Xxx Large Support Hose

If a nice young man named Joe invites you to his pad on the Lower East Side, do yourself a favor and decline his offer. Why? Because Joe shares his seedy-to-the-max apartment with literally thousands of wisecracking cockroaches, who sing gospel hymns, warble country tunes, and even perform aquatic ballets in the toilet! As Joe grows accustomed to his antennaed roommates, he finds that they come in handy as he tries to woo Lily -- whose dastardly father wishes to decimate Joe's building. If Joe wins...

Availability: Leaves the warehouse within 5 - 10 business days. NOTE: For Christmas Delivery, orders for this item placed between 11/30/2009 - 12/5/2009 must ship 3 Day, orders placed on 12/6/2009 must ship 2 Day, orders placed on 12/7/2009 must ship Next Day. After 12/7/2009, Christmas Delivery is NOT guaranteed.

Patented EZ-Coil controlled retraction system regulates the spring driven rewind to a safe speed. Retracts up to 80% slower than conventional spring driven reels. Auto rewind easily wraps, stores, and protects hose without an external power source. Its compact space-saving size and heavy duty construction makes it highly versatile and virtually indestructible. Time-tested proven components, superior design, and expert craftsmanship have contributed to its worldwide reputation as the most trusted...