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BUZZ MAGNETS — $3.99
"Every once in a while, a toy comes along that is so amazing, you can't believe your eyes. We wish we had such a toy to sell you, but we don't. But we DO have Buzz Magnets. We don't know how Buzz Magnets actually work, but they rank about a ""9"" on the official Cool Index. They're dense oval-shaped magnets that, for some reason, behave quite oddly. For instance, when you toss them into the air, they pulsate off one another with a loud, piercing BUZZ.
Basketball Pencil Sharpener — $2.99
This sharpener is approximately 5 inches tall and can sharpen any of your dull pencils. At work, people may think you were the star of your younger years and at school, maybe, just maybe, they will pick you first.
To-Do Tattoos — $5.99
Are you the sort of person who scribbles personal reminders on your hand? Are you the sort of person who's always searching for a scrap of paper to jot down phone numbers? Are you the sort of person who hates being asked pointless questions by e-commerce websites? If you answered YES to the first two questions, then this product is for you! TO-DO TATTOOS are handy (literally) tattoos that put a perfect to-do list on the palm of your hand. Each package contains 12 To-Do Tattoos. You also get a special...
Wake-Up Call Alarm Clock — $12.99
Good Morning, this is your Wake-Up Call! That's what you'll hear every time you set this functional little gadget. Just like in a real hotel, your call can be set on a 5 minute snooze. When the Phone rings again you had better respect the hotel policies and get out of bed. If you travel often or if you just love hotels, this Clock will make you feel at ease in four star comfort.
Muscle Man Corkscrew — $20.99
It's come to our attention that you don't have an adequate Corkscrew Wine Opener. It's just really old and meek, perhaps you need something stronger with a lot of zest and maybe a little more spring in it's step. That's where the Muscle Man Corkscrew comes in! This Man of steel (err
plastic and metal) will take away your pains in opening tough corked bottles and allow you to get the satisfaction you so desire. Stop wasting time with bent and weak Corkscrews, it's time you play with the big dogs...
Stocking Stuffers — $9.99
FLYING ALARM CLOCK — $19.95
But hold on... You can't just turn the alarm off and go back to sleep. The alarm will not turn off until you put the propeller back in its place. So you have to get your lazy ass out of bed and search for it. Once its airborne, it can fly anywhere in the room. Some mornings it may be easy to locate, and other mornings it can be a real challenge. When you stick the propeller back into the clock, the alarm goes off. But by that time, you're probably awake and ready to start your day.
Sarah Palin Mask — $19.99
Sarah Palin is back on top and she's looking better than ever! Her unwavering smile and perfectly modeled hair seem perfectly unreal. Wait a minute, it's a Mask! Just when we thought she couldn't get any more interesting, she does! Her taste for high brow entertainment never fails and we're so proud to wear this Mask anywhere.
Sarah Palin Mask — $19.99
Sarah Palin is back on top and she's looking better than ever! Her unwavering smile and perfectly modeled hair seem perfectly unreal. Wait a minute, it's a Mask! Just when we thought she couldn't get any more interesting, she does! Her taste for high brow entertainment never fails and we're so proud to wear this Mask anywhere.
Glow Beach Ball — $6.49
Bonfires are great and all but sometimes the beach at night could use a little modern flair (and maybe a volleyball tourney?): enter our glow beach balls. Not just great for the beach, use indoors or out at whatever occasion you see fit, the choice is yours! Toss the menacing Ball into the crowd at a concert and watch the orb take off into the night. Make any event more magical with a simple piece of vinyl and a glow stick... really. For some insane reason, these really do make parties better....
Jumbo Remote Control — $9.99
The Jumbo Remote is also a powerful piece of electronics -- You can control up to EIGHT DIFFERENT DEVICES with it -- Use it to control your TV, DVD, VCR, Satellite, Cable Box, and so on. The big buttons glow in the dark and it's so easy to program even... well, even we could do it.
Mini Leprechaun H — $14.99
This leprechaun-sized hat is perfect for your next St. Patty's Day outing. Band is adorned with lam_ buckle and green shamrock. Made of velvet and fully lined. Features adjustable monofilament string to fit most head sizes. Fits adults, kids and pets.
Magic Garden — $8.50
You begin with a bare landscape -- barren trees and hedges, a bald mountain, etc. But then you pour in the ""magic liquid!"" Over the next few hours, your landscape will begin to grow... the trees bloom, the flowers blossom, and the mountain becomes snow covered.
Glow Beach Ball — $5.99
Bonfires are great and all but sometimes the beach at night could use a little modern flair (and maybe a volleyball tourney?): enter our glow beach balls. Not just great for the beach, use indoors or out at whatever occasion you see fit, the choice is yours! Toss the menacing Ball into the crowd at a concert and watch the orb take off into the night. Make any event more magical with a simple piece of vinyl and a glow stick... really. For some insane reason, these really do make parties better....
Cupcake Lip Gloss — $5.79
"Cupcakes are the ultimate confectionary decepticon. These Lip Gloss Cupcakes will tease and entice you take a bite of their succulent frosting and moist cake interior. Sorry to disappoint but their is no cake interior only ridiculously delicious Lip Gloss. We hide these Lip Glosses in our desks and actually eat them. Nevermind wearing them, we eat them like it's no one's business! *It's not recommended to eat this product. Each Cupcake is approximately 1.5"" wide and comes in a 4-pack of assorted...
Alien Golf Balls — $8.50
Send these Aliens back to space with the swing of your club! This set of three, Alien-inspired Golf Balls will make you tremble like an abductee. Close encounters will occur the moment you lock eyes with the green Alien face ball, the space ship or the white Alien head Ball!
Hole In One Hat — $16.99
Sinking a hole-in-one used to be hard Ð but not anymore! This awesome golfer hat has it all Ð grass, the flag, even the golf ball Ð and while wearing it you can spin your head around and try to get the ball in the hole. Much easier than Augusta!
Harry Potter Quidditch Goggles — $11.99
Are you tired of wearing inferior goggles when playing Quidditch? You've spent good money on a Nimbus 2000 Broomstick, so why shouldn't you wear a quality pair of goggles to match? Here's a genuine pair of genuine Harry Potter Quidditch Goggles that are guaranteed to improve your game, and make you look dashing in the process. The goggles are constructed out of the finest materials, so they can endure the harsh conditions of an actual Quidditch match. The detail is impressive, right down to the Golden...
CRAZY CAT — $12.99
When you press the kitty's belly, it doesn't just go "meow." Instead, it sounds like some truly insane individual pretending to be a cat.
Camo Golf Balls — $13.49
Has the game of golf for you, like many people, just become too easy? Have all those birdies and eagles begun to bore you? Well, we have the solution. These Camo Golf Balls are genuine golf balls covered with camouflage paint, and are nearly invisible in the fairway. Bring the frustration back to your golf game. You get three Camo Golf Balls in each package and are perfect gifts for those golfing buddies you want to torment.
Knit Face Masks — $11.75
These outrageous Knit Face Masks are sure to make you the talk of the town all while keeping your face nice and cozy. Play dress-up any time you'd like without anyone really knowing who you are. Say hello to your new alter-ego and never return to your normal self! However, be careful not to wear these super comfortable Hats too long or your family and friends may forget what you look like. You may even forget who you are! Heck, these Face Masks are so comfortable and funny that we might as well all...
Rambo in Your Pocket — $11.99
*Theres no rescue team, theres just me. *I want, what they want. And what every other guy who came over here who spilt his guts and gave everything he had, wants. For our country to love us as much as we love it. *Mission accomplished. *You know theres more men out there. You know who they are. Find ?em or Ill find you. *My war is over. *They drew First Blood, not me.
Bacon Air Freshener — $6.99
New car scent' is so 1990, Fresh Bacon is all you need in this century! These strips can go anywhere you want: from the dashboard to the boardroom. People will sizzle when they catch a glimpse and whistle when they catch a whiff. No one's stealing your thunder this time, Bacon or break'em! Approximately 6" of goodness.
Bacon Air Freshener — $6.99
New car scent' is so 1990, Fresh Bacon is all you need in this century! These strips can go anywhere you want: from the dashboard to the boardroom. People will sizzle when they catch a glimpse and whistle when they catch a whiff. No one's stealing your thunder this time, Bacon or break'em! Approximately 6" of goodness.
WWJD Pacifier — $5.00
What Would Jesus Do...with this incredibly holy yet stupid pacifier? <br/><br/>For anyone in need of a pacifier, look no further than this majestic piece of plastic which comes equipped with a silicone orthodontic nipple suitable for 3 months plus.
GUMMY HEART — $5.99
"Here's a confection even a cardiologist could love... It's a chunky, disgusting gummy candy heart. Frankly, there's nothing more satisfying than biting through a chewy aorta or chowing down on a left ventricle. Want to really impress your sweetheart? Just hand 'em one of these Gummy Heart's and watch their eyes well up with emotion... or possibly nausea. Each Gummy Heart is 4-inches tall and weighs over 3 ounces. And it's strawberry flavored, just like a real heart! So buy a Gummy Heart today...
Gummi Earthworms — $2.75
"Disgusting Earthworms are probably the last thing you'd want to eat! These filthy crawlers will change your mind for sure. When you unwrap their 6.5"" bodies and slip them down your throat, you'll be focusing on the delicious surprise flavor and the wriggling. If you like bizarre candy, these are definitely for you. They make great decorations on cakes, cupcakes, and as pranks in food. One ultra long, disgusting worm per package."
Alien Golf Balls — $8.50
Send these Aliens back to space with the swing of your club! This set of three, Alien-inspired Golf Balls will make you tremble like an abductee. Close encounters will occur the moment you lock eyes with the green Alien face ball, the space ship or the white Alien head Ball!
Donut Lip Gloss — $10.99
The sweet taste of Donuts can be yours forever. These delicious Donuts aren't for eating, they're for popping open to reveal tasty Lip Gloss. The rich chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry flavors will persuade you to only eat Donuts from now on. At first people will find your mini-Donuts cute and adorable. Soon enough you'll have to hide your Donut obsession from everyone. When your kitchen is overflowing with jellies and sprinkled donuts you'll turn to the rest of the house. The bathtub and...
Camo Golf Balls — $15.99
Has the game of golf for you, like many people, just become too easy? Have all those birdies and eagles begun to bore you? Well, we have the solution. These Camo Golf Balls are genuine golf balls covered with camouflage paint, and are nearly invisible in the fairway. Bring the frustration back to your golf game. You get three Camo Golf Balls in each package and are perfect gifts for those golfing buddies you want to torment.
Inflatable Boom Box — $6.99
Let"s face it, carrying that 50lb Boombox on your shoulder 12 hours a day gets pretty hectic. All the funky beats in the world don"t make that load much lighter in the long run. Now you can feel like a superstar without the sore back. The Inflatable Boombox is gonna rock your world and make you shout from the rooftops. Toss your Box in the air and catch it like it was light as air. We"ve got our Boombox with us at all times. Meetings, weddings, job interviews, self-help seminarsÖ. Don"t ask...
Pirate Pencil Sharpener — $4.99
Give your pencils a hearty sharpening with this wind up Walking Pencil Sharpener. Lift the flap on the back of this Pirate to reveal a Pencil Sharpener which, when used, winds up a clockwork motor. A simple tap activates the mechanism as he speeds off on hidden wheels, with head bobbing and arms swaying. A must for any Pirate lover!
Brain Ice Cubes — $8.99
Give your brain a nice, cool, relaxing break from all the harsh thinking you do every day. These Brain-shaped Ice Cubes are exactly what you need. They make every cold drink a thoughtless process and one your Brain will thank you for. When we place these Cubes in our drink, people react instantly. As first, people seem disturbed by the concept of a brain in drink. Soon enough, those mixed feelings turn to pure infatuation! Good luck, and remember: your mind is a terrible thing to waste?? on...
Starving Piggy Bank — $8.95
So what if the economy isn't bustling and plentiful. That doesn't mean it can't be jolly. This new age Piggy is rolling with the trends and embracing the 'slimmer' economy! He has excellent bone structure, visible rib cage, and beautiful sculpted legs. His adorable face makes it worth saving every penny (and believe us a penny's hard to come by nowadays). Did someone say fat-free Bacon?
Demon Head Clinger — $18.99
Hard vinyl demon character head and hands attached to draping cape with attached collar. 3 -D character simply sits on your shoulder. Easy and comfortable to wear.
Sarah Palin in Your Pocket — $11.99
*Alaska. *Ya quit makin' things up!. *We eat, therefore we hunt. *Pretty relevant important stuff, to me anyway. *In what respect, Charlie?. *I'll betcha!. *You can see Russia from Alaska. *Thanks, but no thanks. *Yeahhhh. *You know they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull: lipstick. *Doesn't it split the cheechakos from the sourdoughs.
Fetus Cookie Cutter — $12.49
At last, EVERYBODY can have "one in the oven" with the deliciously disturbing Fetus Cookie Cutter! That's right -- you can now bake cookies that look like little fetuses. According to our vast knowledge of the human reproductive process, the cookies are shaped like fetuses approximately 4 months along on their journey. Imagine the expression on the teacher's face when your kid hands out oatmeal or chocolate chip fetuses to all the students. We can almost hear the Principal calling now. The Fetus...
Demon Head Clinger — $17.49
You've definitely got a head on your shoulders, but I'm not sure if it's the right one. This demon is whispering all kinds of sweet nothings in your ear. You've got more than a monkey to get off your back. Hard vinyl demon character head and hands attached to draping cape with attached collar. 3 -D character simply sits on your shoulder. Easy and comfortable to wear.
Chaps Lounge Pants — $21.99
Get your Chaps on to ride the Horses or just watch TV. You can slip into these gnarly Chaps like they were made of soft cotton (becuause they are). They extremely comfortable but look more rugged than barbed wire on a splintery wood fence. You can watch all the westerns you want on television and they head over to the messiest BBQ restaurant you want. Lasso a few calf's, then bushel some hay for the horses.
Mad Scientist Wig — $9.99
Let the sparks fly in this Mad Scientist Wig! Create monsters, test potions, dissect gross things, you'll do it all when you're this Mad. This cool wig is gray and white with hair pieces in all sorts of disarray. One size fits most.
Leprechaun Facial Fur — $6.99
Luck of the Furry Irish! This deluxe self-adhering Leprechaun Facial Fuzz will have you seeing double rainbows and boat loads of gold. Luck will be on your side twenty four hours a day so kiss your lucky stars, thank your lucky clovers, and hang your lucky horseshoes. This facial pack has sticky pads on the back to stick to your face. Non-toxic and safe for everyday use. Bright orange faux hair. Kit includes: - Sideburns - Beard - Eyebrows *Spot clean. 100% polyester.
Finger Food Plate Set — $8.99
"When you're at a party, it's difficult to multi-task. As you walk around and mingle, you can drink or you can eat. But it is virtually impossible to do both at the same time. But not any more, thanks to the deliciously-brilliant Finger Food Plates! They are little plates that you wear on your fingers like rings. So you can hold a drink and your food in one hand, and free up the other hand for handshakes, gestures, gropingÄ whatever! Each box contains 10 re-usable Finger Food Finger Plates. Pigs...
Shamrock Glasses — $6.99
Eyes on the pot of gold. These Glasses will help seek the gold hidden out there in the rough. Will your Leprechaun eyes find the rainbows they've been looking for all this time? The frame-less, green, lenses have fantastic gold frames that'll send shivers down every Leprechaun's spine. Shamrocks make everything so much better so let's start with your eyes. Made to fit most adult faces.
Brain Ice Cubes — $8.99
Give your brain a nice, cool, relaxing break from all the harsh thinking you do every day. These Brain-shaped Ice Cubes are exactly what you need. They make every cold drink a thoughtless process and one your Brain will thank you for. When we place these Cubes in our drink, people react instantly. As first, people seem disturbed by the concept of a brain in drink. Soon enough, those mixed feelings turn to pure infatuation! Good luck, and remember: your mind is a terrible thing to wasteŽ on...
Singing and Dancing Christmas Tree — $25.99
This Christmas Tree is a born entertainer. He sings and dances to "Rock Around the Christmas Tree" like it's Christmas morning every day. You'll be Dancing along without a care in the world. People will come from miles away to see your new friend so show him off! Requires 2 AA batteries (included).
Geezer Glasses — $11.99
"Geezers are a hot commodity these days. They're so hard to find that their market value has sky-rocketed. You may know someone who's a true Geezy Geezer on the inside but his or her exterior may be too pretty, manicured, or normal. These special Glasses allow them to become the full-embodiment of their true nature. People can see them for their gnarled, disfigured and highly offensive natural essence. Give someone you love (or don't love as much) the chance to be the Geezer they have the potential...
Shamrock Glasses — $6.99
Eyes on the pot of gold. These Glasses will help seek the gold hidden out there in the rough. Will your Leprechaun eyes find the rainbows they've been looking for all this time? The frame-less, green, lenses have fantastic gold frames that'll send shivers down every Leprechaun's spine. Shamrocks make everything so much better so let's start with your eyes. Made to fit most adult faces.
Dinosaur Pencil Sharpeners — $7.99
First came the Dinosaur. Then came Man. Then came the internet. And then came Stupid.com. Which brings you to this product description. The entire history of the world has led you to this very moment in time. It is beyond amazing. The Dinosaur Pencil Sharpeners are an impressive combination of usefulness and playfulness. They appear to be colorful, highly-detailed toy dinosaurs. But built into their belly, you'll discover a pencil sharpener. Now here's the really cool part -- as you sharpen your...
Gummy Shot Glasses — $16.99
These little, edible glasses are each 2.7 ounces of gummy goodness that will add a splash of flavor to your drinks! You get SIX super delicious Shot Glasses in each order so get your party started right. Candy-infused vodka is all the rage in every bar and club so why not take it to the next level. You've been watching Willy Wonka eat his dish-ware for decades and now it's your turn. Simply pour in your drink of choice and voila! The delicious essence of blue raspberry, cherry, lemon, or cola will...
Sarah Palin Toilet Paper — $12.99
Wipe your precious parts with a Palin! This new and highly detailed Toilet Paper features signature phrases and the glorious portrait of Sarah Palin. Guests will go wild knowing they shall be greeted by Mrs. Palin everytime they enter your restroom. She makes any bathroom a high profile establishment and you don't even need beer or rifles. She is truly suited for the job and your rear end will thank her greatly. Get a load of her different phrases on each piece of toilet paper like "You betcha...
Jumbo Remote Control — $9.99
The Jumbo Remote is also a powerful piece of electronics -- You can control up to EIGHT DIFFERENT DEVICES with it -- Use it to control your TV, DVD, VCR, Satellite, Cable Box, and so on. The big buttons glow in the dark and it's so easy to program even... well, even we could do it.
Monty Python Toilet Paper — $9.99
Enjoy your Toilet time like you really should with good old Monty Python comedy. This hilarious and epic Toilet Paper roll will bust you up and make you love to use the bathroom even more than you already do. With song lyrics, pictures, quotes, poems and information from all over the Monty Python spectrum. This Paper has adult-themed content so keep it in adult hands and on adult rears. This TP comes recommended by the Man with Three Buttocks.
Knit Face Masks — $11.75
These outrageous Knit Face Masks are sure to make you the talk of the town all while keeping your face nice and cozy. Play dress-up any time you'd like without anyone really knowing who you are. Say hello to your new alter-ego and never return to your normal self! However, be careful not to wear these super comfortable Hats too long or your family and friends may forget what you look like. You may even forget who you are! Heck, these Face Masks are so comfortable and funny that we might as well...
Hidden Safe Wall Clock — $14.99
MacGuyver ain't got nothing on you! Someone was either robbed way too much or way too paranoid when they creatd this product. Nonetheless, this Stupid product is indeed genious. You can store your smaller valuables safely inside your secret safe without anyone suspecting a thing. Your new CIA inspired lifestyle is about to begin. Next you'll be talking on your watch phone and wearing a paragliding jacket. - The clock is 10 inches in diameter and 2.75 inches thick. - The inside dimensions of...
Paper Crimper — $11.99
This Amazing tool makes any piece of paper into a three dimensional shape wonderland. The raised shape pattern on the page is perfect for scrapping and other stupid crafts!
Metal Moose Sculpture — $11.99
Nothing! And here's the proof, check out this little sculpture. Finely detailed and very fun to look at, he is sure to be a conversation piece on any shelf, table, or desk.
Gummy Spaghetti and Meatballs — $2.49
Okay, we admit that the Hershey Bar with Italian Sausage Bits was a big disaster. And the Prosciutto Flavored Chewing Gum was almost as bad as the Soppressata M&Ms with pimento stuffing.
TIC TAC TOAST — $6.59
Before you make your toast, press your Tic-Tac-Toe embosser into the bread. Then, pop it in the toaster. When it pops back out, your toast will have a tic-tac-toe board burned into it. Then grab a partner and start playing. Choose sides.... Jam VS Peanut Butter. Tuna Salad VS Mayonnaise. Humus VS Chopped Liver.
Squirrel Underpants — $9.99
It's gotten out of hand, friends. You can't even bring your kids to the park anymore. Everywhere you look -- there they are! Naked squirrels running around for all the world to see! Naked squirrels in the trees. Naked squirrels on the benches. Naked squirrels running right UP TO YOUR CHILDREN looking for a peanut!!! Something MUST be done. And thank god -- something HAS been done! Squirrel Underpants are here. That's right -- we're offering actual briefs that will fit every squirrel in your neighborhood...
Mixed Drink Bird Feeders — $11.49
Everyone needs a harder drink now and then, even the Birds! Margaritas, Martinis, and Daiquiris are exactly what every fine feathered Hummingbird needs to feel their tropical roots. So give them what they deserve and yourself a bucket of laughs. Watch as the hummingbirds dive in between olives, limes, and strawberries to drink these fancy drinks. Simply fill the glasses with Hummingbird food (recipe included)), set out on any ledge or hang (adapters for both are included) and watch as birds go wild.
Hillary Clinton Nutcracker — $15.99
Hillary's back on top as Secretary of State and she's still busting out better than ever. She can crack cases, barriers, and Nuts like a supreme force. This Hillary Nutcracker is built strong just like the real thing and believe us when we say strong. We cracked 500 walnuts in a row and this Nutcracker didn't waver on a single one! She works great at house parties, conventions, and in courtrooms.
Rude Awakening Alarm Clock — $19.99
Toast Bandages — $7.99
If you think TIME heals all wounds, you should try TOAST! It is scientifically proven that toast has amazing healing properties. (Have you ever seen a sick toaster?) And now you can put the power of toast to work for YOU!
Barrel of Monkeys — $6.49
13 swinging monkeys have been placed in this barrel on a keychain. The game is played the same as its full-sized cousin, but you have to be extra careful since everything is a fraction of the size.
Paper Voodoo — $8.99
Most of us have far more than one individual in our lives who requires a blessing or a hexãhence the practicality of a multiple-sheet pad! Doodle and annotate your intentions, then watch your wishes come true. - A powerful gift for your friends - Stick it to someone: white pins for good, black for evil - 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets
Three Stooges In Your Pocket — $10.49
The Three Stooges In Your Pocket is a small, electronic device that plays six lines from those masters of mayhem, the Three Stooges. Press a button and you might here Curley saying "I'm trying to think, but nothing happens," or his famous "Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!" Or maybe Moe will say, "Why you numbskull!" and then bonk someone over the head.
Mr. Bacon Vs. Monsieur Tofu — $10.99
Brace yourself for the ultimate food fight... Those culinary arch enemies -- Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu -- are finally facing off. On one side we have Mr. Bacon -- that happy-go-lucky slice of smoked meat with an "I dare you not to eat me," smirk on his face. On the other side there is Monsieur Tofu himself -- as healthy and nutritious as he is arrogant and self-righteous. So we have the King of Junk Foods and the Dark Duke of nutrition -- And only one can dominate the food chain. Who will win...
Blushing Bride Head Clinger — $10.99
"Your wedding day is finally here...and boy is it UGLY! People will be showering you with gifts of pity when they get a look at your new bride. Fat, ugly, loud mouth look of hard vinyl head and hands attaches to your neck and shoulders. Head has a chiffon look wedding headpiece with a white veil, cape attached. Plastic, vinyl, and polyester construction."
Aloha Gorilla Costume — $34.84
Make them go coconuts for you in this Aloha Gorilla costume. Dressed in the island's finest grass skirt and bra, you are destined to be a tropical sensation. Faux fur shirt with attached coconut bra and palm skirt, matching full over-the-head-mask and hands. Also includes silk flower pin and plastic lei. One size fits most adults. Pants not included.
Baby Afro Wig — $12.95
Babies gone wild! All babies deserve to feel adequate with a thick head of hair so give it to them. This designer Wig allows the Baby to feel confident, powerful, and downright comfortable in his or her own skin. The beautiful black curls are synthetic yet ever so fun to run your fingers or pacifier through. The Wig should fit babies up to 24 months old. Please enjoy your new found hair and stop that crying already!
Obie Key Chain — $3.75
When you squeeze Obie's body, his ears pop, his eyes bulge, and his mouth also does something or other.
BBQ Branding Iron — $23.95
Picasso signed his paintings. Rodin signed his sculptures. And the Founding Fathers signed the Declaration of Independence. So it makes sense that you should sign your masterpieces -- Namely, the steaks, hamburgers, and other tasty meats you barbecue with such loving care. The BBQ Branding Iron let's you leave your personal mark on your handiwork that will last forever--- or until someone eats it. It's a brilliant idea, and perfectly designed. The BBQ Branding Iron consists of a branding iron with...
Jersey Guidette Costume Kit — $19.99
Do you spend more time on your hair, tan, and body than you spend on anything else? You're probably a Guidette, but in case your looks aren't rocking enough here's the Jersey Guidette Costume Kit! Holler at the gorillas when you see them cruising down the boardwalk or when you're drinking on the beach. Basically, holler at anyone and everyone because you own the game, baby! The bronzer is cream make-up, not semi-permanent or permanent. Sized to fit most adults. This Costume Kit includes: -Bangin...
Temporary Hand Tattoos — $3.99
These exotic Temporary Tattoos will ignite a flame in everyone's heart. Your hands will be stunning jewels of the Nile, ready to dance like snakes and bite at any moment. Like real tattoos, these Temporaries are so addictive you'll be struggling to keep from placing them all over your body and we say� go ahead! They're super fun and the perfect opportunity to beautify any boring hand. 9 out of 10 dentists, teachers, and zoo keepers swear by them. Cut out the Tattoos, sponge the backs with water...
Talking Jackass Club Head Cover - 460cc — $24.99
Oh, Tiger Woods. So you cheated on your wife not once, but 10 times (allegedly)? We think that officially makes you one thing - a huge jackass! Now you too can make a jackass out of the game of golf with this delightfully over-sized Club Cover. It even yells "YEE-HAW" when you squeeze it. We think Elin Nordegren would approve. Made of soft, plush materials with plastic eyes. Fits up to a 460cc club heads.
Tootsie Roll Baby — $20.25
The only thing cuter than a baby is a baby TOOTSIE ROLL! This full body baby costume is adorable from wrapper tip to tip and makes you want candy like never before.
Singing and Dancing Christmas Tree — $25.99
This Christmas Tree is a born entertainer. He sings and dances to "Rock Around the Christmas Tree" like it's Christmas morning every day. You'll be Dancing along without a care in the world. People will come from miles away to see your new friend so show him off! Requires 2 AA batteries (included).
Bah Humbug Santa Hat — $4.99
Santa Claus is changing his tune this year all because we've got these crazy Bah Humbug Santa Hats. Clearly this Hat is the sassiest thing you'll find all season so you better go with what you know best. This soft, thin, black hat with white trim is the perfect item to throw the holidays off kilter and trim a tree with pure laughs. Sized to fit most grouchy heads.
Hip Hop Glasses — $6.99
"Get your Hip Hop Glasses here! Get them while they're hot! These sleek and stylish Glasses come labeled as Hip Hop Glasses. While we're not exactly sure what makes them Hip Hip Glasses, they're certainly are pretty stylin'. You'll love cruising around town having people throw money and bling jewelry at you. I mean if you're HIp Hop, you're basically the hottest thing to touch the earth's crust. Sing hot jams for all the shorties in town and host incredible after parties. With these Glasses...
The Dog Ate My Homework — $3.99
On October 12th, 1893, a third-grader named Winslow Greenbay made history. On that day, he showed up for school without his Latin assignment. When the teacher asked for it, Winslow searched his mind for a clever excuse and blurted, "My dog ate it!" Now, this may not strike you as particularly creative. But it was actually a breakthrough. According to historians, this was the first time that the world's most famous excuse was used! It's irrelevant that Winslow's teacher did not buy the excuse, and...
Gigantic Handcuffz — $5.50
When your crimes are just far too large for regular restraints or you're a Lohan, these Giant Inflatable Handcuffz will do the job. Say your prayers, eat your last meal, and walk the green mile because you're on Inflatable death row, buddy! These monsters blow up and are great gifts for bad friends, parents, and especially problem children. You can even use them as a leash to keep your kid in check. Ages 5 & up and made of high quality vinyl for easy fun and games. We are kind of freaked out...
Swine Flu Survival Kit — $14.99
WTF Rubber Stamp — $12.99
Make your feelings known in crystal clear black ink. When life hands you something annoying, Stamp away! The large ""WTF"" is highly gratifying and the customizable checkboxes for "WTF" intensity make things ever-so much clear. Now with smooth, satisfying "ker-chunk? sound as you ink. There's no denying this makes a perfect office gift for the boss or any coworker. 3.2 x 3.5 x 1.625 inches; imprint area: 2.25 x 0.83 inches
Galactic Ooze — $2.99
"Ooze your daddy? This intergalactic Ooze is fascinating to look at and play with. It may be the metallic, sparkling, bold colors or its slimy texture. Maybe in takes you back to the time you were abducted in a corn field. I hate it when that happens, it always messes up your plans. Perhaps you use Galactic Ooze to help yourself de-stress from a hard day at avoiding abductions or just a stressful day at work. In any case, this Ooze means something different to everyone so make sure you ready...
Handbag- Tommy Gun Purse — $15.99
Robbing banks and Stealing cars has never looked so fashionable with this Tommy Gun Purse. Sure to be a sensation, this purse will urge everyone to get on your best side.
Flashing Vampire Fangs — $5.99
Fangs like these only come out at night, and we're sure thankful they do. Nothing says party like super bright, led flashing lights coming out of a Vampire's mouth. Simply press the activation button on the inside of the mouthpiece and you'll be the coolest Vamp on the block. The long-lasting led lights flash in multi-colored bursts and light up the entire mouth. The mouthpiece works best in dimly lit environments and goes with any outfit. We strongly give this party attraction two fangs up...
Darth Vader Light Saber — $4.99
The Force will be with you and so will a super cool and handy Light Saber. So what if youíre toying with the Dark Side, youíve got a long way to go in a dark hall to get a midnight snack from the fridge. Let this super sharp, red glow guide your way plus you can fend off any unwanted company with ease. Darth Vader may be a twisted soul and one heck of a deadbeat dad but he sure knows how to rock a Light Saber. This SUPER detailed replica of the film Light Saber is battery operated and activates...
Christmas Candy — $1.25
Sarah Palin Toilet Paper — $12.99
Wipe your precious parts with a Palin! This new and highly detailed Toilet Paper features signature phrases and the glorious portrait of Sarah Palin. Guests will go wild knowing they shall be greeted by Mrs. Palin everytime they enter your restroom. She makes any bathroom a high profile establishment and you don't even need beer or rifles. She is truly suited for the job and your rear end will thank her greatly. Get a load of her different phrases on each piece of toilet paper like "You betcha...
Chinese Mustache — $5.99
Channel the inner Chinese wiseman with this long mustache. You will look wise, worldy and ready to crack some skulls at a moments notice. You have mastered the fine art of fooling others by looking stupid to hide the inner badass! Mustache is self adhesive, available in black only.
Leprechaun Facial Fur — $5.99
"Luck of the Furry Irish! This deluxe self-adhering Leprechaun Facial Fuzz will have you seeing double rainbows and boat loads of gold. Luck will be on your side twenty four hours a day so kiss your lucky stars, thank your lucky clovers, and hang your lucky horseshoes. This facial pack has sticky pads on the back to stick to your face. Non-toxic and safe for everyday use. Bright orange faux hair.
TV Dinner Memo Pads — $4.99
Do you love carbs, salt, high fructose corn syrup, and preservatives galore? Great! We have none of that for you! These Magnetic TV Dinners Memo Pads are not digital age health hazards. In fact, they're the next big diet craze because you won't gain a pound using them.. Oooh man, they sure do look delicious though! With a heavy duty magnetic, these little cutlets will stick to anything metal (keep away from braces).. Approximately 6.25" long and 4" wide, a whopping 120 pages!
FREE Slingshot Monkey — $10.49
My husbands co worker got one of these and WE LOVE IT! So for christmas I am getting them for my kids too much fun and the sounds LOL!
Rolling Penguins Salt and Pepper Shaker — $12.99
No need to get your move on with these Penguin Salt and Pepper Shakers because they'll move right to you. Penguins usually waddle with patience but these little guys roll like pros. They'll look amazing as they zoom all over your table bringing the spice directly to you. Naturally, the Penguin is very faithful to its family and friends and will be no different to its new family. Make the right choice and adopt a pair of these adorable birds. Wind them up using a little pin on the side and send...
Hamburger Ear Muffs — $9.99
Never go cold or hungry again! These deliciously tasteful Earmuffs will satisfy your hunger for fashionable outerwear forever! People will be jealous of your plush, soft buns and your leafy lettuce, not to mention the giant pattie hidden within. Just looking at these muffs will make you feel satisfied. Please refrain from actually eating the Earmuffs since they contain no food product. The exterior is constructed of warm and snugly felt, while the inside is soft, plush cotton fabric. The adjustable...
Barrel O' Slime — $1.99
Ooze your Daddy? This Barrel O' Slime of course! Available in several colors but your color will be a surprise. One Barrel-O-Slime offers a wet and slimy, non-toxic experience that comes off clean. 50g containers are suitable for age 5 years and up. Each Barrel-O-Slime is 8cm high, 5.5cm wide.
Mixed Drink Bird Feeders — $11.49
Everyone needs a harder drink now and then, even the Birds! Margaritas, Martinis, and Daiquiris are exactly what every fine feathered Hummingbird needs to feel their tropical roots. So give them what they deserve and yourself a bucket of laughs. Watch as the hummingbirds dive in between olives, limes, and strawberries to drink these fancy drinks. Simply fill the glasses with Hummingbird food (recipe included)), set out on any ledge or hang (adapters for both are included) and watch as birds go...
Inflatable Football — $3.99
"Got no room for a real football? This easy, Inflatable Football was made for you and your minimal storage space! Even wear it as a necklace or use it as a pool toy. This Football is perfect for barbecues and parties because no windows will ever be broken again. They make great party favors and wonderful pillowsÉ don't ask. Anyhow, Stupid Football season is now in effect. We were officially introduced to these at a local Football game we attended. The crowd was tossing all kinds a weird balloons...
Ghostbusters Ectoplasm Energy Drink — $2.99
The ghosts have gone wild this time and released their own Ectoplasm Energy Drink. No longer confined to containment units or tortured by proton beams, these Ghosts are offering you a taste of themselves. As strange as it is, Ghost Ectoplasm is delicious and energizing. You're going to float up to the ceiling and be inspired to spook the heck out of everyone. Happy hauntings! *Commemorative and collectible Can celebrating 25 years of the Ghostbusters legacy. *8.4 oz of slimy-green energy drink.
