As played on my iPod:

1. Joy to the World - The Butties
2. The Christmas Song - The Raveonettes
3. Father Christmas - The Kinks
4. Jingle Bell Rock - Brenda Lee
5. Frosty the Snowman - The Charms
6. Christmas Island - Jimmy Buffett
7. Joy to the World - Moses Kahumoku
8. Jingle Bell Rock - Ozzi Kotani
9. Fight Tonight - The Ramones
10. Christmas Wrapping - Save Ferris
11. Please Come Home for Christmas - Unwritten Law
12. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Mambo - Alvin Stoller
13. Baby, It’s Cold Outside - Dean Martin
14. Blue Christmas - Elvis Presley
15. White Christmas - Elvis Presley
16. I’ll Be Home for Christmas - Elvis Presley
17. Jingle Bells - Jimmy Buffett
18. A Sailor’s Christmas - Jimmy Buffett
19. I’ll Be Home for Christmas - Jimmy Buffett
20. All I Want for Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth) - Nat King Cole Trio
21. Winter Wonderland - Peggy Lee
22. White Christmas - Tina Sugandh
23. Navidad - Austin Pendleton & Rene Lavan
24. Frosty the Snowman - The Beach Boys
25. I’ll Be Home for Christmas - The Beach Boys
26. Hey, Santa Claus - The Chesterfield Kings
27. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - Chris Isaak
28. Feliz Navidad - Davie Allan
29. Let it Snow!/Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer - Eddie Dunstedter
30. Silent Night - Elvis Presley
31. Here Comes Santa Claus - Elvis Presley
32. I’ll Be Home for Christmas/Baby, It’s Cold Outside - Jackie Gleason and Jack Marshal
33. Merry Christmas to All of the World - Jean Beovoir
34. Up on the Housetop - Jimmy Buffett
35. Mele Kakalikimaka - Jimmy Buffett
36. Merry Christmas, Alabama - Jimmy Buffett
37. Silver Bells - Led Kaapana
38. We Wish You a Merry Christmas - Leonard Kwan
39. Exotic Night - Martin Denny
40. The Christmas Waltz - Nancy Wilson

I’m reasonably sure almost all of these can be found on iTunes. Merry Christmas, happy Hannukah, joyful Kwanza, happy Festivus!

Well, another Survivor is in the can and it’s hard to argue with its winner, Danni Boatwright, who played as smart as anyone could who didn’t tell everyone up-front he was a used car salesman and win anyway.

But seriously, if we ever see Jeff Probst superheroing his way to the reunion show again, whether it’s waterskiing in, parachuting, digging his way up through the earth after being buried alive, or whatever, I’m killing him with a shovel, as well as any CBS execs I can find.