for a terrible motivational poster. Unless you're a petty pyromaniac. In which case, here you go.
Demotivator 24" x 30" Poster — $15.95
Mistakes Demotivator 5" x 7" Desktopper — $15.95
Insight Demotivator 5" x 7" Desktopper — $15.95
Failure Demotivator 5" x 7" Desktopper — $15.95
Potential Demotivator 5" x 7" Desktopper — $15.95
Wealth Demotivator 5" x 7" Desktopper — $15.95
Meetings Demotivator 5" x 7" Desktopper — $15.95
Pride Demotivator® - The Original Demotivational Posters — $15.95
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood. And Robert Frost took the one less traveled. Of course, he also heckled his rivals and started fires to disrupt their poetry readings. But that makes for a terrible motivational poster. Unless you're a petty pyromaniac. In which case, here you go.
Underachievement Demotivator® - The Original Demotivational Posters — $15.95
Hope Desktopper — $15.95
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
Romance Desktopper — $15.95
Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.
Economics Demotivator 15oz Coffee Mug — $10.95
Change Demotivator 15oz Coffee Mug — $10.95
Consistency Demotivator 5" x 7" desktopper — $15.95
Liberty Demotivator — $14.95
The price of freedom keeps going up, but the quality keeps deteriorating.
Worth Demotivator 5" X 7" Desktopper — $15.95
Government Desktopper — $15.95
Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.
Problems Desktopper — $9.95
(Friendly word of advice... Don't wear this to the airport unless you don't mind invasive explorations of your hinders and other parts...)
Opportunity Desktopper — $15.95
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood. And Robert Frost took the one less traveled. Of course, he also heckled his rivals and started fires to disrupt their poetry readings. But that makes for a terrible motivational poster. Unless you're a petty pyromaniac. In which case, here you go.
Consulting Demotivator 5" x 7" Desktopper — $15.95
Individuality Demotivator 5" x 7" Desktopper — $15.95
Change Demotivator 24" x 30" Wood-Framed Poster — $79.95
Limitations Demotivator 5" x 7" Desktopper — $15.95
Get To Work Demotivator 24" x 30" Wood-Framed Poster — $79.95
Maturity Demotivator 5" x 7" Desktopper — $15.95
Accomplishments Demotivator 5" x 7" desktopper — $15.95
Ambition Demotivator 5" x 7" Desktopper — $15.95
Consistency Demotivator 15oz Coffee Mug — $10.95
