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Benny (Douglas Henshall) is back. He's come home to visit the friends he knew, to find the girl he once loved and become the man he might have been. In the years he's been gone things have changed quite a bit. His boyhood friends Zac (Robert Donovan), Jacko (Gerard Butler), Bisto (Danny Midwinter) and Flea (Stephen Lord) are now big talking, wannabe criminals who spend their days playing cards, arguing about the Royal Family and eating repellent fast food. But they've also been plotting to rob a...

On a remote island, a mysterious substance is oozing from the ground. A farmer sees that it acts as a growth hormone and thinks his fortune is made. But when rats, chickens, worms and wasps begin sampling the potent substance, they morph into bloodthirsty giants! Now, it's up to the island's few residents and visitors to destroy "the food of the gods"... before the animals take over for good!

The Great Eric, a down-on-his-luck hypnotist, sees a preacher on TV and finds divine inspiration: "I'll create a cult! A Love Cult! Give 'em a religion with a payoff!" Changing his name to Brother Eros, he sets up shop in a suburban community and preaches the gospel of love to a congregation of mostly busty young ladies who are hypnotized into giving up their bodies as well as their worldly goods. And when a rich nymphomaniac looking for kicks offers the cult one of her homes as a "Temple of Love...