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When Ryuuji meddles with technology he doesn't understand, he is transformed into a dangerous shape-shifter. Unable to handle his new powers, Ryuuji sets out to take over the school, win the love of all the girls, and teach everyone who's ever insulted him a painful lesson. Only his genetically altered classmate Junta can stop him, by becoming the most unlikely of heroes, the infamous Mega-Playboy!

British Captain Nolan (Hemmings) is a devoted officer disgusted with his commander, Lord Cardigan (Howard). Lord Raglan (Gielgud) is a foolish officer with misguided war strategies and a fading memory. Together, they are sent to Turkey in response to a Russian invasion. Driven by arrogance and ineptitude, they send hundreds of cavalry to certain death in a climax that is both "harrowing [and] magnificent" ( Time ).

Yes, it's Yoko Ono, sex maniacs, and off-kilter kink in this goofy, ultra-gritty Grindhouse Double Feature! Since lunatics John and Bert can't enjoy sex unless their women are first properly terrified, they abduct three lovely ladies and attempt to Scare Their Pants Off ! A pretty blonde finds herself confronted by a Phantom-of-the-Opera-like figure who just wants a little kiss; trouble is, his face looks like the surface of the moon. Victim #2 wakes up strapped to a sacrificial altar where she...