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Author and Illustrator of Penis Pokey, Christopher Behrens, is a loquacious and erudite raconteur and heart-cockles-warming after-dinner speaker of local renown. Christopher is also an actor, screenwriter, accomplished painter and avid cycling enthusiast. A true renaissance visionary, his thoughtful and comical but always probing and penetrating deconstructions of current trends in American taste and culture are just the sort of zip, zest and pep welcomed in our ongoing effort for perspective in...
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Penis Pokey Activity Book
Of all the strange books Quirk has published, few are stranger than Penis Pokey —the illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every page features a full-color illustration with one thing (a banana, a hot dog, a sea serpent) missing—and male readers are challenged to complete the picture. Now Quirk is raising the bar even higher with the Penis Pokey Activity Book . Here are all-new pokey illustrations, a dry-erase marker, and a host of challenging new activities—including a maze, a...
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Penis Pokey
This book contains no nudity. No profanity. No sexual material of any kind. And yet it just might be the most obscene thing we've ever published! Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every spread features a dazzling full-color illustration with one thing missing—a banana, perhaps, or a fire hose, or a sea serpent. Male readers can complete the illustrations using the talents God has given them. Are we serious? Yes! Is this funny? Absolutely! Will this be a terrific...
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You put your penis in, you put your penis out... whether you shake it all about is up to you. This whimsical book with amply-sized cutouts allows your penis to poke where no penis has poked before, starring as the main attraction in settings such as the biggest banana of the bunch or the guy who’s (literally) too big for his britches.
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You can bet on obscene good fun when you put the pages to use! While there is no sexual material of any kind in this book, Penis Pokey is a silly illustrated board book with a die-cut hole in its center. Every spread features a fantastic full-color illustration with one thing missing - a banana or a fire hose, or even a sea serpent. Male readers can complete the illustrations using... (you guessed it) their natural given talents! Penis Pokey by Christopher Behrens measures 7.875"L x .5W x 8"T. This...
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Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every spread features a dazzling full-color illustration with one thing missing--a banana, perhaps, or a fire hose, or a sea serpent. Male readers can complete the illustrations using the talents God has given them.
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PENIS POKEY ACTIVITY BOOK (HARDCOVER W/PEN)
Of all the strange books published, few are stranger than Penis Pokey -- the illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every page features a full-color illustration with one thing (a banana, a hot dog, a sea serpent) missing -- and male readers are challenged to complete the picture. Now the bar has been raised even higher with the Penis Pokey Activity Book . Here are all-new pokey illustrations, a dry-erase marker, and a host of challenging new activities -- including a maze...
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Board Book: 18 pages Publisher: Quirk Productions ( July 29, 2009 ) Item #: 05-4192 ISBN: 9781594744211 Product Dimensions: 8.0 x 10.0 x 0.5 inches Product Weight: 12.0 ounces
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Pin The Mr. On The Man “Pin The Tail On The Donkey” is kid’s stuff. Now that you’re an adult, you can enjoy “Pin the Mr. On The Man.” Choose from 16 different penises to attach to pictures of naked men. Just blindfold, spin and pin! Penis Pokey Activity Book Penis Pokey Activity Book is a wildly entertaining and beautifully illustrated book of games boasting full-color images, a dry-erase magic marker and a large die-cut hole in its center. Every page features a full-color illustration with one...
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Christopher Behrens, is a loquacious and erudite raconteur and heart-cockles-warming after-dinner speaker of local renown. Christopher is also an actor, screenwriter, accomplished painter and avid cycling enthusiast. A true renaissance visionary, his thoughtful and comical but always probing and penetrating deconstructions of current trends in American taste and culture are just the sort of zip, zest and pep welcomed in our ongoing effort for perspective in an ever more complex world.
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