Strawberry Shortcake Plush Toy

These durable pet toys with built-in squeakers are double-stitched at stress points to withstand hours of play time.

I cannot tell, my supervisor would think me mad. None shall believe this account of immemorial lunacy. Yet after my ten-minute break, the stars were right again and Great Cthulhu came forth, that unhallowed blasphemy that dreams beneath the sea. It slavered and gibbered as it rose above the unclean desktop flotsam like the stern of a daemon galleon. There is no language for such eldritch contradictions of matter, force and cosmic order! Death would be a boon if only it could blot out the memory....