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Don't Go Near the Park
This notorious sickie centers on two prehistoric cult members who abuse the secret of eternal youth… by cannibalizing children of their own circle! When their lurid exploits are discovered by the tribal Queen, they are damned to an eternity of old age, from which only random acts of gutmunching can bring the fleeting appearance of youth. Flash-forward to early 1980s Los Angeles, where the two lurk a sprawling park, lying in wait for the celestial happenstance under which they commit the ultimate atrocity in...
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3 Additional Products from "Don't Go Near the Park" Below
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Description Don't Go Near the Park begins in a cave 12,000 years ago, where an old crone with phony rubber hands curses her sinful children, Gar and Tre (Crackers Phinn, Barbara Monker). They will age ten years for every year of life and never die. To appear youthful, they must kill people by ripping their stomachs open and eating their guts. To end the curse, Gar must marry a woman and produce a virgin girl who will be sacrificed at age 16. The next segment follows Gar (now named Mark) as he hypnotizes...
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Scream queen Linnea Quigley (HOLLYWOOD CHAINSAW HOOKERS) stars in this low-budget horror flick, which sees two unsavory characters with cannibalistic urges planning to sacrifice their own virgin daughter.
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Don't Go Near the Park [Special Edition] (Widescreen): Movies
This notorious sickie - here presented in its U.S. theatrical cut with all the gore intact - centers on two prehistoric cult members who abuse the secret of eternal youth...by cannibalizing children of their own circle! When their lurid exploits are discovered by the tribal Queen, they are damned to an eternity of old age, from which only random acts of gutmunching can bring the fleeting appearance of youth. Flash-forward to early 1980s Los Angeles, where the two lurk in a sprawling park, lying in...
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DON'T GO NEAR THE WATER Cast overview, first billed only:
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NTSC Region 1. Audio commentary with Lawrence D. Foldes and Linnea Quigley. Extended and deleted scenes. Grue!! (workprint gore outtakes). Photo gallery; theatrical trailers and TV spot.
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Description: This notorious sickie - here presented in its U.S. theatrical cut with all the gore intact - centers on two prehistoric cult members who abuse the secret of eternal youth... by cannibalizing children of their own circle! When their lurid exploits are discovered by the tribal Queen, they are damned to an eternity of old age, from which only random acts of gutmunching can bring the fleeting appearance of youth. Flash-forward to early 1980s Los Angeles, where the two lurk in a sprawling...
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Audio Commentary with Lawrence D. Foldes and Linnea Quigley. Extended & Deleted Scenes. Grue!! (Gore Outtakes). Photo Gallery. Theatrical Trailers. TV Spot.
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High Quality Poster - Usually Ships in 3 Days. Printed on Fine Art Paper, Thicker and Nicer Finish. This item is a higher quality reproduction than a typical poster.
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