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Star Wars R2D2 Trouble Game — $22.99
For Ages 5 and Up. Warning: Small Parts - Not intended for Children under 3 years of age. Classic Trouble board game with characters from STAR WARS: The Clone Wars. Play as Sith (Red), Droids (Green), Anakin Skywalker (Blue), or Obi Wan (Yellow). Board designed around Pop-o-Matic made to look like R2D2's dome. Pop-o-Matic makes sounds just like R2!. Requires 3AAA batteries that are included. Product Dimensions: 2.5 x 10.5 x 10.5 inches. Weight: 1.3 pounds.

Operation R2D2 — $29.99
Fix R2's mechanical maladies When we heard that C3PO was going to be a surgeon, we were quite concerned. After all, he's not exactly the most mentally stable or confident droids out there. In fact, if we were to pick a droid, ANY droid from any universe to be our surgeon, we're pretty sure C3PO would be at the bottom of our list. (FWIW, we'd pick Data.) But there's R2, on the slab, needing some emergency surgery, and C3PO's got the scalpel. But you can help! This classic board game takes a Star...

Star Wars R2-D2 Peppermill — $19.99
Droids Make the Best Pepper Not that you've noticed... but all fine restaurants on Tatooine feature R2-D2 pepper grinders. Usually after you order your salad of Dagobah greens a Wookie will come around and offer you some fresh ground pepper from one of these handy droid-based mills. Word to the wise... never refuse a Wookie. Fortunately for you we've managed to pilfer a few hundred R2-D2 pepper mills from eateries all over Tatooine for your spice grinding pleasure. Simply twist R2's head and he deposits...

App Magnets — $12.99
Yeah, we've got a magnet for that The term "App" has really come into very popular use lately, and we're not sure exactly why. Something about an eye-phone or something. Seems these eye-phones have all sorts of little squares on them that do things. And anytime you ask if it can do something else, someone says they have an app for it. Well, now there's an app for sticking things to your fridge - App Magnets, to be precise. App Magnets are really cool square magnets that are very similar to the apps...

LEGO Torch Light — $14.99
Godzilla-sized minifig shines a lotta light What do you call a LEGO minifig that's 7.5" tall? Is it still a minifig or does it become a not-so-mini fig or a maxifig? Maybe it's a minifig that ate its Wheaties or got hit by some sort of growth spell. Either way, this is one giant sized minifig, ready to stomp on the heads of all your smaller, lesser minifigs like Godzilla crushed Tokyo. The LEGO Torch is a battery-operated giant LEGO man with big glowing feet. Imagine Iron Man, but with the lights...

App Magnets — $12.99
Whatever you want to do, there's an app for that. But what if you just want to stick something to your fridge? Well, good news. Now there's an app for that, too. A collection of magnetic apps, that is.

Pizza Pi Cutter — $17.99
Cut your pie with pi Ah, Pi. For such an irrational number, you sure are kind. You help us do all sorts of things - like figure out the area and circumference of our pizza. And now, with the power of future technologies and combining things with other things, you will also be able to cut our pizza into pieces. You will put the "Pi" back in pizza and pieces. You will become the Pizza Pi Cutter! Each Pizza Pi Cutter is two stainless steel blades of cutting power - all harnessed by a space-age plastic...

Gummy Brain — $9.99
Brains, brains, they're good for your heart. The more you eat them the more of a zombie you are. Delicious and gross, this is the perfect treat.

more beer — $15.99
Ah, this beer should combine two of your very favorite things in life. Unix and beer. A match made not in heaven, but in Berkeley and in some old yeast infested clay pots filled with barley...

Star Wars R2-D2 Trashcan — $99.99
Droids Love Trash... Who Knew? Trash is just not that cool. Not only can it be dirty and odorous but it's simply low-tech and boring. At least that's what we used to think... until we saw this amazing R2-D2 Trashcan and learned to love trash. This stylish trash receptacle is imported from Japan and is an incredibly detailed replica of R2-D2. Step on R2's center "foot" and his dome swings wide to collect your expired TPS reports and leftover wookie dung. In fact here at the ThinkGeek rebel base we...

USB Fiber Optic Christmas Tree — $14.99
If the weather outside is frightful, shut the blinds. Crawl into your computer cave, bask in the festive glow of the USB Fiber Optic Christmas Tree, and feel all warm and fuzzy using your USB port to celebrate the season.

1up Mushroom — $15.99
Wouldn't life be a hell of a lot easier if it were a video game? Concrete goals like "Save the Princess" would make worries like "What college do I attend?" completely obsolete. No more confusion about who your enemies are...

#000000 On Black — $15.99
The blackest of hexes has been placed on this shirt. Our chief voodoo monkey predicts that if you wear it, you will confuse all but the cleverest of onlookers. Which, you have to admit, is pretty cool.

Soothing Green Light Black, XXXL — $18.99
Need Some Late Night Comfort? Bored With KOTOR? Slashdot has always been around whenever you've needed them. Not only are they globally open 24 hours a day at a computer terminal near you - they also have a soothing green light that hasn't changed since inception. The Slashdot authors, averse to sleeping, have collectively posted over 40,000 topics for you to sink your mind into. In the process they've created a virtual community of like minded tech saavy folks that realize Star Wars is not more...

There's No Place like ::1 — $16.99

Picture.bmp Photo Frame — $12.99
This picture frame looks 'shopped Perhaps you've got a photo of you and your honey on a beach in Fiji that you'd like to display to the world. Maybe you've got a shot of you peering boldly over the edge of the Grand Canyon. Then again, you may have photographic evidence of Bigfoot hanging out at a party with you and Bill Murray. No matter what, one of your snarky coworkers will look and say, "Looks 'shopped to me," implying that you've used a popular photomanipulation program to alter reality. What...

Soothing Green Light Black, XXXL — $18.99
Need Some Late Night Comfort? Bored With KOTOR? Slashdot has always been around whenever you've needed them. Not only are they globally open 24 hours a day at a computer terminal near you - they also have a soothing green light that hasn't changed since inception. The Slashdot authors, averse to sleeping, have collectively posted over 40,000 topics for you to sink your mind into. In the process they've created a virtual community of like minded tech saavy folks that realize Star Wars is not more...

This Shirt is Full of Win Black, XXXL — $18.99
This Shirt is Full of Win Here at ThinkGeek, we love us some acronyms. Well, honestly, you love acronyms so much that you ask us to make them as shirts. And voila. It happens. Like magic. With some screenprinting involved in the middle, but we'll gloss over that bit. For. The. Win. It's simple. This shirt captures the beauty of the acronym in question without diluting it with needless graphics or excess words and stuff. No cheesy lo-res graphic of the Hollywood Squares set and a contestant picking...

Apathy is hard work Black, XXXL — $18.99
Apathy is hard work. As seen on The IT Crowd! Writing these amusing and pithy product descriptions you see on ThinkGeek.com is harder than it looks. Take our new 'meh' shirt, for example. Writing copy shouldn't be as hard as coding a first-person shooter in assembly, but sometimes indifference wins and creativity loses. In this case, we gave the writing job to our primary apparel merchant. The best she managed was to write "meh" on the back of a chinese delivery menu. The gadget merchant spent the...

Optimize your Liquid Throughput Black, XXXL — $17.99
Optimize your Liquid Throughput No matter how fast your connection is, there's always something you need that's bigger than your pipe. And you're stuck with a loading icon. Or worse yet, an interminable slideshow of the special features of the product you're attempting to download, built solely to taunt you into wishing you could be using it instead of watching the slideshow. And then (finally) whatever it is you were waiting for, your personal digital holy grail, is loaded. Loaded. Loaded! Which...

Puzzle Calendar — $9.99
A colorful and whimsical way to track time Your desktop calendar. Look at it. All plain and vanilla-boring. Blue squares on white paper, perhaps scribbled with dentist appointments or Mom's birthday. Maybe there's a cute calico-kitten-photo above that says "Hang in there!" It's enough to make you want to rethink your very existence. Lucky for you, the calendar you use to keep track of days of the week and major events is made from puzzle tiles. Not only does the Puzzle Calendar keep your brain wrapped...

R2-D2 Ice Cube Trays — $9.99
What's cooler than your own astromech droid? Your own astromech droid shaped ice cubes! It's difficult to think of a character in the Star Wars universe that was more heavily relied on than R2-D2. Princess Leia relied on him to bring her pleas of help to Obi-Wan. Luke Skywalker relied on him to help pilot his X-wing and ultimately destroy the first Death Star. Even Queen Amidala depended on R2 to repair her ship's shields while running the Trade Federation's blockade of Naboo. Now, you too can...

USB Stress Ball — $19.99
Don't burn down the office just yet! Plug in the USB Stress Ball, squeeze it, and watch that unwanted email quiver in pain, begging for mercy. We promise it will make you more productive and less stabby.

Nintendo Wall Graphics Super Mario Bros — $69.99
Cover Your Walls In Mario It's a tale as old as time. Boy grows up, completely enamored with a computer-generated Italian plumber. He pumps his college fund, in quarter form, into Donkey Kong. Later, he grows inch-thick calluses on his thumbs playing Super Mario Brothers on the original NES. He suffered through Super Mario Sunshine, and has the entire season of Super Mario Adventures, staring Captain Lou Albano as Mario, on DVD. Finally, he marries a nice girl named Pauline, and has three kids: Shigeru...

die, n00b. — $15.99
100% cotton black heavyweight t-shirt with the simple phrase "die, n00b." written on front in white. In moments where dangerous n00bs flock nearby, you can disguise this as simply a shirt in German that says 'The n00b'. Err, huh?

Giant C-3PO Plush Transforming Backpack — $39.99
Your favorite golden droid in plush backpack form. References the Bespin Cloud City scene in Empire Strikes Back. High quality golden leatherette construction. Mesh pouch with backpack straps securely stores all of C-3POs appendages. Zippered pocket for storage inside C-3POs torso. Light-up LED flickering eyes. C-3PO comes with all appendages and can be easily assembled into a complete droid over 3 feet tall. Hook and loop fasteners allow connection of limbs. Fully Licensed Lucasfilm Collectable...

Micro-Plus 8-in-1 Multi-tool — $6.99
Perfectly compact and very useful, this little multi-tool folds up to a very small block of functionality. Includes micro screwdrivers...

Cthulhu Plush — $9.99
Straight from the sunken city of R'lyeh, comes this endearing Cthulhu plush. Hug it, love it, play with it – just don’t make it mad. That would be very bad indeed.

Inflatable d20 — $11.99
Sometimes, size matters - particularly when you're trying to roll a 20 sided die. That's right, this is the biggest available die, inflatable so you won't destroy your table or figurines. Unless that's what you'd like to do, to each his own...

Worst Shirt EVAR Black, XXXL — $17.99
Worst Shirt EVAR! This is the perfect shirt to wear to that "team building" event you unsuccessfully tried to get out of. Yeah, we know about it. We've all been there. We feel your pain. And we know you'll be tweeting about it later with the #fml hashtag or posting to fmylife. When the boss's boss's boss from corporate asks what your shirt means, you can say it's the band all the kids are listening to these days. Or, better yet, say something like, "'FML?' It stands for 'Facilitate Mission-critical...

Do Not Want! — $15.99
So many unappealing choices. So little time to communicate that to the unwashed masses. Tell folks without saying a word that you "Do Not Want" whatever they have to offer.

Pi Shower Curtain — $29.99
Four thousand six hundred digits of the non-repeating and non-terminating number Pi are a great way to ensure precision in your measurements, and to mask your naughty bits from being seen in the shower.

Fuzzy Logic — $15.99
Fuzzy logic. If was good enough for Peter Jackson when he created the moving images of Saruman invading Helm's Deep, it should be good enough for your closet. Plus, you're waaaaay more attractive than the Uruk-hai.

LEGO Hero Factory — $12.99
Von Nebula's evil henchmen The LEGO Hero Factory includes a whole bunch of different figures that are a part of the galaxy's most powerful peace-keeping organization. But we thought, "Saving the world is dumb, give us the evil guys!" We're all about the evil here at ThinkGeek, especially since everyone knows evil will always win because good is dumb. Why be on the dumb side when you can have a short fuse and a long blaster? Turn up the heat with the henchmen of Von Nebula, the evilest evil guy ever...

Giant Swiss Army Knife — $999.00
A behemoth of a knife! We know what you're probably thinking about this product - isn't this something that ThinkGeek should be launching in very early April (like, say, April 1st)? Yes, we have a reputation for such things, but this knife is real and was created by Wenger to celebrate 100 years of innovation. This unique special edition knife contains all 85 tools currently produced by Wenger (Maker of the Genuine Swiss Army Knife). These 85 tools can be used in over 100 functions and it's the World...

Magic IQ Gift Box — $12.99

9" Vader $19.99 — $19.99
Galactic, huggable friends in sizes from 4" to 15" As dorky as this may sound, we have a soft spot for plush. Plastic or metallic figures are cool, but sometimes, you just need a hug. (And guys, you won't lose your man card for admitting that.) Also, plushes are great gifts for wee geeks that you're trying to mold into lovers of the good Star Wars movies. Start them young, raise 'em right, we say. Don't want them asking for a Jar Jar plush! If there was ever a case for justifiable filicide... or...

Ambition — $15.99
Salmon: Just keep swimming, just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming.

iHome Portable Multimedia Speakers — $49.99
Shockingly Huge Sound! Now in Stereo! The problem with the sound that comes out of your phone is that it, frankly, sucks. Tinny little speakers are barely able to reproduce what your computer spent so much time compressing. Dynamic range is weak, there are nothing on the low-end to speak of. It all comes down to physics - longer wavelengths need more room to propagate, and a speaker the size of a pencil-eraser just won't cut it. Nor will those little flimsy membranes attached to your laptop! Crank...

I'd Hit That — $18.99
It's a shirt that simultaneously shows off your retro-hipness and your modernity. You understand today's youth culture, and yet you hearken back to days of yore. It's the best of both worlds on a single shirt.

Pocket Ref, 4th edition — $11.99
To be a real DIY dude (or dudette), you really need to know a ton of information about wiring, glues, atomic density, etc. Or, you could just keep this book in your pocket. It has, without hyperbole, almost everything you'd ever need to know ever in it.

End of Line — $15.99
Y'know what was a good year? 1982. We dropped eight million quarters a week into the local arcade machines. Made macaroni pictures at a jubilee while waiting for the meteor shower. Yep, those were the days.

Heavy Metal — $15.99
We know geeks come in all forms - there are computer geeks, physics geeks, geology geeks, astronomy geeks, but the oft ignored chemistry geek is about to get some love, ThinkGeek style...

Night Sky Monopoly — $39.99
Terrestrial real estate too mundane? Tired of putting moonbeams in a jar? Or maybe you're not satisfied owning a piece of a city when the night sky taunts you with its riches? Sure, the Star Registry promises to name a star after you, but what if you could actually own Voyager 2 (V*GER!!), or hold the lease to Titan? Then the makers of Monopoly had you in mind with their latest edition, Monopoly: Night Sky. Using the rich photography of Nasa.com, this game introduces the wonders of the night sky...

Knik Foldable Trivet — $13.99
Ouch! That pan is hot! If you put that thing on the table, it'll scorch the tabletop! Some folks put down potholders, others have weird metal plates shaped like pineapples. What's that about? This modern trivet folds away like a Transformer and looks cool

Star Wars Play-Doh — $19.99
This is the droid you're looking for: R2 unit comes with 6 tools to make intergalactic friends, lightsabers, and more. Squeeze out lightsabers in every color of the rainbow, create your own Obi-Wan Kenobi, save the galaxy!

Good Chemistry Salt & Pepper Shakers — $9.99
Sodium Chloride tastes good Probably one of the first chemicals we geeks ever learned about is Di-hydrogen-oxide (H2O), but probably second was NaCl. Sodium Chloride is also known more commonly as ordinary table-salt. The chemistry of salt has been well known for ages, but what has been known longer than that is this: your food usually tastes better with a little bit of salt and pepper. Geeks, while of greater-than-normal human intelligence, are similar to the rest of humanity in that they, too,...

Empire Strikes Back Lunchbox — $14.99
The ultimate status symbol Back in the lunchroom, your mode of food transportation was of vital importance. You had to have a new lunchbox every year, and the characters on that lunchbox were a statement about who you were and what you stood for. Having a Sesame Street lunchbox in 1st grade was great - who didn't love Grover? - but having one in 4th grade could get you beat up. And if you are going to have a Star Wars lunch box, it had to be the kind that featured Darth Vader. You don't mess with...

Razer Naga: MMO Gaming Mouse — $79.99
17 commands in your right hand PC Gamer's Editors' Choice Award Winner After months of stalking news of Cataclysm from gaming websites and blogs to the Twitter feeds of lucky beta testers, we're going to get our hands on it on December 7th! And we're going to be ready to tank and spank, we'll tell ya that. No QQing from us, no sir! We're pulling our comfy chair up to our desks, grabbing cheesy poofs in our left hand and the Razer Naga in our right. The Razer Naga is the ultimate Massively Multiplayer...

Death From Above — $15.99
Isn't it interesting that although there are too many ways to die to list, there are very few ways to be born? Well, unless you count respawning. Which also counts as a way to die in most multiplayer games....

DNA Breed Identification Kit — $59.99
Who's your dog's daddy? Everybody knows it's better to rescue a pound puppy and provide it a forever home, but do you ever wonder exactly what's in your dog's DNA? He's got the build of a retriever, the ears of a Bassett Hound, and the tail of a Welsh Corgi - or maybe it's the legs of a Poodle, the tail of a Whippet, and the coat of a Bearded Collie? It's so hard to tell, especially if your dog is a second or third generation mutt. Learning the DNA of your dog will help you get a better understanding...

9" Chewbacca 15 R2D2 — $39.99
Galactic, huggable friends in sizes from 4" to 15" As dorky as this may sound, we have a soft spot for plush. Plastic or metallic figures are cool, but sometimes, you just need a hug. (And guys, you won't lose your man card for admitting that.) Also, plushes are great gifts for wee geeks that you're trying to mold into lovers of the good Star Wars movies. Start them young, raise 'em right, we say. Don't want them asking for a Jar Jar plush! If there was ever a case for justifiable filicide... or...

Super Trooper — $19.99
The probability of a bad guy hitting his target is equal to the inverse of all bad guys present plus the cube of the number of good guys present (+1) + the number of Jedi present (+1) to the 10th power. Formulated by Greg Ross of Futility Closet.

Come to the Dark Side — $15.99
Come to the Dark Side. We have more fun. You know you want to. And this shirt comes with a sweet promise signed by the big man himself.

Donkey Kong Jenga — $19.99
Quality, real wood Jenga set with everything you loved about classic Donkey Kong. Play Jenga the old-fashioned way, or use the spinner, climbing Mario pieces, and the Donkey Kong rules to rescue Pauline from the big ape!

Gift Card Puzzle Vault — $4.99
Never Feel Guilty Giving a Gift Card Again Gift cards are unfortunately the maligned gift of the giver. Everyone loves to receive a gift card, but the person choosing the gift always feels like they should have put in more effort during the gift selection process. Hmm... no one wants to give a gift card, but everyone wants to get one... sad really that our societal ideas are so misaligned. Well ThinkGeek is here to help you get rid of your gift card giving angst once and for all. Pick up one of these...

OMGWTFBBQ Apron — $19.99
OMGWTFBBQ!!!1!!!!ONE!!!!!ELEVENTY!!! Some of Timmy's compatriot monkeys here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ may be vegetarian, but we're still always up for a good cookout. Hence the creation of this apron for the ultimate outdoor grilling experience. Of course, the OMGWTFBBQ apron isn't strictly limited to BBQ scenarios. We can see it being worn, for instance, while scoring some pastries with the Dough-Nu-Matic or while whipping up a batch of all-edges brownies with the All Edges Brownie Pan....

Coffee Cup Power Inverter — $29.99
200 Watt inverter with 2 AC plugs and USB power port. Provides 120 Volt AC power from any cigarette lighter socket. 200W continuous/400W peak. Fits into standard cup holders. 18" cord. Overload protection and low battery shut-off. Power 3 devices at once. One year warranty. Dimensions: 6" tall x 3.5" dia.

Rubik's Cube Alarm Clock — $19.99

Nintendo Wall Graphics New Super Mario Bros — $69.99
Cover Your Walls In Mario It's a tale as old as time. Boy grows up, completely enamored with a computer-generated Italian plumber. He pumps his college fund, in quarter form, into Donkey Kong. Later, he grows inch-thick calluses on his thumbs playing Super Mario Brothers on the original NES. He suffered through Super Mario Sunshine, and has the entire season of Super Mario Adventures, staring Captain Lou Albano as Mario, on DVD. Finally, he marries a nice girl named Pauline, and has three kids: Shigeru...

Kaossilator Pro Touchpad Synthesizer — $399.99
Tabletop Musical Synthesizer uses a touch pad to Play Music. Easy to use. No previous musical experience required. KAOSS X-Y touchpad offers intuitive, realtime control. 200 sounds covering modern synth sounds such as lead and bass, and diverse acoustic sounds from piano to trumpet and beyond. PCM samples provide dramatic drum kits and ready to rock percussion patterns. Vocoder programs deliver scintillating vocal effects when used with built-in mic input. Access up to eight of your favorite...

Est. 1-3 Weeks Black, XXXL — $17.99
A concept so simple, even a n00b could grok it. Ostensibly. If you happen to be wearing this shirt in the same room as a giant n00b that is angry with you and who has more muscles in his pinky than dendrites in his frontal lobe, just tell him you are German. And that the shirt doesn't say die as in 'death'. It says die as in German for 'the'. He'll have a dizzying look on his face while the thick sludge of neurons within his cranial cavity attempts to process what you just said. At this point, just...

Good Nite Lite — $34.99
Got a kiddo that wakes you up at the crack of dawn? Program this special nightlight to teach your wee geek the difference between sleepy time and day time. Perfect for little ones who can't yet read a clock.

AC to USB Power Adapter — $9.99
Charge and power your USB devices without a computer. Intelligent IC chip inside recognizes a fully charged battery and automatically switches to a saver mode to prevent overcharging and short circuit. While plugged into an AC outlet, your device powers and charges simultaneously. Works with any kind of USB device that needs power. Small and compact size; easy to carry anywhere. LED indicates charging status: Red for Charging, Green for Charging Complete. Input Voltage: 90 - 240V. Output Voltage...

Gummy Bacon — $4.99
These succulent strips of Gummy Bacon are so realistic you’ll want to fry some up and serve them with an egg and a side of hash browns. But please don’t. Gummy Bacon should only be savored raw.

Star Wars R2D2 Trouble Game — $22.99
Serious fun for budding Sith Lords and Jedi alike. Star Wars Trouble updates a classic boardgame with characters from STAR WARS: The Clone Wars. Pop-o-Matic makes sounds just like R2D2!

LEGO Harry Potter Hogwarts Express — $79.99
For Ages 7 and Up. WARNING: SMALL PARTS - Not intended for children under 3 years of age. 646 piece LEGO set to build your own Hogwarts Express. Includes 5 minifigures - Harry, Ron, Ginny, Luna, Draco. Magnetic elements keep train cars connected during transit. Load the train with minifig passengers and their owls. Pack train cars with realistic luggage including trunks containing wands. Accessories include the food trolley, suitcases, ice cream, and invisibility cloak. (Good luck finding...

Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock with Bed Shaker — $29.99
Super Loud Ninja Alarm Even Ninjas need their sleep. For a Ninja, sleep is a time of renewal, contemplation, and rejuvenation. And when a Ninja sleeps, it is a very deep sleep. Most sleeping Ninjas can only be roused from slumber by another Ninja, which is a big problem if you are a Ninja, are tired, must wake up for a secret Ninja mission, and the only Ninja in your office. Good thing we found the Sonic Bomb Clock - it will wake even the soundest Ninja Nap. The Sonic Bomb Clock has an adjustable...

Marshmallow Shooter — $14.99
Go Ahead . . . Shoot S'more! The Marshmallow Shooter is an excellent addition to the office arsenal, shooting calamitous confections over 30 feet. It is easy to fire and reload, making it perfect for quick attacks (or rapid defense). The Shooter holds up to 20 marshmallows for extended office campaigns, and is capable of rapid fire for laying down cover for coworkers. Truly Ammo-licious! The Marshmallow Shooter is a Creative Child Magazine 2004 seal of excellence winner – which means it is perfect...

Star Wars X-Wing Fighter Model — $19.99
Destroy a mini Death Star! When you need to destroy the Death Star, nothing works quite as well as the X-Wing. It's perfect for exploiting the fatal exhaust vent flaw that Death Star engineers couldn't seem to overcome. Furthermore, the X-Wing is great for the swamps of Dagobah and can expand or contract its wings for no apparent reason other than "it looks really cool." Now you can construct your own detailed X-Wing model complete with a tiny Luke Skywalker and R2-D2. The wings fold open and closed...

GorillaTorch LED Light — $26.24
The clever Gorillatorch LED Light secures to virtually any surface and allows you to cast a focused beam of intense light anywhere and everywhere. Use it in ways you could never use a traditional flashlight: pop it under the car-hood when checking the engine, attach it to the bedpost for lights-out reading, secure it to a tree-branch to illuminate your campsite - or straighten the legs and use it as a handheld flashlight while walking the dog. Flexible, wrappable legs and magnetic feet allow you...

I Recycle — $15.99
There are many ways to save the environment. Some folks use only renewable resources. Some folks drive hybrid cars. Some folks buy solar-powered gadgets. And then there's you. You turned your aversion to laundry into a political statement. We salute you.

8-Bit Imagination Black, XXXL — $17.99
Do 8-Bit Sprites Dream of Hi-Res Tanks? Even nowadays with the amazing graphical capabilities of modern consoles, sometimes a game's look just doesn't live up to the expectations set. The cover art on the box tempts you to pick it up off the shelf and buy it. You get it home, pop it in, and the title sequence promises lush graphics. These are, unfortunately, never to be seen again once you enter game mode. Now imagine you're a programmer who has 128 bytes of RAM and no screen buffer to work with...

USB Digital Voice Recorder — $49.99
Multifunction digital voice recorder. Can save up to 200 individual sound files. Holds up to 560 hours of audio. Features voice activation and scheduled records. Cable-free USB rechargeable battery or charge via A/C adapter. Also works an mp3 player, telephone conversation recorder, and USB flash drive (what CAN'T it do?). Warning: Check your local laws regarding recording of phone conversations. We like you, but not enough to post bail. Memory: Built-in Flash, 2GB. Recording: modes (LP,...

Free Spirit — $15.99
Marvin the Martian is going to appear, use the top of his helmet to brush the dust off Spirit's solar panels, jack up the wheels, and get it moving. After all, we imagine that having NASA peeking at his planet makes him very angry, very angry, indeed.

LEGO Pirate Code Game — $19.99
For Ages 8 and Up. WARNING: SMALL PARTS - Not intended for children under 3 years of age. For 2-4 players. Guess the other pirates' codes before they guess yours. The LEGO jewels are also pretty awesome if you're into building LEGO creations. Deductive reasoning (and a fair bit of luck). Alternate rules in the rules book can make the game more or less complicated. Includes:. Buildable LEGO die. Buildable pirate ship game board. Chest full of gems.

Ultimate Survival Kit in a Water Bottle — $19.99
32 oz/1L water bottle (Color varies). Carabiner. Multifunction tool. Multifunction whistle/compass. Flashlight. Batteries (2 pcs). Survival blanket. Hand warmer packet (2 pcs). Candle. Box waterproof matches. Emergency poncho. 20pc First aid kit. Reusable zipper-lock bag.

Zilla Multi-tool — $29.99
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LEGO Dynamo Torch — $19.99
Eco-friendly flashlight in a not-so-mini fig What do you call a LEGO minifig that's 7.5" tall? Is it still a minifig or does it become a not-so-mini fig or a maxifig? Maybe it's a minifig that ate its Wheaties or got hit by some sort of growth spell. Either way, this is one giant sized minifig, ready to stomp on the heads of all your smaller, lesser minifigs like Godzilla crushed Tokyo. All stomping aside, this maxifig is really a flashlight. Turn the crank to charge the built-in electric generator...

Star Wars Force Trainer — $79.99
For ages 8 and up. Learn how to master the powers of the Force. Voice guided through 15 levels of Force training by Yoda!. Star Wars sound effects confirm accomplishment and provide encouragement throughout your training. Includes an adjustable wireless headset, Jedi training tower w/ball and an informative learning guide. Base can also operate with an AC adapter (not included). Great fun for kids and adults of all ages!. Batteries: 6 AA and 3 AAA (not included). Dimensions: 16.1" x 14.2...

Escape Velocity — $15.99
Next time you're driving 25 mph in a school zone, imagine doing 25,000 mph, the speed required to escape the surface of the Earth. Now imagine being bunt to a crisp, because you would be, as a result of atmospheric friction. Which tempers the excitement.

Book of Secrets — $5.99
Shhhhhhh..... Did you know there's a secret daily flight from the United States to Cuba? Or, that in 1966, the U.S. government smashed a bacteria-laden light bulb inside the New York subway system? Or that there are quite a few abandoned underground New York subway stations? Or, that there's an entire (now-abandoned) underground movie theater in France? Of course not, because they are secrets. And this book is full of them. That's why it's called [insert eerie music here] the Book of Secrets. OOOOoooooo...

Cantina Band — $15.99
Folks are always wearing the shirt from the latest independent, up-and-coming rock band nobody's ever heard of to show how hip they really are. Be the only person on your block to wear a t-shirt for our favorite woodwind quartet.

Harry Potter Infrared Battling Wand — $22.99
Time for dueling club. Some of the most exciting scenes in the Harry Potter movies are the wand fights. Spells searing the air as they blast back and forth between Aurors and Death Eaters, students and evil students, and students and evil teachers (even if they are secret agents). Spells are cool, and spell battling is even cooler. Well, the time has come for you to join the fray. Just pick up your Harry Potter Infrared Battling Wand and fire away. Harry Potter Infrared Battling Wands come in four...

Mario Yahtzee — $19.99
It's a-Yahtzee, Mario! The very first and only Super Mario Yahtzee dice game is here, complete with custom ? block dice cup and five custom dice with power-ups instead of pips. Shake the dice and watch the mushrooms fly!

Mistakes — $15.99
MISTAKES. It Could Be that the Purpose of Your Life Is Only to Serve as a Warning to Others. Your choice of either: Poster - a high-quality lithograph; 30 x 24 inches Desktopper - a Black brushed-aluminum frame with glass & easel-back; 5 x 7 inches

LEGO Harry Potter Game — $29.99
For Ages 7 and Up. WARNING: SMALL PARTS - Not intended for children under 3 years of age. For 2-4 players. Navigate your way through Hogwarts, collect your homework from your classes, and get back to your common room to win. It's tricky because Hogwarts is full of moving staircases and secret passages. A fun and challenging game for the whole family. Includes:. Buildable LEGO die. 9 LEGO minifigs to represent the students at Hogwarts. Building instructions and rule booklet. 332 LEGO pieces...

Sci-Fi Baby Names — $10.99
From Anakin to Zardoz Babies are the courageous explorers of brave new worlds--so why not name them after the most memorable characters in science fiction? Because, if you stop and look at them, most babies really do look like aliens. Sci-Fi Baby Names compiles more than 500 distinctive names from movies, books, and television shows into a handy illustrated reference. Choose "James" to honor the captain of the starship Enterprise. Choose "Leia" (or Leah) to honor the sister of Luke Skywalker. Choose...

Magnetic Poetry Chinese Kit — $15.99
The Magnets will teach you The Chinese written language can be dated back over 4,000 years ago (even possibly over 8,000 - though this is debated). One thing is certain: it is a written language of beauty. Don't you wish you knew more of it? Well now you can (and so can your kids) with the Chinese Magnetic Poetry Kit. The Chinese Magnetic Poetry Kit features over 140 flippable magnets (magnets are printed on both sides and stick both ways) with simplified Chinese characters and pinyin pronunciations...

Light My Fire Spork — $2.99
Light My Fire Spork

Bazinga! Lunch Box v. 2.0 — $15.99

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies — $10.99
The zombies have attacked Meryton! The classic regency romance - now with ultra-violent zombie mayhem! As our story opens, a mysterious plague has fallen upon the quiet English village of Meryton - and the dead are returning to life! Feisty heroine Elizabeth Bennet is determined to wipe out the zombie menace, but she's soon distracted by the arrival of the haughty and arrogant Mr. Darcy. What ensues is a delightful comedy of manners with plenty of civilized sparring between the two young lovers ...

Star Wars Force FX Removable Blade Lightsabers — $119.99
The most perfect lightsaber toy ever. Removable blades rock! From the first time you saw the flash of light and that hum, way back in 1977, in Obi-Wan Kenobi's bungalow, you knew you wanted one. At first, you weren't quite sure what they were, but they were powerful and wonderful. And even now, after over 30 years, you still want one. The time has come, friends, to join the ranks of the Jedi (or Sith). Time to arm yourself with one of the most beloved weapons of all time: the Star Wars Force FX Lightsaber...

Spy Video TRAKR — $109.99
For Ages 8 and Up. WARNING: SMALL PARTS.- Not intended for children under 3 years of age. Programmable video RC toy can see in the dark, memorize and retrace mission routes, take color video and photos, and throw your voice. Load up on free apps, build your own apps, share them on spytrakr.com. Great way to teach your child how to program (the Spy Trakr loves to eat C!). Tech specs:. 8 MB of on-board RAM to download or build memory-intensive programs. 2 ARM 9 processors for high quality image...

RFID Blocking Wallet — $19.99
More comfortable than aluminum foil in your pants. There's some seriously scary stuff out there in the world -- from bird flu and terrorism to depleting our planet of natural resources. There's not a lot that the average person can do about much of the things that may keep us up at night. Luckily, there's one scary prospect on the horizon that we can help with -- and it doesn't require lining your pants with aluminum foil! Aren't you lucky? Imagine if you will, some of these possible real-life scenarios...

Minoru 3D Webcam — $79.99
3D Web Camera. Includes several sets of Red-Blue 3D Glasses. Video Chat or YouTube in 3D!.

LEGO Hoth Wampa Set — $39.99
For Ages 7 and Up. WARNING: SMALL PARTS - Not intended for children under 3 years of age. Escape the wampa cave with Luke Skywalker. Celebrate the 30th anniversary of The Empire Strikes Back with this set. Features the wampa cave and snowspeeder. Wampa cave features lightsaber catapult function and skeleton. Snowspeeder includes opening cockpit and realistic tow cable with string and hook. Includes 3 minifigs - wampa, Luke Skywalker, and Zev Zenesca. Combine with Echo Base set and/or Rebel...

Prime Time Prime Numbers Watch — $34.99
Optimal primes! Remember when teachers said math was able to be used in everything? Well, crap - turns out they were right. You can use math to even tell the time. And now you have to, but in a fun way. The Prime Time Prime Numbers Watch is a great fun watch to remember that special type of number called prime. And prime is good, you know? Think about it: prime rib, triple prime burger, Optimus Prime. So the Prime Time Prime Numbers Watch celebrates all those special primes in a special way. Any...

The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide — $18.99
A classic. It's the whole Hitchhiker series in one big ol' book! Including all five books: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Restaurant at the end of the Universe, Life, the Universe and Everything, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish, and Mostly Harmless. Also included is the bonus story Young Zaphod Plays It Safe. The coolest five novel (plus one short story) trilogy you'll ever read - with an introduction by Neil Gaiman! So curl up with your favorite towel, put a babelfish in your ear...

Star Wars Force FX Lightsabers — $99.99
A more civilized weapon New styles - Mace Windu and Luke from Return of the Jedi! From the first time you saw the flash of light and that hum, way back in 1977, in Obi-Wan Kenobi's bungalow, you knew you wanted one. At first, you weren't quite sure what they were, but they were powerful and wonderful. And even now, after over 30 years, you still want one. The time has come, friends, to join the ranks of the Jedi (or Sith). Time to arm yourself with one of the most beloved weapons of all time: the...